WHO ELSE USES TINDER? I fucked my 50th tinder girl acouple days

>>35085341
i dont have facebook

also

condom sex sucks

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>>35085341

you must be a low tier alpha

>>35085341
can you just post the nudes

>>35085363
>condom sex sucks
this man speaks the truth

>>35085341
I use Grindr at about 280 some guys and around 80 on Tinder, over 200 on myspace and 48 on POF what you getting at? The other sights I fuck chicks on while in the military about 300 more random sluts

is this the same guy?

start off posting different vids than you posted last time then in case they delte the thread and ban you

lets see some screenshots then big boy

Any tips? I haven't had a match in weeks.

This girl was fun and had a dirty fat Latina ass, I got really drunk at the drive ins and fucked her ass

https://my.mixtape.moe/gwslzw.MP4

https://my.mixtape.moe/cbprjd.MP4

>>35085428
see i would not stick my dick in that my man

gross

>>35085428
post more d00d

This particular girl was fun because I fucked her in the back office which isn't much To look at in the first place

https://my.mixtape.moe/zzwjtf.MP4

>>35085341
Bitches here never fucking reply. I mean never ever in the last 2 years I've used this app. What the fuck?

>posts the same videos posted yesterday

this isn't even the same guy

>>35085397
Wookie pussy is the worst though

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>tfw I get matches but no motivation to flirt and take girls on dates/get pusy

https://my.mixtape.moe/wrxlay.MP4

https://my.mixtape.moe/zuntbg.MP4

This girl was one of my favorites because she had a cute smile

>>35085428
>>35085484
V I R U S
I
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U
S

Fuck off faggot

>>35085566
this.

ive got like 25-30 matches since sunday, only messaged one of them.. does this at least mean Im attractive?

>>35085428
You know what's amazing? I could actually smell the dirty asshole and rank puss. GJ dude

Are there any apps like tinder that don't require facebook?

This particular girl was really dorky and browses 4chan herself, she was excited to fuck a dude who wasn't ugly or a dork, I had fun with her

https://my.mixtape.moe/qujzao.MP4

>>35085341
aren't you worried about a DUI, I got arrested and couldn't drive at all for like 5 months. That'll really fuck up your 100 slut count

>>35085616
You must have good pics then my man. Whats your tinder bio

Want to know how to get a NEET girlfriend?

Go to THE MOST AUTISTIC DEPTHS OF THE INTERNET.

Example: I met a cute, but autistic as heck girl on flightrising. It's like the PG Female version of r9k.

>>35085428
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP MMMMM... YES... SMELLS SWEET AND SOUR... MUST BE CHICKEN AND EGG. *SNIFFFFFFFF* MMMMMMMM PUT ANOTHER RIGHT IN MY MOUTH BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP YES *SNIFFFFFFFFF* YESSSSS

>>35085679
Dude... Stop making me sad

>>35085599
I don't know if anyone told you, but you can't get a virus by clicking something in a browser since like 2005

>>35085679
>>35085592
>>35085484
>>35085428
>A bunch of fat spics, probably single mothers also

Honestly, this is nothing to be proud of. You must be a spic yourself, as a white man, I only fuck top tier women, my preference is for white women and black women (polar opposites, I know). Fucked a few latinas, but they're annoying as hell

Just fucked my 100th girl this week. Any other robots got laid like 20 times today?

>tfw didnt get laid 30 times

This is why im depressed

>>35085752
I-I know

I was trying to make a joke about OP fucking dirty women, but I suck

>>35085341

can you like fuck off this board please

>>35085783
that's pretty clever

>>35085705
i dont have shit in my bio, just that im going to college and i play guitar

Where are you from? Nice voice btw.

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how are you not grossed out by these girls? it just seems gross to me, and why do they let you film them? I could only ever have sex if I really like the girl. I couldn't fuck a girl unless I've known her for a while and if she's pretty.

I was friends with my current gf for more than half a year before we became partners.

fucking hell, is that how people act in america?

>>35085484
>Freedom
I laughed

>>35085428

Momp! Andale

How do you tinder? I don't have any pictures of myself.
Do you have too woo the girl over text? I don't think I'm capable

Post more op, I've got nothing else to live for

>>35085813
Guitar playing makes grils wet. So go on romeo, do your thing

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>>35085919
This is usually what I write, I add their snap chat and then I take them out and fuck them

>>35085941
kek thats why I put it there
i can barely play

are snapchat pictures acceptable to upload on tinder?

Any full vids op? This is this closest I'll ever get to casual sex ;_;

Why are they all spics senpai?

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>>35085973
What if I don't like sushi, whats a good alternative

>>35085973
You must eat a lot of sushi

>>35086034
so many brown people

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>>35085973
>>35086044
>tfw allergic to sushi
there's not one force in this universe that isn't trying to cockblock me

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>>35086017
You can post whatever you want anon, just bee urself, this is my bio and I fuck a new girl every single week

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>at the 'There's no one new around you.' point
>4 matches
>too beta to speak to any of them because I'm a mess and my life is pathetic

great app

>>35086033
this. the other vids were hot but 2 short

>>35086077
eh, but youre also way more handsome than me
why even bother

>>35086077
I thought I was the only well built Hispanic on this damn board. I'm mixed with black and white also too but we're almost alike.

>tfw not attractive enough to get tinder hoes
>dont have the ability to talk to women face to face

im going to be alone for the rest of my life, arent I?

>>35085870
Sluts everywhere man
>>35086077
Its ironic that that pic is disgusting yet the girls think its funny and swipe anyway.

Who took that photo?

>>35086174
no school, no degree, no work, approaching mid 20's? yeh probably

>>35086282
none of that matters unless you are not attractive or have no money

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>>35085428
Lol, all these sad-lonely-virgin phaggots pretending like they wouldn't fuck (literally anything) given the chance. Half the posts here are "Somebody love me. Srs guise, I'll take anything!" And here I was thinking robots couldn't lie.

I'll give you props man. Slutty latina with a fat ass willing to get rammed in the car? (no hotel, no whore smell on your sheets) 10/10, well done.

>>35086077
Post more pics pls

safds

>>35086077
Where do live with all these spic sluts around?

>>35086529
texas probably

https://imgur.com/a/ayucu

How can I even compete with the Chad army? The fact I can get any matches at all is a miracle

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>>35086077
Wow I'm a (better looking) mixed spic too and I've only fucked 3 girls including my current gf. Maybe I should leave my girl and start chasing tinder sloots like you.

>>35086951
Don't get deported :(

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>>35086951
>better looking
kek

>>35087089
I am objectively better looking. Let's face it, op looks like an overgrown goomba. But he pulls tail so more power to him.

>>35086870
why is everybody named tom?

>>35086951
You look like a dangerous creep

OP looks like a well built and healthy Chad

>>35086951
dude you are legit a 8/10

kinda jealous of you m8

>>35087407
Its the English version of Chad

>>35087282
You look like your best friend is Napoleon Dynamite.

>>35087433
yeah its a pretty fucking gay name

all these dudes look like metrosexuals

probably could take all their shit and they wouldnt do anything

>>35086951
>big nose
>feminine jaw line
>long face
>pedo stash
>brown
>twink

Who ya foolin mate?

>>35086951
>>35087282

delusional

mute this bitch

>>35086951
This has to be a bait

>>35086870
It is sort of sad to see how many chads have bought the tattoo meme. Their arms are going to look like shit when they're over 50.

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Op and robots do you think I could get a girl? Like Op's?
I'm the right guy

Problem is I'm a 5'5 Manlet

>>35086077
>this fucking spic faggot again

you aren't a real man pedro, no amount of easy tindr sluts is going to change that

no amount of seeking r9k validation is going to change that

you're hopeless

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>>35087529
I honestly don't know m8. Your face isn't bad looking and you don't seem obese, but it's rare finding short girls

>>35087597
I'm doomed isn't average girl 5'5? Like me I'm 18 hope I'll get to 5'7 at least

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Guis hw cum grils nvr tok 2 me?

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>>35087584
Atleast he's been inside a vagina :'(

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>>35087697
>whiteknighting on r9k
>not even whiteknighting for a woman
>whiteknighting for an attention whoring spic

what a faggot

>>35085341
i think you know where this belongs
>>>/b/
now leave and never come back

>>35085341
Can you post the video of the girl in the OP

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>>35087597
Just eat right, exercise, and just try to maintain an active life style. My friend and I were both 5'6" at the end of HS and we ate right and exercised and are both 5'10" right now. Praise kek for allowing us to grow, I think there's hope for you m8. Praying for you. I'm sure you're a Mexispic like I am, and if everything goes right, you'll be a proto-Chad like am :)

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>>35087672
fugg replied to my own post, kek

I do

but I use it to meet hot guys

>>35087888
Thanks man add me on Idk steam?

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I tried tinder but I got no matches after a week

Do you need to go shirtless to get results? I have decent pectoral mass for a dude my width, but my abs aren't really defined, just visible.

>>35088156
Just post pic and we'll tell you.

>>35088063
nice hair though
original

>>35086077

Just be a big framed big boned handsome young guy with a perfect face and hairline.

Kill me now.

>>35085973

Are you a tall handsome white guy?

>>35088156
From what I've heard (albeit from Chad friends) shirtless gives off a bad vibe. Show muscle under clothes if possible.

>>35088156
Pretty much. You can get dates without a shirtless picture but the shirtless picture sets the tone for sex.

>>35088310
>>35088319
Easiest way fake modesty is stringers. You have to be jacked to wear them though.

>>35085341
>I fucked my 50th tinder girl acouple days
It's official, straights have reached homo levels of decadence.

>>35086951
Elliot Rodger 2.0

>>35085341
Please get tested.

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>>35085341
I used tinder for awhile but had to delete the app as I was getting flooded with matches. My girlfriend didn't like that I've become so desirable to so many women.

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Did my best to be chad..

>>35088587
>this meme again


Originalcomment

>>35085760
lmao u sound buttblasted virgin

>>35086951
lmao pls be meming

any more videos OP this thread is really interesting to me

Today Chad was a cool guy

>>35086951
you're a dirty goofy ass kid with no game patchy facial hair and a bum ass hair cut who doesn't lift much at all obviously. you aint shit.

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>>35085428
>https://my.mixtape.moe/zzwjtf.MP4
YOURE THE GUY WHO POSTED ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY AND MADE FUN OF US WTF
WHY ARE YOU A FAG?

>>35086951
go shave right now

t. another spic

>>35088591
no no that's just mildly racist, you really need to figure out what being a chad is
pro tip it's not being a fucking /pol/ack

>>35088637
>t. smelly beaner
If you have to come to /r9k/ to feel good about plowing gutter trash chingara skanks, you might actually be more pathetic than all the losers here that can't get laid.

Sushi bro if you don't get off this fucking board you fucking normie Chad I'm going to find you and rip your fucking dickhead off and feed it to you.

>>35085369
Knowing this is kind of freeing though. If you're not in the top 20%-10% of men then there is no point in even trying. Now you can focus on other things without being distracted.

What is even the point of recording 5 second clips? WTF are you doing?

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Not saying I wouldnt stick my dick in the trashy spics you posted but I sure as fuck ain't jelly.

I've hooked up with 13 during my tinder career
>pic related

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((22))

Comentoriginale

I have like 27 matches in tinder, i can talk just fine with them, but my problem is when and how should i ask those girls out, in the end i end up boring them or getting bored myself.

>>35085341

Can't tell if I'm aroused or disgusted by this pic.

>>35085341
where the fuck do you live that your 5-10% success rate is 50+ girls? there are barely 50 girls in my city on tinder worth fucking in the first place.

you're either lying, or you fuck dozens of 3-4/10s. neither of those things make giving tinder another go sound worth it to me.

>>35091387
Not everyone lives in a fucking hick town anon.
Literally any big city and you have thousands to choose from in your age range.

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>>35085679
dude, she's literally lifting up her stomach so it doesn't cover her rank vertical axe wound. That's not just curvy, that's fat. You're fucking fat, double chinned beaners.

>>35086077
are you still here? i'm a chick, please post picture of your belly for me

>>35091969
my city has 400,000 people in it.

you literally have to live in a metropolis like chicago, LA, NY for tinder to work.

>not being a good looking, fit guy who is too much of an autist to get girls

I have a gf though, but the amount of pussy that I didn't get thanks to being a beta is unbelievable.
I have great stories, if anyone is interested.

>>35085341
>I fucked my 50th tinder girl acouple days ago ans ive been really exciting because I'm half way to my goal of 100 tinder girls

You're not even a normie. You're a total slut.

See this is why 6/10 roasties still think they can get a Chad.

Op is probably a Chad and he's fucking every girl that matches with him, most of them way below his league.

>>35092006

Yeah she's ugly as fuck as well. No wonder OP is fucking so many girls. He's stooping so low.

>>35085341

I stopped watching porn and I'm back on tinder with an actual strong urge to fuck.

Got one date vaguely lined up and I'm also talking to some black pornstar on there. But she's honestly so fucking retarded I don't think I want to meet her.

>>35092740
Which black pornstar? How do you know she's a pornstar?

>>35088587
honestly not a bad looking dude

>>35085973
holy shit i should have known it was the sushi guy

>>35092740
>Black
Just why?