How often do you pathetic robots take a relaxing bath?

>>35084995
Every few days but only to masturbate in peace.

>>35084995
I find pleasure in ur mum mate

I dont have a bathtub. in order to have storage and a washer/dryer the previous owners of this place put in a horrible shower stall thing.

never
because humanity is unworthy of pleasure at this point in time

>>35085388

Too bad that isn't true and you're currently in your mum's basement cleaning the smegma off your dad's cock

>>35084995
Usually after workout sessions or on rare occasion.

I normally just take showers, honestly.

>>35085454
sounds like someone's projecting an awful lot you bath loving faggot

>>35084995
They're nice but I don't have a bath

Fuck off normie richfag

>>35085522

sounds like someone's using a word they don't understand

go back to eating smegma captain autism

>>35085771
>projection
>the unconscious transfer of one's desires or emotions to another person.

what I was inferring is that you want to clean your dads cock, as you projected your desires on to me.
next time you're in a bath read a dictionary dipshit

>>35084995
>taking baths
check out the faglord over here

do you paint your nails in the bathtub too? shave your legs?

>i like to sit in a puddle of my own filth

Bathtubs are for women and homosexuals. Use a shower.

>>35086026
>not showering and then taking a bath

>>35086054
For what purpose? oreganoli

>>35086095
Because bathing is relaxing and good to masturbate in

>>35086106
>i like to sit in a puddle of my own semen
Ok.

>>35086122
Im a fembot though.

Sorry I've got a job and shitposting responsibilities that don't allow me to take anything more than a 5 minute shower

>>35086147
I guess that makes sense. As i stated, bathtubs are for women and homosexuals.

>ree get out

i never take baths, if i wanted to relax i'll take a hot shower and lay down, it's more comfortable and i'm not sitting in dirty bath water

I hate being alone with my own thoughts.

Go to bed chelsea.

>>35086167
Fair enough I guess yes
Originalo

>>35086147
.,?your just a Normie special snowflake

>>35084995
I do after I work out because I don't want muscle pain

>>35084995
you're one of them fancy lads i can see. what else do you do in the bath, paint your nails? do you get some nice oiled up men to give you a back massage too? fucking faggot

Never cuz I'm 6'3 and I don't fit in the tub

ITT, triggered robot fagts

>>35084995

Using my parents' bath right now, anon.