How do you get the most out of someone in a relationship?

Lock them in the basement and don't let them get out. The relationship will never end therefore you get the most out of it.

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Make them feel guilty for something made up that they did to you, and that they're neglecting you everytime they say "no".

Make sure you freeze the meat you don't cook immediately.

By having game, and not looking like a ugly horse.