Anyone else here a virgin?

>>35080794
no, kill yourself
origgienalo

>>35080794
how the fuck is anyone a virgin? Do you people reject sex from girls? lmao what losers

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>>35080794
N-no

oregano

>>35080794
Haha no,
How old are you bruh

>>35080794
Of course not.
/r9k/ is completely satire, and only a fool would think a normal person retains their virginity into adulthood, which adulthood is required to post here.

>>35080794
Yes
>>35080812
>>35080814
Your mom will die in her sleep tonight and there's nothing you can do about it

im an anal virgin

t. fembot

>>35080794
Yes at the age of 23

>>35080845
no you are not you slut

t. real you

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>>35080812
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>>35080845
I HOPE YOU'RE BATING

>>35080833
I'm getting tired of this "<board> is satire, no one would actually hold these opinions"

>>35080794
Literally 90% of people on this board are and at least 30% are kiss less virgins

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>>35080794
Virgin reporting in.
How are you doing, fellow failures ?

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>>35080884
I'm not baiting you, anon.

>>35080898
>Literally 90% of people on this board are and at least 30% are kiss less virgins

hello friend, reddit is that way

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yes,male, 18yo kissless german virgin
>tfw didnt actually can make a 5/10 ginger skelly girl into my girlfriend

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>>35080794
24 KHV

I don't even care anymore, when I get sad I just fap to anime

>>35080794
23 kv
never really tried to lose it nor i cared about girls
but it's getting pretty weird even for me now
i'd like to get this over with
gonna try some shit during summer break
i am not bad looking, it shouldn't be that hard

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>>35081015

please don't lie to anon, it's bad enough he's a 20+ yr old virgin

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>>35080794
Are there actually virgins over the age of 20? I just post tfw no gf and shit like that ironically to meme. Kek, I thought that shit was just in the movies. Hurry up and go to a bar and get your dick wet lol, it's not hard

I'm asexual, of course I am virgin

>>35081204
>I'm asexual
Nice meme

>>35080794
/r9k/ is the Chad board why would any of us be virgins?

>>35080794
Yes.

At least I kissed a few people. But then again it just makes me even more sexually frustrated

>>35080971
>reddit is that way
No, it's right here, if you haven't noticed yet.

>>35081273
Not a meme, just the factual truth

Yes but I only care about 2D now.

>>35080794
Yes although I have had a blowjob from a fat girl while drunk and high of my ass before but that didn't happen until right before I turned 23, and I had not even kissed a girl before then,

Still have never had a gf though.

>>35080794
No, but I'm married and have had sex three times in the last five years.