>tfw no qt Russian gf Anyone else know this feel?

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All too well mate

>>35077395
Isn't she an original pornstar?

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>>35077674
Pornstar? I don't know what you're talking about, anon.

>>35077395
I know this is a meme thread but I have the biggest thing for Russian girls. Every Russian girl I know is qt af
>tfw there is a qt russian girl in my cs class I don't have the balls to talk to ;-;

>>35077715
What a cute innocent schoolgirl.

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>>35077779
Every Russian I've met is Jewish

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>>35077797
I want her to teach me Russian

My GF ist actually russian.
>inb4 normie reeee

I think a girl from class named Olga wants me

What should I do r9k?

>>35077395
no, i don't know that feel.
women are a fucking meme, they literally look like men with boobs. the girls in those pictures have groomed themselves so they could look pretty. males can do the same.

>>35077863
Because that's the only kind of Russians who has money to get outta that country.

>>35077908
normie reeee
fuck you robutt! i'm more original than these fuckin normies

Russians are qt af.

Except this one is qt AND super-greedy. I messaged her on her official VK account just to ask her about her life as a pornstar and she basically required $1000 an hour just to talk to her. I talked to another Russian pornstar (far less well known though) who talked for free for a short time, till I lectured her on being a pornstar and she blocked me.

I prefer that blonde Russian pornstar who got raped.

>>35077984
It depends where do you live
Why is that name so common? There are two russian girls in my class named olga, and someone I know dated a girl of the same name.

>>35078077
UK

It's Russian standard like Muhammad for Russians they love it

Khuynya iz-pod konya. Vam prosto u vas na rodine nikto ne dayot, poetomu vy stroite debil'nyye fantazii o tom, chto gde-to za gorami i okeanami yest' zhenshchiny kakogo-to inogo tipa, kotoryye ne vidyat vashu khuynyu naskvoz'. Eto vso ravno chto drochit' na yaponok.

>>35078077

Russians tend to have a more limited number of names.

>Svetlana
>Tatiana
>Ira\Irina

You can find tens of millions of them

>>35078077
>>35078170

Oh and cute fact. 'Olga' is Slavic for 'Helga'.

>>35078068
>require 1000 an hour to talk to her

Holy top cuck. Anyone who does this should be shot

>>35078216
>>35078068
>tfw talk to qt russian girl on vk FOR FREE who likes vydia

>>35077715
God help me, I believe her. I'm in.

>>35078068
>I prefer that blonde Russian pornstar who got raped
Which of them wasn't? It's Russian porn-business.

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>tfw living in russia and having to russian gf
Goodness gracious

>>35078216

I didn't actually pay. This is what she requested. I think it was probably the standard webcam rate, so I could have had her tell me about her childhood while stripping.

>>35077395
>>35077715
Oh I saw a webm of her full naked, on molly, unable to stand up from a toilet seat.
Too bad never saved it.

>>35078287
>tfw living in russia and having all the nationality options to choose from, unavailable to americunts
I shit on yor sanktions.

>>35078158

Nobody speaks snow/potatonigger here fampai

>>35078287


Why dont you get the fuck out faggot?

>>35078158
chto? ya ne ponimayu lol

>>35078158
zdohni kak pseena

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Bad feel tbqh.

>>35078972
ubiraysya pidor

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>>35078972
>mongoloid facial features
>qt

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>>35079012
I must inform you, that you are mistaken.

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>>35079075
..is that also katya?

do you ahve more?

do russian girls have really stinky farts?

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>>35079012

>he has forgotten about the Mongol rape

>>35078972
bol'noy
>>35079153
the fuck is katya? another trap or what?

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>>35079010
ochen' grubo

>>35079153
You could just google it.

>>35079173
She's a real girl

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>>35079173
>on arcanine slav qt thread
>not knowing who katya is
what the fucking shiggy my diggy you reddit-originating dubble nigger

i have americanized russian gf

she's still p crazy

>>35079170
Lets be real though it's land nobody wanted

>>35079211
ubiytsa koshek
>>35079219
is she a female?
>>35079240
GET OUT OF MY BOARD MOTHERFUCKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35079270
Ne nakhodite li vy menya milo?

>you will never have a mail order russian wife
>she would divorce you anyway

>>35079211
ubiytsa koshek

>>35079319
mmm da no ty ochen' redkiy..

t. pez

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>>35079426
ya znayu

Ubiytsa koshkek

>>35079243

>Khwarazm was the biggest civilization of its time
>China was the most technologically advanced
>Baghdad was one of the largest centers of literature and culture in the world

Though Russia was basically literally who at the time, thats true.

Fuck the Mongols for destroying so many great civilizations, i dont like them at all, but you cant deny that they were in relative terms the best fighters in history. My joke wasnt about that anyways, it was about the prevalence of Asian genes in Russians because of the massive amount of rape the Mongols engaged in.

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>>35079465
tfw no chara gf ;_;

>>35079530

Good looking traps are much worse than women m8, you should stay far away from them

>>35079545
What u mean? away from traps or women?
>>35079465
hmu bb

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>>35079530
Do i know you?

>>35079545
What's so bad about me.

>>35079579
that picture isn't me nigga, fuck you're new huh.

>>35079591
we talked yesterday u dumb but u ghosted me reeeeeeee i only wanna know u bc u're cute af

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>>35079627
Discord is the best way to talk to me.

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>>35079666
>>35079666
nice trips why do you hate me, zorra? I told you Im sorry about the dox thing..

d-do i need to go to Novorsibik with flowers to say "sorry Chara"?

>>35079579

>traps or women

Average/slightly masculine traps are ok if you're a faggot, but stay away from good looking traps, they're a bigger can of worms than women.

>>35079591

>What's so bad about me

You're a massive attentionwhore, which coupled with the standard mental illness that traps have is a deadly combination.

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>>35079767
Oh you're the guy who couldn't dox correctly
idc dude its nbd

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>>35079814
I think minor attention whore is more fitting.

>>35079767
>novosibirsk
isn't that a hick city?

or maybe all cities there are hick cities except for moscow and pete

>>35079211
ubiytsa koshek
oregano

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>>35079858
It's the 3rd largest city.
It's an industrial city.

>>35079864
Are you just the same person saying that over and over.

>>35079820
can we talk again? gonna repeat it again, you're very interesting to me, otherwise I wouldn't be here. Hmu.
>>35079858
Im gonna say only one thing, it's a city full opf cuties >>35079901
:^

>>35079901
is it a nice place? i'd assume it's very not culturally westernized. ive only ever been to peter

>>35079943
> very not culturally westernized

desu there are bunch of cities better thatn moscow, spt and charaland(Nvk)

Anapa inb4

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>>35079934
sure

>>35079943
It's very culture enriched.
It's also a lot less touristy compared to Moscow and Peter.

The weather is pretty "Russian".
Lots of things are expensive.
Awful Roads

>>35079997
what this anon said

>>35079997
tell me about them, i wanna know

are any of them worth going to? my russian is terrible

t. slavaboo

>>35079854

No im pretty sure you are at the moment one of the biggest attentionwhores on this board, and thats not an easy thing to do.

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>>35080052
Depends what you're looking for my dude. As with any place you want to visit.

>>35080080
Oh well i suppose, you're free to feel that way of course.

>>35080052
Just go to Kazan lmao

>>35078170
you can also find tens of millions of michaels and johns

>>35077395
Is this another dickgirl thread?

>>35078158
ph'nglui mgw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>>35080204
mmm chara is here so yes

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>>35080227
dick girl with no dick, feels bad.

>>35080222
asfas'fsa'fsfs'sfsfsfsf'ssfsfsf'fsfsfs'fsfsfs'fsfsfs'

frsdgad? asfa?????

>>35080134
i'm a robot, in the end i can't help but look for a qt russian gf as per OP. or at least practice my russian but i'm just too nervous at this point to talk to people

but i know better than to go to russia for such dumb reasons

>>35080165
doesn't pijin gril live there?

i remember that thread where someone actually flew there to try to find her

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>>35080249

>he got his dick cut off


Comedy gold

>>35080249
could u plse a new qt pic of you reeeeeee i wanna see u bc i falling in love with u :(

>>35080274
kek how did you discover the pijingrill?

No he lives in Khabarovsk, and her best friend Yulia in STp, feels bad for her(((

>>35080165

Isnt Kazan a Turk city? Why would he want to go there?

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>>35080249
I waited hours yesterday because you said you gonna record that vocaroo for me once you get home. You never came back. I legit felt fucking bad.

>>35080326
FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL

>>35080353
https://clyp.it/dzav1fc1

enough? :3

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>>35080274
Do what-ever makes you happy.

>>35080296
Inverted would be more accurate.

>>35080316
Sure, after my shower.

>>35080326
That's the joke my man.

>>35080353
Well my intent wasn't to forget sorry about that. What do you want me to say, and ill say it when i get back. Was this on discord or skype?

>>35080420
>Sure, after my shower.

uhm seriously, why are so cute I LOVE YOU

>>35077908
Why are you here then you fucking normie? u want to brag?

>>35080134
Post pics are you a qt dick girl I havent seen before?

>>35080249
Where is your penis? Are you a girl (girl) or guy (girl)

>>35079591
Are you a camwhore like Cheska?

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>>35080533
He's a cutie pie

>pic very related, him

>>35080573
She's just a qt girl ;_;

>>35080619
but don't russians beat trans people to death?

or was that only gays

>>35080612
shes more interesting than cheska

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>tfw no qt girlfriend to buy light drugs off ramp and spend nights cuddling with
feels sad chuvaki

>>35080641
chara is a russian american

>>35080641
not this century anon, not this century..
>>35080651
exactly I'd die for her

>>35080691
explain

>>35080714
russian born but lives in america i might be remembering wrong

>>35080691
how many orbiters does she (male) have?

>>35079666
I was looking for that pic for like 2 yrs
Thank you anon!

>>35080714
You know sucking her cock is gay as fuck right?

>>35080752
ask her i only know things from reading her posts and the few times we spoke in the r9k discord

>>35077395
This whore's name is Gina Gerson.

She's a nasty one and apparently she has a girlfriend.

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>>35080420
>>35080861
ok, how many orbiters do you have?

it probably feels good to have that many people want to talk to you, right?

>>35080910
You mean wanting to fuck her boipucci

>>35080910
i have no doubt she likes it being a sociopath and all

>>35077863
.,Makes sense why they are all soulless scumbags

I still love you Anastasia, I wish things were different.
Guess i'll always be an idiot

>>35078866
it's really hard to get a visa because you usually need some foreign employer's help to get it and you need to be really good at something to get him interested in you

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>>35080443
Hi im back.

>>35080533
>>35080619
yump

>>35080612
No i don't camwhore like Cheska
lmao

>>35080641
Not if you pay a bribe.

>>35080779
you're welcome.

>>35080910
Attention is always nice. I don't know what is considered as an orbiter.

>>35081284
p-post a new pic of you, u got me. I'm so fucking in love with you.

>>35081284
how many people give you attention on discord or whatever thing you use?

how many people are obviously after your boipussy?

you're samefagging in this thread, aren't you

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>>35081347
Sure dm me.

>>35081357
Depends what discord im in, and if they know what i look like. Most are only interested in that.

Not that im aware of

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>>35080947

>being a sociopath and all

What?

>>35081433
so how many, then? can you guess? 50 total? 100?

>>35081488

Too many for you to matter. Talking to attentionwhores is a waste of time and energy.

>tfw this thread turned from a russian fembot thread to an attentionwhore thread

>>35081535
>russian fembot
i don't think those really exist

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>>35081488
Around 50 probably.
But this anon is right >>35081535
This isn't really the place to talk about it.

>>35081560
They don't.

>>35081560

Im aware, all russian anons i have talked to here say that Russian girls are turbostacies, only much smarter and more cunning than white girls so you cant even manipulate them into sex.

Im just hoping that i will find at least one Russian fembot to talk to, but im aware that my chances are close to zero.

>>35081631
then you and me both.. what are the odds that a russian fembot would come here, of all places?

>caring about the ethnicity of your gf

why? she looks the same as american women and most act the same.
am i missing something?

inb4 all americans are obese
look harder

>>35081701

Well to start, VERY few girls in Russia can be considered fembots. The majority of Russians dont speak a word of English, so if they are active online its probably in Russian sites. Add to that that few people make it to imageboards in the first place, and the chance is even smaller.

So lets put that all together, for a Russian girl to be here she would need to speak English in the first place, which is rare in Russia (statistically), secondly be a fembot, which is very rare in Russia, thirdly be active on the internet, common nowadays, and lastly be active enough on imageboards to have found 4chan, which is rare everywhere. My calculations are that the chance is about 0.0000001%

>>35081907
>imageboards i

2ch,hk

>>35082343
yes, im gonna go to russian imageboards to try to chat with russian fembots

only a 0.000001% chance of success now

>>35081480
Funny that you ask. Your pic is really ironic.

>>35082862

Im not him/"her", i just dont know what you're talking about

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>tfw no slavic wife to make chebureki for me

Why do I suffer through life alone?

>>35077395
I wish I had a Russian cutie 2 keep me company that'll never happen though