Pick one and only one dogfu. This dog will be your companion

>>35076972
all of these dogs are fucking normie/nig tier dogs
i don't want a pittbull or a 4 legged barking vagina.

>>35077017
yeah what exactly is the point of picking between a bunch of dogs that are just dogs that act like dogs?

why not make it interesting and make one a flying dog that you can ride on, one a laser-beam dog, one a money-shitting dog, one a Chef Ramsey dog that cooks for you, etc?

Ron Jeremy looks comfy

>>35077076
btw i would pick the Chef Ramsey dog

I like big dogs, so I'll list them by preference

Ron Jeremy/Spageti
Daniel
Barukus Rex (my favorite breed of all choices, and pups are qt af)

I have a qt miniature schnauzer named molly, I already have my dogfu

>>35076972
Spaghetti, but the question is, why does he need to be behind a fence or on a leash?

>>35076972
How bad are Barkus Rex's stoumach problems? Its between him and Ron Jeremy. Also
>Molly
Too real. Why do those dogs exist?

>>35077134
Spaghetti likes to run because she is a greyhound and will run forever unless an obstacle (leash or fence) stops her

>>35077223
the stomach problems give him diarrhea and gas and he has to eat vet food to make up for the lost nutrients.

>>35077417
Will Rex shit on the floor?

>>35077528
yeah, but not very often. he will usually tell you when he is about to have an emergency.

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if you get a dog like this you will never want a gf.

>>35077749
wtf I love this dog.... what is his name

>>35076972
>needs to always be on a leash or behind fence

Go fuck yourself if you have your dog out of the yard without a leash on them, regardless of how well mannered or trained they are.

>>35077650
Ron Jeremy then. It would actually be really nice to have a dog that isnt obsessed with food.

>>35077858
my pupper got off his leash once to go follow some joggers and almost got hit by a truck ;~;

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but i already have my dogfu, pic related

>>35076972
molly or tuna

>>35076972
>barkus rex
i love it when dogs lick my face

>>35076972
Spagheti best doggo. Would also accept a Great Dane.

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>>35077786
her name is Matilda (also check my cool linens

>>35078024
what kind of dog is she,.... I want a matilda.

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>>35078124
Miniature Pinscher + ??? = this dog.
gets it for free such a lovely girl.

>>35077973
Confirmed for never owning a dog.