Why did God make butts so beautiful, then fuck up the allure

>>35076429
For, what the kids described as, "The lulz".

>>35076429
Have you considered the reason for your attraction to ass is that you subconsciously want someone to shit all over you?

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>>35076429
>Why did god make vagina so beautiful, then fuck up the allure by having you shit out of them

Really makes you think.

>>35076429
There's nothing wrong with shit. It's a natural byproduct of a basic human function. It's the same as saying faces are all fucked up by having you vomit out of them. I hope you stick to your convictions and this ruins faces for you as well.

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tfw no gf who leaves big poo floaters in the toilet

>>35076429
Umm before I click on it is there a feminine penis I cant tell if its a girl (guy) or girl (girl)

>>35076527
My attraction to ass, is from the fat jiggling cheeks though. Not the digusting butthole

>>35076429
Pooping is a form of anal training.
You should be grateful for that.

>>35076429
That was a good, solid, clean shit.

>>35076905
>attraction to ass, is from the fat jiggling cheeks
If you just want fat jiggly things, why not just be into breasts? Are you some kind of fagget?

>>35076967
"good" shits aren't supposed to be hard and lumpy like that.
Optimal shits are smooth

>>35077012
>why not just be into breasts
Fuk are you a bavy?
Fuckin big bavu manchild autist

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>>35077012
I honestly don't know, butts just look sexier than tits to me.
Also a majority of girls have nice butts by default, tits on the other hand are too varied. If all girls had jugs like pic related then maybe my view would change

>>35076594
>implying the vagina is not the second most disgusting part a body behind optionally has behind an anus.

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>>35077072
vaginas are pure

>>35077028
>implying perfectly round, rabbit-pellet shits don't mean optimal digestion

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>>35077176
This is an optimal shit

>>35077170
>wet, smelly hole that leaks mucus and smegma and occasionally shits out revolting blood-clots and fetid yeast abominations
Yeah, nah m80

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>>35077244
>not this
anon pls

>>35077266
that one is also optimal
Smooth soft ones

>>35076429
An attractive posterior indicates a fully developed lower back / glutes / hamstrings which means she has a relatively healthy muscular system. It also indicates she is getting enough to eat.

BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

Original farts

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>>35077312
>attractive posterior indicates a fully developed lower back / glutes / hamstrings
>means she has a relatively healthy muscular system.
Kek no it doesnt. Idk wtf you deem as "attractive", but these lazy stacies who sit on their asses all day are from in good shape

>see BRAAAAP threads in catalog
>smile knowing some stupid "fembot" or tranny thread got slid into deletion
Is literal shitposting the way to finally remove tranny faggotry and other undesirables?

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>>35077430
>but these lazy stacies who sit on their asses all day are from in good shape

>>35077595
I meant "far from"
typo

>God
Sorry but i don't associate myself with such imaginary fictional stuff what you call god is simply a social construct that have been indoctrinated in your head, there is absolutely no reason for god to exist, the simple knowledge that my poop shares the same atoms with your brain removes the need of a god for me

>>35076429
Butts aren't attractive because you shit out of them. Biology will tell you that an attraction to butts is a result of humans being bipedal (walking on two legs). Humans are made for running, and having a nice butt is an indicator of endurance and the ability to survive. In comparison to other primates' butts (monkeys and apes), theirs are much smaller and not fit for running on two legs sufficiently.

So yes, they are beautiful, you just have the wrong idea behind it. No pun intended

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>>35077244
>>35077266
D-do all girls take such huge poops?

>>35078410
gender doesn't influence how much you poop dipshit

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>>35076905
>not the disgusting butthole

WHAT THE FUCK?! Are you a faggot or what? That's the best part, I can't just get turned on by looking at a woman's ass cheek without seeing her ass hole, come on. Every single girl I find attractive that walks by me, the first thing I wanna do is turn them around to spread her ass cheeks to see what her butthole looks like.

You're a faggot, my friend.

>>35078410
It all depends on what they eat and their metabolism just like you, dumbass

>>35078688
who cares, if you want to find shitholes attractive then that's on yo
u

>tfw I've never had any poops like this
Are these girls eating unhealthy on purpose?

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>r-redpill time

they don't wait till the have to poop before they start filming.

they fucking inject something into there ass

advantages:
- film whenever and how many times you want
- doesn't stink up the place, cause gagging etc. you name it
- it is not real shit, so you can film scat without actual perverted actors

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>>35078769
That anon's just trolling. Remy Lacroix's anus has had a very obvious lump* (perhaps an anal skin tag; possibly indicative of a chronic fissure, anatomic anal stenosis, etc.) for quite a while now -- I've seen people call it an "ass worm." Plus Remy Lacroix has had plenty of receptive anal sex in porn, and porn industries worldwide have normalized blatantly destructive anal sex (although I didn't find any galleries in which her anus lacks that lump, so it might be a result of anal sex she engaged in even before she started doing porn, at least with the commercial porn industry).

* http://www.freeones.nl/html/r_links/Remy_LaCroix/links/index1-date-all.shtml

People who fetishize a specific body part always seek perfection (e.g. the anatomical ideal -- the image is very much related) and abhor damage/disease/abnormality. Speaking as a straight guy who actually has an aesthetic anus fetish, I'm not interested in obviously anoreceptive women nor anal insertions beyond a tongue in the least. Anal insertions block the view of what I want to see at best, and vigorous larger insertions typically cause damage resulting in unsightly and unhealthy changes to a woman's anus.

>>35079994
What is it that they inject up there?