How does one acquire a qt gf (male) in this day and age?

You're gonna need some anime girl reaction images.

They don't want chasers you creep

1. Be an anime roleplayer
2. Be the most insufferable of faggots in the world
3. Drink the meme koolaid and ask 0 questions
4. Have the most boring and juvenile sense of humor possible
5. Be the most emotionally unstable attention whore possible
6. Don't forget those moe reaction face
7. Have the shittiest taste in anime possible.
8. Act like the kinkiest slut even though you are the most vanilla boring motherfucker in bed.

If you fit these criterias, you should be fine.