I recently started posting ads on craigslist (charging 250$/hr)

>>35073040
Location? I would pay for this.

>>35073040
0/10
Stay in school, kid.

Les originaleees

Do you at least cuddle naked?

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>>35073040
>skeduale

>>35073086
>>skeduale
SKEDOODLE

>>35073049
Sorry i have enough clients, i just recently found r9k and got an idea from seeing desperate ''robots'' everywhere. :)

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>$250/hr
>for CUDDLING

-10/10

>>35073089
SKADINGDONG

>>35073040
We believe you Aaron but... shouldn't you be studying right now. You don't want your father to use the belt...again

>>35073089
>>35073086
>>35073099
BAAZINGA

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>SKEDUEL

>>35073090
I can pay more than that though. I just want to cuddle with a fembot.

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you tried your very best anon

>>35073112
is it true that mot of r9k still go to high school rofl!?

>>35073040
Who the fuck has the money to just shell out for cuddles at 250$/hr? Those aren't robots. More like wagies.

>>35073171
do ''robots'' not even have a job? ahaha how pathetic :)

>>35073040

Op give location i'll pay 500 to cuddle with you

>>35073212
post ur pic and ill give u my contact info, im booked for next week tho

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>>35073223
Not him but here, I would also pay 500

Move over >>35073212

>>35073223
I'll pay you 1K for cuddles and a handjob

If people legitimately would pay that much here to cuddle, you should literally just hire hookers, I'm sure some of them would be relieved you would rather just cuddle than fuck them.

>>35073250
i never tell them theyre pathetic, i am actually really nice and pretty much all of them go home with a smile, many come back for more cuddling and movies.

way better than a hooker if u ask me :)

>>35073250
>If people legitimately would pay that much here to cuddle, you should literally just hire hookers
Retard, I don't want to cuddle with some whore Stacey
I just want to cuddle with someone cute who somewhat understands me
I can go to a bar or club and pick up some normie slut but I would have to put on a show for them and I would hate every second of it
I'd rather pay 500 and be able to relax and be myself

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hey fembot, my name is david and i think its actually a really cool gig u got! where are you from? I'm not like one of these guys, if anything ill be in the kitchen! xD I'm also totally cool with what ur doing and i have lowkey 6 figure income. i wouldn't mind spending money on u and treating u like a goddess! please email me at david_pts512 at gmail com. I would love to spend some time with you =)

>>35073223

Well what are you waiting for, post contact then

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>>35073040
Hey what's up dude? Pretending to be a girl on 4chan again?

>>35073283
>who somewhat understands me
And you think she understands you because,,,?

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>>35073302
>posting a personal email address

Boy ya done goofed I tell ya

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>>35073283
> can go to a bar
> pick up normie slut

its ok u tried robot

>>35073250
This is worse somehow.
At least getting fucked and degraded by an ugly dude is somewhat hot.

>>35073040

You ever have hygiene issues with clients?

Any funny stories?

>>35073040
Lol I wish you'd do that to me, I'd fucking cum inside you and take a pic of that cream pie

>>35073122
"The snuggle buddies" is a service to find "professional cuddlers" and runs about 1/5 the price she is asking

>>35073140
how old would you have to be to think this is an insult?
>implying it's less embarrassing to be an adult underwater basketweaving anime enthusiast

>>35073122
>>35073212
>>35073302
Google "snuggle buddies" find a local girl(or guy) for $50-$80 an hout