I tried killing myself this morning. I had tied a belt around my neck and attached it to my bathroom door. I leaned downwards and when I felt the pressure I pussied out. I am going to try again tonight, any advice?
>>35072537
can I have your stuff after you kill yourself?
Don't, I'll miss you
>>35072603
I don't own much, but what I do own will go to my younger brother.
>>35072609
I'l miss you too, anon ;(
>>35072656
thanks for nothing, anon. have fun in hell.
>>35072537
Go do some volunteer work and help people in need u selfish prick
>>35072729
>work for free
oy vey
Practice, eventually you'll get it, you kinda have to make an automatic action, a reflex of sorts, you'll just sort of do it without thinking and hopefully by the time you realize to panic it will be too late.
>>35072537
Don't be an idiot. You're likely too young to actually understand what real problems even are.
how about not killing yourself like a dumbass idiot?
suicide is the most moronic thing that you can do in this life
>>35072537
If you're going to die, ask someone to jump off a bridge with you. Keep asking randoms on the street until you get a jumping partner.
>>35072537
Dying with a lack of oxygen is the most painful death.
Don't anon. Buy a gun.
>>35072871
That's actually a pretty good idea.
>>35072873
>tfw UK
>>35072939
Where did you put the other end of the belt? On the knob? I'm really considering doing this myself.
>>35072939
Where are you located anon? If anywhere near East Devon I will do the job for you