WHY NO ROBOTS OUTSIDE?

>>35072491
>Go camping, hiking
I live in a city
>If you want to meet people, join an outdoor club at your school or something
>you're as autistic as you claim
These things do not coincide anon.

>>35072491
Me and my friend sometimes go hiking

I can't take my PC outside.

>>35072594
tpbp
organo

>>35072491
I don't have friends.
>you can go out alone
No. Nothing to do in my city.

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>>35072551
>>35072649
OP here.

Living in a city isn't really an excuse. I don't live in a city but I have to drive 30 minutes to my normal outdoor spot.

Even living in a city, you'd be surprised how many state parks, state forests, or wild areas are close by (in the USA that is).

https://discord.gg/6D5WQXE

>>35072551
Which is why if you are that autismo, then you can hike/camp alone.

If you have a little desire to meet a waifu, then you can possibly find one in an outdoor group or hiking club.

>>35072491
>Why don't you guys go outside?
Because it's fucking freezing outside. Why the fuck would I want to go outside? LARP as a weird hobo serial killer in the forest? That's weird as fuck, dude.

>>35072491
I go spear fishing.
but its raining. BIG COLD BALLS.

>>35072709
>30 min drive
You really expect NEETs to own cars? wew you're giving way too much credit where its not due

>>35072726
What satisfaction would an autistic person gain from hiking or camping alone exactly?

>>35072761
Robots own Cars. see threads. abot drive-thrus

>>35072767
This, we are alone all the time, there is no "stress to get away from," nothing like that. It would just be boring as fuck sitting in some cold tent crying.

>>35072773
If you have the competence to drive a motor vehicle whilst maintaining it and owning a form of responsibility then i doubt this thread is appealing to that person.

>>35072491

Agoraphobia, social anxiety, schizoid, autism, depression and allergic against nature. I used to like sun, but over years and years of negative reinforcement any sun is like needles in my bones.

>>35072491
>Go outside
OK, I went outside. Then I came back in because it's cold and bright. Now what?

>>35072818
wtf. i dont drive. but robots her do. and they stale alot.

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>>35072739
55 degrees here right now, and I live in upstate NY. It's not cold at all. Especially if you're hiking, you won't be cold.

>>35072767
You might be surprised. It sounds cliche but the silence you find while being outside is deafening.

>>35072796
When you're sitting at home, you've never alone. You may think you're alone, but you're not. There's always someone in the next room, walking down your street, or in your neighbors house. You're always within a few seconds of seeing someone. You have your computer, phone, whatever, and you can talk to someone or post on 4chan at any time. You're not alone. Being outside you can actually be alone, being away from all your material things and bullshit thay surrounds you is liberating. It's pretty amazing how much perspective you can find when you're actually alone out in nature.

Pic related, I took it on the Loyalsock Trail near me (I was hiking with friends)

>>35072891
Yeah well the point is I don't need to feel MORE alone.

Read the spooky stories on reddit about the search and rescue officer who has seems scary stuff.

I'll provide link if wanted

>>35072891
It's 25 degrees here so no thanks.

>>35072491
can't afford to, I also have multiple health problems

>>35072551
>I live in a city
That's why there's "go" in "go camp" and not just "camp".

>>35072891
>55 degrees
Jesus FUCKING CHRIST WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE? Are you literally in Death Valley? Where the fuck gets 55' C in fucking February?

>>35072594
This

Don't get me wrong hiking and nature is pretty rad. But an air conditioned room filled with endless distractions is just a bit better. The few times I end up outside doing outside shit, I don't mind.

>>35072937
Yeah sure let me just go out of my way to go live outside for a few days,

No.

>>35072943
Get out you foreign piece of shit he obviously meant F not C

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>>35072491
I'm autistic but I need internet porn and shitposting

I can't do that outside getting raped by mosquitoes and spied on by park rangers

>>35072491
I don't have a car, I live in the middle of the capital of my country and I'm too lazy anyway. Vidya and music are way more fun for me

>>35072491
I don't understand camping. That's just driving to a spot, building a fire, and drinking beer. How's that outdoor activity?

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>>35072900
It's not really being more alone per say, it's just disconnecting from life for a bit.

Put it this way, you feel alone now yet you're not alone at all. Take a hike and put it in perspective what being alone is actually like. When you return home, you'll realize you never were alone all this time sitting on your couch.

>>35072923
Walking is free. Physical activity is good for you.

>>35072907
I'm sure 99% of them are fabricated or just plain BS. I've been backpacking for years and I've never, ever seen anything that odd besides a bear (they are even more autistic than robots, and run as soon as a twig cracks near them).

>>35072917
25 isn't really that cold. I've slept outside at 0 in my hammock.

>>35072988
>Walking is free.
taking time off work and being fired as a result isn't. I'd also go broke as I wouldn't have enough to pay rent

>>35072491
Not interested in meeting people. I love nature. I hate where I live. I live in the ghetto inside of a desert. Gets up to 130F out here in the summer. Nothing but roads and buildings in all directions. One "park" but it's just a patch of dead grass and dirt. I have spent several hours on nightwalks in every direction just searching for a SINGLE place to lay down or sit, or a single nice place to go, and there isn't a single place.

Also, I'm 300 lbs and agoraphobic. When I was a kid I lived near a forest and spent every moment out there until it got dark. I was a twig. Have barely left my bed since we moved to this shit place. If I lived somewhere I could go outside and be alone in the forest I would spend every waking moment out there. Even though I'm agoraphobic when it rains I still like to look out my window and watch it from beginning to end. Rain is the only thing that cures my depression. I used to stand outside and stare at the sky for hours just soaking in the rain with my hands in the air. Makes me feel alive. Makes me feel anything at all. I still like to go outside in the dead of night and just stare at the stars and clouds for hours. Endless entertainment.

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>>35072491

But OP, I do spend time outside innawoods
I just want a qt gf to come with

>>35072963
Didn't realize so many Liberians were on this board.

>>35072963
>foreign piece of shit
You do realize Fahrenheit is the foreign measurement because literally every other place except the US use Celsius

>>35072997
Do you really work dawn to dusk, monday to sunday?

>>35072491
I walk through the nearby forest sometimes. Although in the spring/summer there are always normies

I JIST WANT TO PLAY AROUND THE EDGE OF THE RIVER IN PEACE REEEEE

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>>35072986
Well there's many levels of camping. What you described is really car camping, and you're right it's not that outdoorsy. It is fun though to sit around a fire and bullshit. I go backpacking which is a little more involved.

>>35072966
Bug spray and bring phone with porn on it.

>>35072960
You don't have to live outside. Just going for a hike in a state Park is being outside.

>>35073013
No, because I can only get shitty casual work that pays nothing. I never have 2 consecutive days off, and it'd take at least 4 hours to drive somewhere remote from where I live, not that I even have a car in the first place. If I ask for a few days off, they get pissy and take shifts away from me, then I have to starve for that week.

>>35073031
There is no "state park" or the equivalent of one here

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>just man up be yourself guise

>>35072491
Because we don't want to be anywhere near normie filth.

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>>35072997
I'm sure you don't work 7 days a week 365 days a year. If you do and still struggle with rent, then it's time for a new job.

>>35073004
My friend, you need to get back outside. This thread is for you.

>>35073006
Worked for one robot in the thread I mentioned earlier.

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>>35073044
Where do you live?

>>35073078
Sc/out/s aren't exactly normal.

>>35073083
>then it's time for a new job.
what planet do you live on?

>>35073114
Then it's time for a different place to live if you're working 7 days a week to pay rent.

What planet are you from? Because that's common sense on earth.

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Well robots, I hope some of you at least take a second look at what being outside is all about.

You're always welcome over at /out/.

>>35073011
that gay logic. you dont know what foriegn means you piece of shit.

>>35073104
Nice Foxhound ripoff

>>35073341
I don't understand the reference.

The sc/out/ patch is a bear with a morakniv in its mouth.

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>>35073439
Could have tried to change the color scheme at least, bears aren't orange last time I checked

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>>35072551
Take this state, PA for example. Every colored area is a place you can hike, and most of them you can camp. They're near every major city.

>>35073703
So this is my first time seeing this which I'm sure is exactly what the original creator was going for, only using /out/ references.

The bear is our mascot really, especially him sitting at a picnic table as referenced in our sticky. The morakniv is the unofficial official knife of /out/.

>>35073730
Also fyi, I do viddya, but have never played a single MGS game.... ever.

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>>35072917
It's funny the similarities between some boards.

Take /r9k/ and and /out/ for instance. You guys don't like "normies", reeeeee and all that. They don't understand you, and you don't want to be like them.

I read a comment like "it's 25 and too cold to go outside" and I'm instantly like "haha fuckin normie".

Of course I don't use "normie", but you get the idea. To me it's funny how someone can sit inside and think 25 degrees is somehow too cold to be outside.

Honestly, compared to sc/out/s... robots are about as nomie as you get.

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>>35073341
That's the entire point of the patch, idiot. It's a reference.

If I were to go outside it would to meet animals and study plants. If I want to meet people, I can go online and catfish or shitpost.

>>35073327
In which you're still using the foreign measurement, you shitlord.

>>35073890
Is that a qt gf?

>>35072491
>Go camping,
What just alone? Sitting in a tent in the woods. Why. For what purpose? No movies to watch, nothing to do. Why?

>hiking
What why? Walking, hurting your feet, exhausting yourself. Why. What is there to do? Where am I going, why?

>join an outdoor club at your school
Doesn't exist

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>>35073890
I have that stove.

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I'm a cyborg and I love camping, hiking, and visiting roadside attractions and abandoned buildings. Feels good, man.

>>35073890
References are for people who have no creativity

>>35074004
Well I think to an average person that doesn't hike (aka a normie to /out/), these are valid concerns .

First, you don't have to go alone. You can of course, but it's not a requirement.

The purpose is to enjoy being outside. For someone that hasn't been out much, it seems odd. Honestly though, seeing nature, smelling the clean air, exploring a trail... it's amazing how rewarding those experiences are. They're sometimes life changing.

As for hurting your feet and exhausting yourself, if you're doing that, you're hiking wrong. There's no reason your feet need to hurt and other reason you need to be exhausted.

>where am I going, why?
This may be hard to explain, but when you're hiking, it's not about the end result. It's not about where you get to. In every other aspect of your normie life, you are going somewhere, to get somewhere. Hiking is about the journey, it's about the hike, it's about the experience. Every rock, every unique tree, every overlook, rock facing, or hill can be a sight. Every animal you see, every step you take, every move you make, I'll be watc.... wait this is becoming a Police song.

But it is about the journey. It's not about where you're going, it's about how you get there.

>>35074004
Such binary thinking. You've spent your entire life without ever going 15m away from a screen. You're so accustomed to having a screen to feed you entertainment on demand that you can't imagine even one day without it.

Because I live in a shitty village with nothing to do and I'd much rather live in a small town.

>>35074086
The /out/ community would call exploring abandoned buildings "urbex", urban exploring. It can be somewhat dangerous (crumbling buildings and all), but there are some amazing old structures out there around nearly every city in the world.

>>35074171
As if staring at trees is any better.

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>>35074155
Sounds boring.
>>35074171
Yes that's it.

>>35074191
I'm sure your existence of staring at /r9k/ is much better than staring at trees.

>>35074205
That's my point, don't act smug over something that's just as shitty. Any entertainment can be reduced to simple garbage if you try hard enough

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>>35074191
Meanwhile staring at the trees, you're missing the forest.

Cliche yes, but true.

There's an entire world outside of your bedroom.

If pic related is staring at trees, then I'll stare all day.

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Five minutes from my house and i'm balls deep in the woods. I walk my dog in there all the time. He's just a little guy though and i'm afraid the wolves will get him, so I don't make him walk around with me for more than an hour or two at a time. He enjoys it, so I indulge the little shit. Pic related, my little shithead.

>>35074223
There is an entire world of natural beauty outside your door if you would just take advantage of it.

You seem like a person who uses the words "this is stupid" whenever being forced to do anything that isn't posting on 4chan and playing video games.

>>35074259
Where do you live that you're worried about wolves?

>>35074228
Just like there's an entire world (hell, probably thousands) on the internet. Neither is better than the other, they're different things for different people

>>35074263
>You seem like a person
Don't project. I don't like people acting superior over fucking hobbies, that's all

This is what I expected from /r9k/, a bunch of robots furiously coming up with any excuse they can to not try something different.

Tell me again how you're not all normies?

>>35074292

UP of Michigan. They reintroduced wolves up here like a decade ago and they're slowly becoming a problem. I mean it's petty much an unfounded fear because they won't come this close to towns without good reason, but i'm still paranoid about it. I also fear running into the white tail deer. They'll beat your ass to death.

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>>35074016
>Biscuts and gravy
>Not mexican style rice and chicken

Tasteless heathen.

>>35074323
>Go to another board
>Demand them to do what you think is enjoyable because you're literally too autistic to understand what preferences are
>Get mad that they don't comply
Sounds like you'd fit better in /v/

>>35072491
>Why don't you gets get the fuck /out/?

You fail to comprehend just how evil human beings are, or you're evil yourself. All the time you've spent on /r9k/ - and presumably /pol/ - should be some indication of the kinds of views people hold deep down inside. If you want to step out into the real world and be "friends" with so-called human beings who have a secretive desire for mass genocide and slavery, then you're either naive or a clinical psychopath.

The alternative is being a shut-in for the rest of your life, but that's far more honest than forcing yourself into social relationships where people harbor unsolicited hatred for you just for belonging to a certain race or creed.

>>35074336

I'd be more worried about Yotes. They love hunting cats and small dogs. :(

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>>35074364
OP here, that post wasn't me. I came here to try and help a few robots out, since I see some similarities between us.

I used to be an indoor viddya game player who dreamed of having a qt girl to chill with.

I'm older now, I'm married to a qt, have a great house, decent paying job, and a love of the outdoors.

If any robot wants to camp, I'd gladly take them and definitely not rape them in the woods where no one can hear you scream.

Jk, but seriously I hope at least one robot takes a look at this thread and maybe laces up their shoes and goes for a walk.

>>35074356
Is the Mexican style rice any good? It's one of the few mountain houses I have yet to try.

Fyi, biscuits and gravy is amazing.

>>35074395
This is one of the most autistic, and horribly paranoid things I've ever read.

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>>35074395
You base your opinions of humans in general off of what people post on /pol/?

Seriously man, 4chan is not the best place to sample what humans are actually like, especially /pol/.

The type of people that go there, are the type of people who are may skew towards racist genocidal lunatics.

The vast majority of humanity does not coincide with /pol/ or /r9k/. 4chan is called the asshole of the Internet for a reason.

>>35074397

Them too, but I haven't seen one in years, the only real thing to worry about is skunks. They come around here often and my cat's been sprayed half a dozen times. She's kinda stupid.

I'm near the edge of the forest, so I have my rifle handy near the door in case I need to shoot something, but so far I haven't had to. The little shit head would alert me pretty quick, he's a good watchdog surprisingly.

I actually do thru-hiking during the summer. Last summer i ran into nobody normies arn't going to go more than a couple miles into the trail. Hiking is the most robot hobby desu.

>>35072491
Im gonna go perma camping from society and buy some land in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere and hand build my own house
What do you guys think
Good idea or will i regret it?

>>35072491

Actually went to the national forest in the northern section of my state. Bretty good.

>hiked two miles into the middle of the forested area
>set up camp
>boil tea with jetboil and make some rice
>there is a stream in the area
>chilled out in my tent and hotboxed it for the night
>looked at birds, the sky, swaying trees
>stars were very pretty since there was zero light pollution
>most relaxed I've ever been in a while
>literally no one to hassle you or make me uncomfortable

Unfortunately it rained the following morning, so I cut my trip short since I didn't want to sit in my tent all day. Ice rain is a bitch. Still had fun. Can't wait till the trees and plant life start really growing. I love it when the forest gets all lush and shady.

>>35074576
This thread is on /out/ every few days.

The consensus is don't.

Unless you are a contractor and know how to build a house. You'll always be cold, wet, and miserable if not. Your house will begin to rot and you'll die of black mold exposure.

>>35072491
Love it. I've been mixing enduro riding with backpacking and it's fucking awesome

Reverse sleeping pattern senpai, it's dangerous in the wild at night.

>>35074656
>is on /out/ every other day
>implying /out/ has enough traffic to bump off a thread in 3 days

>>35074714
Best time to go out, no sun and no other people. Worst things you'll encounter is bear or mountain lion. Or a bull moose, elk or deer depending on where you live. Bring a gun or some animal mace

>>35072891
what are some good places to go hiking upstate? when i say good, i mean places where you won't run into other people at all.

>>35074749
No, it doesn't have that much traffic, but there's always multiple of these threads on there

>>35074773
There are literally too many to list. The Adirondack park in NY is enormous. It's bigger than Yellowstone, Yosemite, Grand Canyon, and Glacier national park COMBINED.

If you want somewhere with no people, you either have to hike a long way, or pick a spot that's not popular.

For me, any small state forest works. You may run into a random hiker but that's it. Most of them have trails, and you can dispersed camp anywhere in them.

The best way though to go without people is going when it's colder. From November to March there's hardly ever anyone hiking.

>>35074870
okay, upstate new york is a big place and i didn't clarify. what about the eastern part of ny, maybe near the albany area?

also, what if i am city people and have barely hiked and never camped before? what's something good for a beginner? how do you even get started? (i am helpless).

>>35074937
The easiest thing by far is to find your closest state park. Put on a comfortable pair of shoes (that have some traction) and go there.

Pick up, or download a trail map, and follow a trail. You can hike for an hour or 2 hours, or 8 hours... whatever you like.

I'm not familiar with Albany (I'm near binghamton), but looking at a map there's 4 or 5 state parks very close. Read about them and go to whatever you like, or whatever is closest.

You don't need anytning special. I'd bring a small backpack with a bottle of water, and a snack, and a map of the state park. Almost every state Park will have a brochure.

Nothing else is really needed. Just get out and enjoy the scenery.

>>35075013
thank you for the encouragement.

what about camping? i would guess that it requires more equipment and knowledge. what's the best way to get into that without accidentally killing yourself?

>>35075081
Start with hiking, and get a feel for being outside. Make sure you like it (you will).

Camping is harder, but it's not hard. Start out car camping. You basically load a car up with your stuff, drive somewhere and camp. Most state parks have designated camping areas. You pay a small fee and camp there.

You can always start a thread on /out/ for help.

You really just need a few things for car camping. You'll need:
-Tent to sleep in
-Sleeping bag to stay warm
-Sleeping pad to keep the hard ground from freezing you and being hard.

Bring any food you want, and lots of water.

Bring a folding chair to sit on, and firewood if you want a fire (gas stations often sell bundles of wood of you have none). Starting a fire is easy, but read how before trying.

Bring a few flashlights and a lantern if you have one.

That's basically it. There are lots of other things you can bring, but you'll learn as you go. Again, /out/ can help prepare you as well, just don't listen to the idiots who tell you to spend $200 on a knife and to make your shelter out of dirt and sticks.

>>35075081
At least there's one robot out there this thread may have helped.

If I lived closer to Albany I'd join you anon.