Hahaha, can you imagine?

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>watch Friends
>Ross is complaining that he hasn't had sex in six months and saying it's affecting his mental health

h-haha

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>>35072347
>tfw can't even get it up anymore after years of death grip
F-feels bad, man

>>35072453
how old are you?

ortigingi

>>35072502
20
Oregano is a spice

>>35072453
This.
I think we have to stop radical.
I cant get boner when im stand up.

>>35072604
How old are you?

orignigni

>>35072623
How old are YOU?

Desu desu desu

>>35072641
19

origigigdfsggi

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>3 weeks without sex
>halfway to forty days
>anxious all the time
>sweat profusely
>knees weak arms spaghetti

Fuck lads idk if I'll make it

>had sex with gf last sunday
>finally see her again tonight

This really had an effect on my mental health.

>>35072347

Saw this at the theater. Man, Shannon Sossaman was so hot back then

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>>35072347
>been masturbating as long as some posters here have been alive

>>35072831
I finally know this feel after being no gf for 10 years

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>TFW tripped on shoelace and a dwarf across the street laughed and spat at me

>>35072453
>>35072604
how do you reverse it? was rock hard but it's getting softer with time

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>>35072867
FUCKING KYS NORMAN REEEEEEEEeEeEeEeEeEe3e3333{r3e333e3e3EEEE3e3eeEeeeeEeE3

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>>35072949
you can't reverse it

>>35072973
even if you don't fap for a long time?

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>>35073001
Permanent damage to blood vessels. That shit doesn't regenerate. Stop before it's too late.
It's not worth it. I'm only 20 and I'm crippled for life.

>>35073027
I'm 19 and in the same situation, once when i was doing the deed (2 years ago) I heard a pop and ever since have never been rock hard, it's just getting worse. I'm just as fucked as you desu and it's only getting worse idk what to do.

>>35073084
>heard a pop
Man, you should have gotten that checked out right away. Pops are never good.

>>35073135
I know, it didn't hurt and I honestly wasn't worried until I realized I wasn't getting rock hard erections anymore. Now it's even worse and I'm just fucked, I'm honestly considered just going no fap (or once a month or something) because at this rate I'll never be able to satisfy a woman. The only problem is that when I no fap I just get horny all the time, it's hard to think, and there are so much sex in our culture that it's impossible to no fap without thinking about it all the time.

>>35073181
The truck to nofap is to cut your internet time tremendously.
And focus your pent up energy into tasks like woodworking or learning an instrument.

>>35072890
Why didn't you kick his ass?

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>>35072453
>>35072604
>>35072949
>>35072973
>>35073001
>>35073027
>>35073084
>>35073135
>>35073181
>>35073233
why the fuck are you retards unironically grabbing your dicks hard enough to break it? are you circumcised?

>>35073233
I could see that, problem is I have bigger problems rn, had a surgery due to a sports injury that had complications which disabled me. Have to fix that before going back to school, so rn I'm just seeing loads of doctors and stuff. Once I get this sorted ill no fap, but for the next few months-years ill have my hands full. hopefully it's not too late by then

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>>35072453
>>35072604
>>35072949
>>35072973
>>35073027
>>35073084
this shit is scary

>>35073292
i am circumcised and had death grip, so over time i slowly was doing it harder without realizing until it was too late. if i wasn't circumcised i doubt this wouldve happened

>>35073333
your dick may be broken, but at least you got quads

>>35073325
it is, don't deathgrip whatever you do, the fact that ed is on my mind at all at this age is bullshit
>>35073357
first quads ever nice

>>35072864

>met a girl in psych
>reveal my age as 31
>tells me i'm not that old
>laugh and tell her while she was being shoved out of her mom's cooch I was probably beating my dick to beast porn
>gave me her number when I finally left

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>>35073479
Why go on the internet and tell lies? Does it inflate your sense of self-worth?
Take a long walk off a short pier t b h

>>35073479
hahaha, that's fuggin killer, brah, +1

>>35073538

Why would I lie on the internet? Was just sharing a funny story. I'll go find a pier anyway, sorry anon

>>35073556

I NEED MORE HIGH FIVES BRO, MUH BATTERIES ARE DYIN..

Death grip gets reversed after couple weeks of no fap. As your brain resets so does the dick, as long as you didn't wank it hard to get actual scar tissue.

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>>35073781
>as long as you didn't wank it hard to get actual scar tissue
Ah, but I did, anon. I did.

>>35073932
^ honestly just think im fucked

>>35072347
I had a dream last night that I was spooning with my gf from 11 years ago and I was grabbing her boobs and rubbing her nipples like usual and she was pressing back against my crotch with her butt just like she used to.

No idea what dredged that up and made me dream about it but I wish it happened more often because I haven't been with a girl since then.

>>35072347

He went 40 days without sex. He's so amazing. What an inspiration!

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>>35074701
iktf

orgiaglo

>>35072347

When Josh Hartnett doesn't have sex for 40 days it's an accomplishment.

When I don't have sex for 28 years I'm an ugly creepy beta virgin.

>>35074701
B-Brian?
Origami

>>35072453
Kegels bruh. Revives the thundercock and makes it stronger than ever

>>35075206
Doesn't work when your parents had you circumcised so you have a decade of scar tissue on your mutilated dick preventing you from feeling pleasure anymore due to the frayed nerve endings.