Fembot Thread

>>35068900
Define fembot

>>35068938
a female (male) user

>>35068900
Because you can relate to them

Because fembots are broken and mentally unstable, and robots are masochists.

>>35068900
The sad truth is you're never going to get the legendary qt fembot gf that is so desired. /r9k/ was basically all about this in the past, just ideal mate threads and shit like that all the time, and back in those days a few people got lucky enough to find a qt fembot gf. But the truth is fembots ARE a lot better than normie gfs (more perverted, more clingy, qt nerdy), and most people realize this, so the competition for them is EXTREMELY high and Chads come here to find one too, and that's what you're competing against. Most robots could fairly easily get a normal gf but getting a fembot is nearly impossible. Sorry.

>>35069056
This desu. It pretty easy to find a fembot if you're in highschool still. Afterwards it might actually be harder since many qt's turn full stacy and the one that remain faithful to robotdom either don't leave home, kill themselves, get into drugs or have 1000 orbiters to choose from (they still fuck Chad).

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I don't care about anything a fembot has done or did women are fine desu I just want one that would have the gumption to end my life if asked.

>>35069056
Legend has it if quads a legendary fembot will appear

>>35069056
Bullshit. I'm in my late 20s and I've hooked up with 4 girls from here.

You can still do it if you're actually good looking enough, interesting enough and so on.

I do agree it was easier in the past though. It's like a trick that too many anons have happened upon, back in the old days it was easier just because, well, not that many people bothered to actually contactfag.

Girl in OP's pic looks awfully familiar...

>>35069116

Any way in particular you want to die?

>>35069056
>Most robots could fairly easily get a normal gf but getting a fembot is nearly impossible. Sorry.

I find it the other way around to be honest. Then again like >>35069164 I'm a good looking white (I'm assuming) guy.

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>>35069166
High caliber rifle to the face in a good spot on the Appalachian Trail.

>>35069164
>Girl in OP's pic looks awfully familiar...

former camwhore i believe

>>35068900

I feel like generally we encompass the same sort of attitude towards shit and life as you all, so common interests turn into desirability.

>>35069587
It's partly the sexual aspect too though. You just can't find girls IRL as sexually fucked up as you.

>>35069626
Probably, kek. Idono though, I can't even talk manage a conversation without feeling awkward with normie women.

>>35069164
>tfw could probably hook up with a bunch of fembots if I lied a little and lived in the US

If the US wasn't such a shithole I'd probably try moving there to get all the easy roasties.

>>35069712
>Not just using it as an opportunity for cheap holidays

If you can't afford an airfare and you're in your mid to late 20s, sort your life out before you go fembot hunting bro.

The fembots I've had sex with were somewhat far away but I was able to hook up with them in part because they let me stay with them, well, all but one anyway.

Was a good opportunity to see new places.

>>35069741
Yeah, nah man I can afford the flights and shit, but I don't think it's worth it to pay close to $800 and a 10 hour flight just to get laid.

I've been to the US 3 times and have gotten laid every time, but only once through a fembot. Hoping to repeat that the next time I go back, but I go there for my own vacation, and whatever fembot escapades happen will be secondary in priority.

>>35069660
>normie women

Are you a guy or a girl?

>>35069812
>inb4 I don't believe you
Female here.

>>35069741
Greentext these relationships for me anon.

>>35069829
How old are you, when did you come to 4chan, are you happy or unhappy with your life and are you lewd?

>>35068900
>Why are fembots so perfect?
>t. fembot

>>35069868
I'm 21 and I started coming here when I was around 14/15.
Introduced to /b/ by a male friend and yeah. Pretty unhappy with my life, live as a neet currently and socially isolated irl.
Lewd as fuck, I'm on here aren't I?

>>35069921
Do you think 4chan played a role in your psycho-sexual development, like being exposed to all the porn and shit?

Are you a virgin?

>>35069921
>Lewd as fuck
what did she mean by this

>>35069921
Contact and location? Origano

>>35069935
To be honest with you, I think it made me more detached when it came to sexual relationships because I got used to porn as a normality with people here.
Not a virgin.

Fembots are all the same. It's pathetic.

-Play games

-Try really hard to look attractive for boys

-Immature at heart and will never be a responsible adult

-Low self-esteem

-Masochists

-Always feel the need to reveal their sex on 4chan

Source: Am fembot. Case in point

>>35069938
I guess just open about kinks and shit? Was more of a laugh than anything.

>>35069963
What sort of lewd things are you into and how many sexual partners have you had?

>>35069965
>masochists

This is true. Almost uniformly.

>>35069975
what are your kinks then

>>35069945
Oops, forgot to reply to that.
Not from the US. Australieeen here.

>>35069965
Kek, I mean it's not much different from the male versions here though?

>>35069963
>got used to

So you're the slutty sort of fembot then.

>>35069965

Seeing as you try really hard to look attractive. Post a picture.

>>35070005
>>35070007
Literally the stereotype masochist here. I'll admit it the truth. Love anything in that field. I don't need to list the obvious.

>>35070027
Why am I slutty from getting used to porn? Although, no, I have been in two long term relationships all up, plus a short term thing when I was 15.

>>35070077
>stereotype masochist here. I'll admit it the truth. Love anything in that field. I don't need to list the obvious.

Lets chat then.

>>35070077
Bit of a grammar fuck up there, was referring to the other fembot's post though.

>>35070089
Go on then.

>>35070139
[email protected]

There you go, throwaway mail.

>>35069965
That sounds perfect though

>>35069965
daddy issues are common as well

>>35070035
I just don't want to be recognized. :|

its a skinhead girl syndrome
we are closed heavly male dominated group, we seek a relatable grillfriend
but heres a secret, fembots arent real

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>>35069965
>Try to be meta by degrading fembots
>Is a fembot
>4653 replies

Yeah fuck off

>>35069120
Tfw no qt 3.14 Erica gf

>>35069965
>Am fembot
>over 9000 replies

The ride never ends

There's no such thing as fembots
Women just can't feel the way we do
Go back to /soc/ you fucking roasties

>>35068900
who is that qt?

oregon

There is nothing more beautiful or pure than a fembot.

>>35068982
So a male and you're gay?

>>35070009
I want an Australian gf

>>35068900


>>35073434
>>35073434
>>35073434

FAGGOTS what are you doiung here? We got a qt fembot

>>35069056
>Tfw Oscar took all the fembots
Feelabadman

>>35072340
>fembot
>pure

Kek. Some might be autistic virgins, but most have mental issues and are huge sluts.

>>35073663
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

and are huge UGLY FATTY sluts********************

Fembots usually are submissive trash, no different from the average woman, they just dont make an effort to hide it.

>>35070009
Where in Australia? oregano Ausbot here

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Because she is absolute perfection.

>>35073828
is-.... is that goldie.....
do you know her anon......

>>35073746
Submissive girls with no self-esteem are very easy.

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>>35073843

I have many rare goldies, but I do not know her. I know a ton about her, and all of her personal information, but sadly she will never grace me with her presence.

I'm waiting for her...

>>35073746
Yes, how dare women be submissive and be everything any somewhat red-blooded man likes: Demure, obedient, sexually obliging, fun as fuck and open to just about anything in bed, enjoying rape fantasies and being choked etc.

Truly terrible! If only more women were into "femdom" to satisfy the "needs" of "men" who eat processed foods and can only get off to the thought of taking a surrogate penis up their ass.

>>35073886
Thomas, fuck off. Seriously. She's not into guys and even if she were, she certainly wouldn't be into asian ones.

>>35073886
please don't post her here. she doesn't deserve it. she did nothing wrong....

>>35073873

They're good for a pump and dump, but usually boring in bed, and you cannot trust them in any way (they'll jump on the next best Chad cock when the opportunity presents itself). Its a personal preference for me too, i prefer dominant girls, they're unparalleled in bed and are actually trustworthy, too bad they are unicorns.

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>>35073914

I'm not Thomas. I just found her webm about a week ago and now I have to have her. She is beautiful. Everything that I would ever want in a woman and more.

>>35073934

I just want her to post a couple more photos. Is that too much to ask?

>>35073950
Is Goldie still with her Chinese gf?

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>>35068938
>>35068982
ta-da

originally, too

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>>35073970

I'm not sure about that one anon. But here is an oldie, but a goldie.

>>35071423
She was in the selfie thread from last night.

Would you guys have any love for a weird 28 year old fembot with short hair? ;_;

>>35074014
Can you post a pic? I'm around your age.

>>35074014
>Would you guys have any love for a weird 28 year old fembot with short hair? ;_;
How short? Like man-short or just like chin length?

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>>35074032

Okay, but please don't be mean to me

>>35074014
be my gf and stuff

>>35074057
Thanks. I'm willing to put money on you being continental European.

>>35074057
>Okay, but please don't be mean to me
please take my virginity

>>35074057
>marriageable age
>needs a family

Could you forgive a man for cheating?

>>35074089

French-Canadian transplant to Murica

>>35074097

Eh, I'd have to know someone for months to be comfortable getting naked with them. >_>

>>35074073

Where do you live? Hobbies, appearance, etc

>>35073894

You sure showed me how much of a dominant alpha male you are, fellow r9k poster. Dont forget to leave out the part about how you like choking and rape, thats the signature 4chan "alpha male" fetish starter kit.

Look buddy, i dont care what your fetishes are, but its a fact that more often than not submissive women have no loyalty to speak of, and are most of the time basically glorified children. If thats what you like them nothing wrong with that, but dont pretend like your preferences are any better than those of others.

>>35074057

What do you look like without makeup?

>>35074118
>Look buddy, i dont care what your fetishes are, but its a fact that more often than not submissive women have no loyalty to speak of, and are most of the time basically glorified children. If thats what you like them nothing wrong with that, but dont pretend like your preferences are any better than those of others.

You missed the fucking point. Virtually all women are submissive. Either you accept this or you live your life bitter and, in all probability, alone without any emotional or sexual satisfaction from the opposite sex.

>>35074117
>French-Canadian transplant to Murica

I was wrong. Enjoying listening to French girls speak French is plebby as fuck, but it's one of those #justanglothings I guess. Got an email? I'm a couple of years older.

>>35074159

>You missed the fucking point. Virtually all women are submissive. Either you accept this or you live your life bitter and, in all probability, alone without any emotional or sexual satisfaction from the opposite sex.

No i perfecfly understood your point, you're just shifting goalposts now. First it was "if you are a REAL MAN you'll like submissive woman", now your point is "all women are submissive so deal with it". I agree with the latter, most women are submissive, but the former is just stupid.

Ill pump and dump a submissive girl when given the chance, but i would never date one long term. They will jump on the next best dick whenever the opportunity presents itself, you cant trust them enough to invest in a relationship with them.

>>35074258
I guarantee you that your male ancestors would have found the idea of a woman penetrating them with a mock penis disgusting m8.

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>>35069056
Daily reminder that this is what a "fembot" looks like. If she doesn't look like this, she's just another attention seeking whore

>>35074285

And where did i say that i wanted that?

You're argueing based on a fantasy that you have made up in your head. Not every man wants to pretend that his girlfriend is his daughter, why is this so hard for you to understand?

Besides, plenty of things you do today would be considered disgusting by your ancestors, i dont see how this has anything to do with the discussion.

>>35074385
>Not every man wants to pretend that his girlfriend is his daughter

Too bad. I do and so do the real men of /r9k/.

Deal with it nerd.

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>>35074392

Sorry sensei, ill step out of your way now.

>>35069056
Clingy is fun until you want to shit with the door closed and she's still trying to hold your hand while you wipe.

Seriously. Clingy gets old.

>tfw no bf that uses my holes to get off whenever he wants but only lets me cum once a month
>tfw no bf that casually checks the news on his phone as I desperately ride his cock

>>35074057
are you that guy who wrote atlas shrugged and the fountainhead

>>35074573
>>tfw no bf that uses my holes to get off whenever he wants but only lets me cum once a month
Post contact info

>>35074573
>tfw no gf that rides me to orgasm while I'm playing vidya and I ignore her

>>35068900
They partially know our struggle and at least pretend to give a shit.

The thought of changing yourself to find a woman is scary as opposed to the comfy thought of having a gf with similar interests.

>>35074573
Contact info!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

asfdasfasasgasgasgsaasgsa

>>35074650
Can you leave your mic on so everyone in your party can hear me begging and crying for your dick? A-and call me a dumb slut at some point?

>>35074693
Oh god that sounds hilarious, everyone hearing that.

>>35074693
And each time I die or lose I'd get angry and choke and slap you and force you to ride me harder

OK, I'm not a "fembot" since I'm doing pretty well for myself in life, but as a mentally ill female who doesn't emotionally connect with other people, I'm going to look out for your best interests and tell you to avoid fembots at all costs. It is much better to be alone than to be with someone who is mentally ill.

Please have some self respect

>>35074693

This is a tranny you dumb retards

>>35074831

Who cares faggot, im mentally ill as well, cant get much worse

>>35074857
if you're mentally ill as well then it'll get twice as bad anon

Do you really want to bring more misery into existence? the utilitarian thing to do is to stay alone

>>35074876
>'im ganna go suck some chad penor, yall stay alone an shit cuz, uhh, it's better, truss me tho, srs'

20 yr old fembot in NYC looking 4 luv~~~

>>35074788
Please be my bf that (lovingly) ignores me.

>>35074844
My period ended a week ago.

>>35074876

Top meme, mentally ill people dont get along with normal people. Mentally ill + mentally ill is better than some poor normalfag trying to keep up with an insane robot.

Yeah right, like you will stay alone yourself. The desire is too strong

>>35074916
If you lived in Europe I could

>>35074906
>implying

>>35074980
alone is better than willingly inflicting someone's mental illness on yourself and/or inflicting your own mental illness on someone else.

>The desire is too strong
I haven't been interested in anyone romantically or sexually for over a couple of years now. You can teach yourself not to like people any more.

>>35074911
>>35074916
You should both post some throwaway contact info

>>35074916
Where are you from? age?

The best internet whores I've ever found were on r9k

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>>35068900
Making a "FEMBOT" thread is akin to making a Big Foot thread.

Off yourself OP.

>>35074057
Nice. When did you transition?

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>>35075010

Yeah thats what i said, no point in dragging some normalfag along into your insanity. Mentally ill + mentally ill can definitely work out though

> haven't been interested in anyone romantically or sexually for over a couple of years now. You can teach yourself not to like people any more

Pic related. Unless you are ugly as fuck and no one ever shows desire in you, i doubt it. Even then i doubt it, you definitely cant teach yourself to not want to be with someone else. If you could then no one here would still want a gf

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>>35074057
Fuck, if this is bait then you got me. I'm younger than you are but I wish I could get a cute girl like you to be my nice wife and have kids with. Where can I find cute girls with short-hair? Most of the girls at my university are feminists so I'm afraid to talk to them for fear of being arrested for saying hello.

>>35075118
>Mentally ill + mentally ill can definitely work out though
It causes unhappiness. Being in a relationship is emotional labor that mentally ill people do not have the energy to deal with in a productive way.

>ugly as fuck
No
>no one ever shows desire in you
Everyone thinks I'm asexual lol

>If you could then no one here would still want a gf
People generally do not have that much discipline.

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any fembots like this one?
what do I need to do/be for you to be attracted to me?

Hello where do I apply for gf

Alright since no one is responding to contact info requests...

If any fembots want to talk, email me: [email protected]

A lot of you think you want a fembot gf, but I highly doubt anyone would actually put up with one once they have them

>>35075014
How do you make a throwaway email address?

There are no femanons here. Prove me wrong

>>35075144

>It causes unhappiness. Being in a relationship is emotional labor that mentally ill people do not have the energy to deal with in a productive way.

Do you think a relationship is a constant stream of lovey dovey sweettalk and buying presents for each other? Jesus christ i thought i was autistic but you manage to top me.

Its literally just two people who decide to fuck eachother and only eachother, and instead of watching netflix alone you now do it with someone else. Its not that complicated m8

>People generally do not have that much discipline.

True, but thats not why. Sex and intimacy are primal needs, its not just something that you can conveniently forget about. You can ignore reality, but you cant ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.

>>35075355
https://www.guerrillamail.com
there

>>35075355
Just go on like yahoo or outlook or Gmail and make one?

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>>35075357
I can't ;_;, but I am a girl(female). Im no consider myself as a fembot tho.

I am a girl but I'm well known on this site. People hate me.

>>35075411
What?

>>35075443
Prove it

>>35075443
But I love you. Please respond.

>>35075462
can you pop that pimple on the side of your nose please

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>>35075462
not that shit again

>>35075462
OP here. You're too young for this Eliza. Fuck off.

>>35075373
Yeah true that was dumb lol. [email protected], there we go

>>35075512
Ok sent you an email

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>>35075512
Are you the NYC femanon???

tfw Serb girls are too smart and pure to be fembots

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I love these threads, makes me realise that although im at the bottom of the barrel for being here, there are far more pathetic shits in existence.

Please continue

>>35075588
Haha yeah. There are anons out there right now banging girls they met on here but you're better than they are which is why you're jerking off again in a room that stinks of semen so badly that your neighbors have complained to local government.

>>35075545
Yes helloooooo! Daz mi

>>35075676
You should know better than anyone that most of the "women" here are just attention deprived men that want some beta cuck to lick thier feet for 5 minutes.

>>35075732
Just messaged you originally

>>35075570
True. I'm only femanon lurking.

>>35074831
I feel like I'm in a pretty similar situation. I'm doing fine, but can't connect with people around me at all and the resulting loneliness opens a lot of emotional problems.

Do you want to post contact? I'd love a friend to be able to talk about feels with. It sucks not being able to have any meaningful relations with people around me.

>>35075570

Slav robots truly have it the worst, slav women are sluttier than white women, but without the mental retardation that comes with white women. Theyre apparently too smart to manipulate.

>>35073828
she looks like kurt cobain if he went tranny

>>35076005
Where are you from, rare femanon?

>>35075570
>tfw met a Serb fembot
>tfw played games with her
>tfw she ghosted me

>>35076005
A real one? or just a girl male one?
>>35076212
what did you expect faggor?

this nigga..lmao

>>35068982
You mean female with a penis?

>>35076212
the only question was she cute?

>>35076212
Probably overdid it with your eagerness, familijo. Or maybe she was just a wackjob. Those aren't uncommon.

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>>35076351
Of course. She looked cute and had a cute voice.
And she shat all over me.

Life is suffering.

>>35076371
The only interaction we had was playing 2 days of minecraft and we had fun and one day she didn't log on anymore.

>>35076386
> 2 days of minecraft
>she didn't log on anymore
pathetic mate very pathetic.

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>>35076431
Dude what.. it's the best I can do. You fucking judging normies need to fuck off. It's not easy for me to socialize.

>>35076386
>tfw no qt serb gf
>tfw bosnian terrorists will never kill her
>tfw you'll never avenge her and remove kebab
>kosovo will never be serbia again
Fml

>>35076491

What the fuck is wrong with you my nigga

>>35076491
Hvala Vucicu

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Nah man, they're people and people are fundamentally far from being perfect.
Who cares anyway, most of you fuckers come from the US, cute italian robbit girls don't exist

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>caring about anyone but Goldie

nah my dude