>Dad found the poop bucket
>>35068872
the sheer nerve of this board right now. did it go as planned? did you explain it's for sophisticated research on the mental/physiological effects of decaying fecal matter? that's usually what i tell my parents when they find mine.
today was a harsh blow to the ole' plan, but i think the parent's are catching on to the semen spire i've been erecting for the past few years in my closet. it's nearly 14 inches tall, very delicate process.
>>35068872
>Uncle found the cum cavern
I hope he can sley the dick dragon, for his sake.
>Sister found the smegma horn
>Grandma found the kek copter.
>>35068872
Thissituation calls for (You) to ask him to poo in the bucket.
>grandma found the facial fissure