>Final Question >Why should we hire you?

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These dubs should seal the deal

>>35067649
>because i need money

>>35067649
Because I am #1

>>35067649
are those computer generated people? the guy on the right definitely does not look human.

>>35067672
Heh. You clearly do not have even a high school level dubs education

I have never been asked that question, and I've been through 5 interviews

Worst question by far is What are your weaknesses?

>>35067649
Because you need me, otherwise I wouldn't be in this interview.

>>35067649
Because your boss will tell you to.

>>35067723
When they ask what your weaknesses are, what are you even supposed to say? What do they expect to hear other than some contrived bullshit like "oh i'm just too hardworking and team-oriented :^)"

>>35067649
just hire me and you will see goyim

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Instead of lying TO you, I COULD be lying...FOR you.

>>35067699
Only the left and middle aren't human....

>>35067868
The whole point is that if you have trouble to adhering with corporate bullshit, they don't want to hire you.
They want easily malleable normies, not contrarian autistic shitlords like us.

>>35067699
They've been makeup'd and photoshop'd straight into the uncanny valley

>>35067649
Because I am a highly motivated individual willing to take the initiative to do whatever it takes to accomplish the task.

>>35067868
I just went with
>It's difficult for me to express sentiment at times and although it has not bothered me in the slightest, I still believe it is a hurdle I am trying to overcome
and well, I landed the job.

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>interviewer has a lazy eye that occasionally moves on its own
PLEASE

>>35067649
Because *BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP*

>>35067649
Because I'm here and will do an adequate job. No better or worse then the next person to come through and lie at you through a smile.

In all seriousness I dread interviews. I won't lie about wanting to work. I just want a second income to enhance my disability bux

>>35067649
because I am a nigger and youll get a bonus

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>>35068110
>uncanny valley

stop with this meme

>>35067649
The black dude is probably banging the blonde bitch

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>>35067649
Because you wouldnt like it if i got angry

>>35067649
im too beta to question my duties and will do whatever you tell me in fear of failure

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Because I need food to survive.

>>35067649
Because you want a competent worker that does his job reliably, and I want a paycheck.

well you see, you need what is called money in order to live in this society. No money, no living. that is why you should hire me. because I need money.

>>35068865
not everything is a meme you dumb retard

>>35067649
I'm just here so my parents get off my back so don't

>>35067649
Cuz I'm broke you daft cunt.

>>35067868
youre supposed to say something that you've struggled with in the past (in a workplace environment), then how you've worked to overcome that problem. for example: time management, confidence, leadership ability

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>>35067649
Pic related, I am best person to do the job!

>>35067649
>It's your social responsibility to hire me and pay me a living wage, you fucking corporate leeches.
>Also, you can claim me as a disabled employee and get more government subsidies.

>>35069941
They need to prove the goverment that you have a disability

In exchange for your money I will give unto you the production of goods and services for your own keeping.