Parenting as a Robot

>>35066934
Probably murder. Lots of murder.

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WE'LL NEVER REPRODUCE, WE ARE THE END OF OUR GENETIC LINEAGE.

WE ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH, THERE IS NOTHING AWAITING FOR US.

>>35066953

Woah, anon, you wouldn't ask for an explanation first? Don't you want to be civil?

>>35066934
>what is a sucker punch?

i was literally debating eating my own semen and even i know that's the time to use force

god, you betas are pathetic

>>35067002

Pls illustrate that debate

>>35066934
I doubt it would get further than him grabbing my kid before I laid the dude out

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>>35066934
Why would this ever happen?

If you're exposing your spawn to the vicious outside world, you've already failed as a parent

Let them have their childhood indoors, it'll keep them from the pain outside

>>35067117
I mean kids need socialization and fresh air and running around.

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>>35067143
No, see that's where you're wrong

Socialization will always lead to pain, eventually

If they need to run around with fresh air, they have the back yard

If you can't afford a house with a good sized back yard, you shouldn't be a parent

>>35067117

Happens at least once a month in the states

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>>35067192
All the more reason to keep them inside and away from that crap

Let them be kids without being shit on by society at least for a little while

Homeschool them for as long as you can, it's for their own good

>>35066934
I would shit on him and it would probably escalate into a full blown turd war

>>35067090

He is wearing a kilt sans boxers, and before he even pushes your pussy kid to the ground, he has a tumescent turtle head poking out, which he quickly looses upon your child's teary ruddy face as a sturdy fecal log