How do I get a girlfriend? A better question might be how can

you don't look here is the simple answer

Start a thread with a pic of you and a timestamp. Hope you get lucky. That's really your only shot. Otherwise you're just going to have to browse thousands of threads before you find one.

>>35066612
>Getting a girlfriend from /r9k/

Hope you like being cucked.

>>35066612
i got a girl off here, she was a fucking psycho, its not worth it. you're gonna get a false rape charge filed on you and it'll fuck up your life.

Go to fembot threads and contactfag.
Use a disposable email like sharklasers.

>>35066686
>Hope you like being cucked.
I do, now where's my fembot gf to cuck me?

>>35066705
there are no fembots here. only fembots (male).

>>35066705
just contact fag if you see one. Good luck competing with the hundreds of other thirsty orbiters fembots surround themselves with. Don't think ive ever met one who isnt a cock collector.

>>35066678
I'm really just kind of looking for practice talking to girls in a way. I do fine with women until I need to go for the kill.
>>35066678
Thanks for the legitimate advice, friend.

And thanks to everyone else for your input so far.