Feet are retarded

No no no it's not I promise

>>35064428
Feat are actually pretty great. They help you move around. Well not you since you never leave your mom's basement

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have you really looked at a foot, OP? they are engineering marvels! 2 dozen tiny little bones wrapped in a web of tendons that can hold hundreds of pounds without breaking. and do it over uneven terrain, at different angles, for miles. No matter how much weight you gain, your feet never get any bigger. they never break.

did you know that early Man hunted by running his prey to death? teams of hunters would single out an animal and just jog behind it, for miles, until the animal gave out from exhaustion. African tribes still do it, today. your feet are fucking amazing

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and since feet and hands are built from the same template, they have almost the same sensitivity as hands. you would think that getting shoved in the dirt thousands of times a day would make feet numb, but it doesn't. they stay sensitive. so much so that the right touch can be pleasurable, and even sexually arousing.

and, humans associate with their feet as much as they do with their hands. which is why women spend so much time primping their feet, and men spend so much time sucking and kissing on them.

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>>35064428
>Feet are retarded
you meme 3d feet right :DDD

>>35064738
how about I use them to move your brain around?

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>Be a degenerate
>Really like feet
>Trying to hide my erection when looking at an indian guy's soles

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>>35064428
agatha's feet. my favorites.

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feet carry a lot of symbolism. they connote simplicity, vulnerability, innocence, honesty, and determination.

it's so easy to trigger footfags into being creepy

>i don't get foot fetishes, seems weird
>WELL LET ME JUST WRITE 15 PARAGRAPHS ABOUT FEET ARE TRANSCENDENT RELIGIOUS OBJECTS AND ALSO I'LL POST SOME PICTURES OF ANIME DRAGON GIRLS WITH 9 FEET CREATING A UNIVERSE OF PURE FEET WITH THEIR FEET

I wish more artists could draw good feet