Ohiyou, Petitioning Heroyuki san to remove this board for good.

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>>35059906
>Fuck off with your shit tier bait.


But considering that normies DO come on here once in a while, here's my go. I've got nothing else to do.

>If.
>Normies.
>Weren't.
>Cunts.
>And.
>Hated.
>Our.
>Kind.
>We.
>Wouldn't.
>Have.
>To.
>Be.
>Depressed.

Now fuck off, and thank you for the picture.

Here's a pic of a healthy Western woman.

>>35059906
Wouldn't it be amazing if, as the board was being deleted, we all died in real life as well

Keep a board with a robot mod.
Call it >>>/b2/

>>35059951
You're the /pol/ack from yesterday. How's the migration so far?

>>35059986
Kek this.

>>35059987
We need a /b/ without all the faggotry.
I'd gladly immigrate.

>>35060006
Pretty fucking good to be honest.

Already did a few greentexts, people seem to like it, clicked with the board.

>Go back to /pol/.
>Start to see all the faggotry and projection.
>Can't bring self to post again.

I'd say I'm over /pol/ for good.

>>35060011
/b2/ must require original posts unless posting an image. An original post prevents you from requiring CAPTCHA or a post cooldown timer.

>>35060083
Hell, if we had a squad of five cancer-cleansing mods, I'm sure we wouldn't even NEED a bot.

It's not hard to delete or clip a trap porn thread.

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>>35059906
It's not the board that's a cauldron of depression and miasma, it's the inhabitants of this board. With the amalgamation of the self pitying, angsty, and overall depressed people that would rather tell everyone about their problems rather than fix them, your bound to end up with this nature being the overall atmosphere of the board. Instead of berating the board and trying to erase it, actually criticize the people that make up this community if you hate it that much.

>>35060100
The point is that original posts are fun. Why don't you just go to >>>/b/ if you don't want a robot?

>>35060147

As I said, m'robot, we need actual mods that cleanse the cancer, not fap to it.

The current mods do jack shit.

/b/ is the epitome of gay porn, regular porn, u mad wite boi threads, and shit-tier bait.

A robot to check for original content would be good, but otherwise nothing else but a few dedicated mods.

>>35060111
You remove the platform where these people gather and they'll fuck right off. That's the plan. For you sad sacks to shut the fuck up about your non-issues and stop dwelling on stupid pointless shit so you can face your problems instead of waddling in your feces, tears, semen and piss stained underwear all day.

You won't be able to do that if there's no more /r9k/.

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>>35060171
>no more r9k.
>implies that will get everyone on this board to jump up and just solve their problems.

if you really think by removing r9k you'd help us then not only are you a normie, but you're also shit at understanding other people who aren't fucking chad.

I don't often say this, but sincerely kill yourself.

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>>35060171
You really think they wouldn't just put in the effort to migrate to a new place to voice their problems?
If anything, they might spread to all of the boards if you remove /r9k/.

Whether this place exists or not, they will keep crying for help until someone answers their call.

>>35059906
Just let the fucking Americans kill themselves you fucking weeb.

Nice pic by the way.

>>35060170
If it were that easy to just have good mods, everyone putting "original" at the end of their post would be banned.

>>35060494
In all honesty, I'd be willing to mod 4chan for 5 hours a day for 2$ an hour.

>>35060640
A lot of people would do it for free, some for malicious purposes.