OK you fuckers, tomorrow is the last day of your life, due to

I'll masturbate to all day long.

>>35058797
Just a reminder that Jupiter is the Chad of all the planets
>much taller than other planets
>can beat up other planets
>made of (superior) gas, as opposed to cucked rock
>meteors (Stacies) go to Jupiter way more often than the other planets

>>35058861
Also
>67 fucking satellites
Bitches get so wet around Jupiter that Europe has a fucking ocean

>>35058861
jupiter is more like the stacey of planets. it has a lot of orbiters

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Ruin a wedding.

>>35058797
rape spree, killing spree, looting spree.

human nature

>>35058797
id kill my self

I will die only by my own hands

>>35058797
Masturbate or rape a woman, depending on how motivated I'd feel. I'd then loot a store of all of my favorite foods and enjoy them until impact

>>35059637
Nioce. Except the rape, I would do the same.

>>35058797

Go to work and finish the corporate tax return that I'm working on.

>>35060630
Why? I would shit on the boss's desk.

>>35058797
>What will you do?
go have sex with my favourite escort

>>35058797
Make an underground bunker, with oxygen tanks, an electric generated heater, artificial light, and plants for food. Now it isn't my last day.

Just do what I'd do every day. Drink, masturbate and watch Jeremy Kyle in my underwear. Don't really understand why you'd suddenly want to do something different when you'll be fucking dead the next day anyway.

>>35060792
How are you going to survive the impact?

>>35060666

But I like my boss, desu

>>35060905
That's good, but why work?

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>>35060792
>an underground bunker will save you from crashing against a massive planet at a high speed.
Anon...

>>35060976
Jupiter is all gas. It isn't going to do much damage.

>>35058797
The same thing I always do:
Fap to traps

>>35059471
This movie is weirdly comfy

>>35060936

I have nothing better to do. I'm typing this at work.

>>35061008
How about you do a little bit of research then you come back.

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>>35058797
>tfw you have work tomorrow
>tfw spending the last day of your life in the office

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>>35061055
Enlighten me, fuckboy.

get a bag of dank and try hard to finally make 6k mmr in dota

>>35058797
Cry.
From happiness.

Visit parents, thank them for giving me a good life.

Beat the shit out of every normie that I dislike with a baseball bat.

>>35061069
Jupiter has a core of solid rock.
There, E N L I G H T E N E D

>>35061129
Prove it, fuckboi.

Rape some bitches.

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>>35061176
Without a core the gas would float away
>b-but muh sun
Size makes a difference

>>35061213
That's not proof, fucktoy.

>>35061235
Fine there is no evidence for a core, but it'd still kill you.
"We do not yet know if a solid surface exists on Jupiter. Jupiter's clouds are thought to be about 30 miles (50 km) thick. Below this there is a 13,000 mile (21,000 km) thick layer of hydrogen and helium which changes from gas to liquid as the depth and pressure increase. Beneath the liquid hydrogen layer is a 25,000 mile (40,000 km) deep sea of liquid metallic hydrogen. Beneath this, there might be a solid core which is about one and a half times the size of Earth, but thirty times more massive. The temperature here would be about 55,000 Fahrenheit (30,000 Celsius) and the pressure would be tremendous because of the weight of the atmosphere above. So, if it is a solid surface, it's not at all like what you would find on a rocky planet, and it's not something you could walk on."

>>35058861
Also, the radiation of being in space chad's presence will literally kill you.

>>35061055
If anyone did any research at all, they'd realize just how stupid this thread is.

>>35061552
It's common sense. You wouldn't do any research if you can grasp basic physics concept.

>>35060666

>not shitting on the boss

Go full crossed mode, rape and kill enverything in while screaming "cunt!"

>>35058797
Probably being happy because I'm too much of a coward to kill myself, so at least the Universe will do me the favor and of top of that, I will not die alone, I will die alongside 7 billion other People.
So at least I could be happy for one day in my life. One single day.

Cry tears of joy and watch every last second as the planet seemingly gets larger and larger in the sky

>>35059533
Whatever you say Hobbes

>>35058797
Can any physics people or whatever guess at what point we'd all die in this scenario? Would we actually have to hit Jupiter or just be close? Also it's gas wouldn't we go through it (but still die)?

>>35062735
We'd all freeze to death long before we got there.

>>35062761
What if it came to us?

>>35058797
>>35062735
well if we were approaching jupiter, you have to remember the asteroid belt is betweem the earth and jupiter, so earth would be pelted with thousands of asteroids, but thats not even taking into account the fact that earth would leave the habitable zone of our solar system long before we even reach the asteroid belt, which would cause every life form on the planet to freeze and die horrendously. Now hypothetically if we were to reach jupiter unharmed we would in fact die since jupiter is made of 90% hydrogen gas, thus causing all life to suffer immensely.

what would i do? well id want to kill as many normals as possible before they die from other means, not to rid them of the suffering that would become them, but to feel the thrill of the hunt, to be the predator hunting prey.

>>35062792
The impact would not be direct. Earth would spiral into Jupiter. Gravitational forces would strips the atmosphere then start splitting the planet before impact. Lots of the remains would burn up in Jupiter's atmosphere. The gas on Jupiter is very dense due to gravity so whatever makes it to "surface" would be crushed.

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Buy all the bottles of my favorite wine and snacks; proceed to get drunk and munch out while watching a movie.

Rejoice because I don't have to actually kill myself now.

>>35060666
>not shitting on Debra's desk

>>35058861
What are you, Freud?

>>35058797
pull up a lawn chair and enjoy show

Tfw no giant planets looming close in the sky

Tfw Rosche limit

I'm not intelligent. Some please explain why we'd leave the habitable zone and freeze?

If Jupiter were directly heading towards us in our orbit wouldn't we slow down the closer Jupiter got until we began a hyper elliptical orbit of Jupiter.

(Assuming we ignore the natural satellites and belt)

Please help.

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>>35058797
Anyone else ever notice that Jupiter looks like a giant anime girl's butt with striped panties?

>>35058797
>Earth approaching Jupiter at a high velocity
I'd watch it as it happens. Sounds fucking cool.

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If I were certain the world was going to end that day, then I would rape someone. No way I'm dying a virgin.

>>35063785
I would shit my pants and be excited at the same time.

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>>35063819
>rape
>implying a robot can overpower the average normie

>>35058797
If the earth was one day away from Jupiter then the intense gravity would break the earth apart. You would need to be like at least a week out or something

>>35063659
You would fantasize about that, wouldn't you

>>35063621
Why the hell would Jupiter head towards us?

>>35064090
Lets ignore logic in this thread. Just fantasize.

>>35064762
Okay, then Jupiter gets to a distance closer than Mars is to Earth and suddenly turns into a rocky solid, with breathable atmosphere, liquid water and continents and oceans.

Imagine a fucking Jupiter sized Earth-like world less than half a years journey from Earth...

>>35064648

misread thread