Why don't you just summon a succubus to take your virginity?

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Why can't succubi be real? Or Dullahans

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>>35057552
>succubus
I think you meant to type succubus (male)

>>35057552
I keep telling satan I'd sell my soul for a gf but he doesn't listen. i guess hes just not real. I also used to tell god that id believe in him if he gave me a gf like eve. but i guess hes also not real.

>>35057750
I think you mean incubus. its one thing to have that stupid meme apply to humans, but its another to mislabel demon types.

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>>35057750
a male succubus is called an incubus you illiterate pleb

also I've seen that CG collection, tanned little anally sensitive demonic trap is the best

>tfw no succubus to literally FUCKING kill me

>selling your soul to get your dick wet
That's some normie-tier short-term thinking right there.

>>35057977
An incubus and succubus (male) are two completely separate concepts that do not resemble each other at all

>>35057897
>I think you mean incubus.
No, he doesn't. Incubuses don't hunger for male semen. Succubuses (male) do.

>>35058170
>not selling your soul to a succubus
???

why

what else is it gonna do?

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>>35058201
tell me about it

>inb4 girly penis

>>35057750
>>35058201
but I don't want that gay shit, I just want a succubus with a big futa penis to damn me with

i prefer homosexual incubus (female) {self-identifies as angelic}

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>>35058307
anon, it isn't gay if it's dark magic

would you do a very feminine incubus with a mammarigenesis and vaginogenesis spell in effect?

>>35058411
>vaginogenesis
why would I want that

listen homie

I want a DICK

but not a gay one

When I was in my really early teens I saw some succubus and I guess some early /ss/ porn, during my travels, and I had this whole fantasy of an older girl (like 18-30) completely overpowering my terrified teenage brain and doing whatever she wanted with me.

I was so utterly scared of women, and I found their sexuality so completely fucking powerful and just couldn't understand how any man could ever "control" it, because they were so desirable, and that was other girls MY age. When I saw 18 year olds dressed all nicely and clearly well-aware of the parts of themselves that drove me insane, much more aware than the girls my age were, it was like being in the presence of some kind of monster that could obliterate me any time it felt like it.

The fantasy wasn't even really sexual or about gratification. It was just this fascination with how little choice I'd have, how fucked I would be, if some 22 year old even simply made eye contact with me, noticed me looking at her like a deer in headlights, and decided to mess with me. It was obvious to my dumbass barely-teenage brain that I'd be completely at her mercy.

I really wish I had gotten /ss/'ed. Not even because it's my fetish or anything, just because goddamn I probably could have given some female /ss/ fetishist (which apparently do exist) a field day, by treating "being allowed to touch her outer thigh" as a mind-exploding world-changing experience.