I volunteer at a wildlife rehab, and we're going to be giving

>>35057500
goooffogozd sfrf

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>>35057500
anon, the kids are going to think that you have a pretty cool job dealing with owls all day. Just be super interested in owls and try to get them super interested in owls. be the crazy owl guy who loves the fuck out of owls. owls are your shit, bud. tell some cool owl facts. show them a clip about rotating owls around and how they keep their heads on a swivel on point 24/7 because they are fuck owls.

Get stoked about the owls and youll do fine.

2 tall cans of malt liquor + a Xanax = Life of the party.

>>35057500
>tfw I had one of these presentations at my school when I was in elementary school
>tfw was too shy to ask questions and all the Chad jrs asked funny and inappropriate questions to the presenters

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>>35057500
otherwise if the above mentioned doesnt work, bring in candy, and throw it at them in exchange for facts about owls. get them to raise their hands to see if they know their shit on owls and throw candy at them when its right. you bring candy and they could not give a shit less if you are a hairy naked autists who stutters and drools.

so for like $10 worth of bite size snickers you can ace this presentation

>>35058645

Being passionate about it (or at least acting that way) will definitely help. MAKE SURE TO CONTROL THE PACE YOU SPEAK AT. When doing public speaking a common mistake is that people don't realize how quickly they are speaking and being nervous can make you talk even faster.

I'll make a thread about it tomorrow afternoon. I'm going to give it my all, act like an owl-man equivalent of Bill Nye or something to grab their attention.