Sit when you pee.

I already do, even when I go to bars

>>35056788
I stand and piss whenever I'm out of the house, but when I'm home I sit down. I was bought up this way because my parents said that otherwise I'd get piss over the seat.

Is this weird?

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>>35058019
Not really.
I mostly do it because i'm lazy.
And why risk having my foreskin fuck up my pee stream and get the seat all wet?
It's like picking our noses, we all do it when we are in private....right?

>>35058058
Picking my nose is the only way I can get it clear! sometimes when shit's stuck to the side you gotta rummage around to clear it out.

Thanks for reassuring me on both fronts, anon.

>>35058099
I mean, it's super fucking gross.
But why have these cool little fingers if i can't keep my fucking nose clear.

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Eat more deenz.

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>Not squatting.
Numale scum.

>>35058148
I don't even find it gross, long as I clean my hands after. I mean it's just mucus and shit from the air around you.

>>35058019
The seat lifts up too retard wtf

>>35056788
When I'm home I piss sitting down if I'm not in a hurry because I feel that my bladder more fully evacuates.

>>35058257
Ohh yeah great, that way I can get piss on the rim of the bowl and when the seat goes back down the urine stays there and begins to smell, nice one yeah

>>35058099
>>35058058
>>35058148
>>35058237

Literally picking my nose right now and have been doing it all day

>>35058370
well then don't have such a shitty aim

>>35058400
Same pal I don't give a fuck about the rules, either.

>>35058445
fuck off mate, however good your aim is there's still gonna be AoE damage dealt across the rim

I have problems with my flow so I do anyway. If I have to stand - say, on a night out - I often end up with significant piss stains and they're always highly visible.

I only sit when I have my phone with me. Even if it's a very short pee break, I like to look at my phone anyways.

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Back in high school we would piss everywhere but actually in the toilet in this one building that had almost all freshmen classes.

Even smoked 420 dank GET blazed like real niggers.

>>35058148
Am I the only one who picks their nose and eats it? It's even sort of enjoyable for me.

>>35058911
>>35059933
>>35060044
>>35058099
>>35056811
Kek appears to love the spread of germs through pee and boogers..

KEK, REVEAL YOUR PLAGUE SO THAT WE MAY FREE OUR PEOPLE OF RAPEY SAND NIGGERS AND RAPEY NIGGER NIGGERS.

AND SEND NOODZ.