Are there any good looking robots here or are you all hideous

>>35055731
How did you get that picture of me buddy? Mind if we have a little talk?

>>35055731
Chads don't trigger me, but Chads with that fucking haircut make me go full autist, fucking repressed memories.

the monster one

>>35055731
he cant be real. this cant be real, men like him dont exist i am SPEECHLESS

>>35055731
One little papercut on his arms and he'll be bleeding on the floor in no time.

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I know I'm good looking but I don't know if I qualify as a robot since I have a girlfriend I kiss every night.

I have a decent face structure and have been complimented multiple times. Girls dont approach me though

>>35055828
"And then I was telling Stacy why I needed Trojan magnums cuz my manhoo- what the fuck. I'll get back to you Jenny, some special needs kid is having a lm episode."

>>35055828

>>35055835
What's Poppin jimbo

>robot
>good looking
Pick one, you motherfucking failed normie.

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I do decently enough as a Cyborg. Im kidding I hate being asian.

I'm like 5/10 if you excuse my ugly body

>>35055964
Check your hairline dude

>>35055731
I posted a pic once and had several people tell me I'm good looking and a Chad and get out reee but in real life I'm a robot.

>>35056097
Its not receding

>>35056140
Yes, it is

origolo

>>35056195
Cut your hair short and tell me what you see dad

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>>35055731
got a decent looking bod since I started lifting but I have nobody to show it to since I have a hideous face

I'm maybe a 6/10, several girls have shown explicit interest in me. I've turned them down though, I don't want a relationship or sex.

Got a lot of matches and compliments on Tinder but I think I am ugly.

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O look, its another /soc/ thread

>>35055964
Im not asian but whats wrong with being asian did you srsly buy into 4chan racism memes get some self respect m8

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This is my body

Not a robot though because I had sex once

>>35056261
I respect myself enough as a person. Being Korean's just annoying. I was raised pretty white and most Koreans I know are fucking boring or are Stacy slut material

>>35056209
I did, my hair is short. Check on the sides of the forehead especially.

>>35056135
Same happened to me, although I'm insecure and also a kv.

>>35056333
That could be said for any race since all races have basic stacy whores famio race isn't even a deal here

>>35055895
This

If you have EVER bern complimented by a female on your looks you are not a robot , poibt blank period.Just a failed normie having a bad week

>>35056294
Can you please fuck my boipucci raw?

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>>35055731
I think I drift in and out of being a robot, cyborg and failed normie. It's a fine line between worlds, at times.

Anyway, I'm not alone.

>>35056434
ive probably been here longer than you have

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Good looking guy and body here, my downfall is my social anxiety...other then that I have a chad personality even though I'm not a normie.

I'm sort of a conundrum...I've lived a pretty crazy life too. In and out of jail 5x now with 3 separate felonies even though I don't have a single one on my record.

>>35057061
>In and out of jail 5x now with 3 separate felonies even though I don't have a single one on my record.
Are you southern or just black?

And what are the felonies. Just fighting?

>>35056628
>muh 4chan veteran

on second thought you may be ad enough to belong here

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>no gf, ever
fucking end me

>>35055964
I don't get it, why don't you become one of those cool kung fu asians like Donnie Yen, Byung Hun Lee or Tona Jaa.

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>>35057141
Assault/resisting arrest, tampering with evidence, and possession of a controlled substance with intent.

No, white and from Chicago.

>>35057312
dry your Speed ffs and make it finer

that stuff looks terrible, why are you buying that?

>>35055835
>I know im good looking


lmao

>>35057238
Its funny because the martial art i got really good at is a fucking meme because of fedora niggers and their katanas.

I do Iaido and kendo

>>35057332
Speed? That's cocaine and it's far from "terrible" lol...I've dealt with cocaine for 10+ years now and I should know you can never tell how good it is from appearance. See the shine on it? Yeah, please know what you're talking about before trying to slam it.

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I'm pretty damn robot.
(that feeling when the captcha forces me to lie)

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>>35055731
this is me, dont look so bad i guess

>>35058011
your kinda cute desu roboto

>>35057449
LOL, faggot.

Should've done Kyokushin, Muay Thai and Judo.

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>>35058061
another pic of me

>>35055964
This is the face of the man who spams AMWF pictures everywhere. Sad!

Every fembot I have ever spoken to who I've shown pictures to eventually turns the conversation to sex and wanting to meet up.

Personally I have little idea what they see in me. I'm a generic average build white guy with some southern European features.

>>35058171
Cool pics, faggot.

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People online tell me I'm pretty. not so much irl.

>>35058198
>alt turboslut

Let's get married.

>>35058198
Trashy chicks are in

>>35058198
Those are whore eyes if ever I saw a pair.

You can almost feel the daddy issues.

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>>35058198
4/10 at best
could be worse

>>35058198
stacy/10

get out immediatel;y

>>35058198
Your eyes are completely lifeless and it's pretty unsettling.

>>35058063
Thanks wanna be friends now?

>>35058198
not my type but i bet you can find some lucky guys whom will like you

>>35058198
>dead eyes
>ear gauges
>septum piercing
Ay niggers, we found another bitch who literally fucks for free.

>>35058171
Same as you. Feels good getting girls without even having to work out for it.

t. Pale Italian with dark brown hair and green eyes.

>>35058198
Please be into fucked up kinky shit.

>>35058198

It's true, you'd look real pretty with my cock wrapped around those luscious lips and jizz splattered across your sleep-deprived face.

>>35057225
Those delts fuck man

>>35057225
Wow, you look like fucking shit.

>>35058198
Crazy, ridiculously fuckable girls like you have made it impossible for me to have proper relationships with normal girls.

>>35055731
>well?

I really hope that this is a bait thread and the robot just blocked you and you didn't put that shit there like you were impatiently waiting for an answer in your own fucking post.
I mean that would really qualify you as a retard.

>>35058198
you look like a pretty generic slut. cute tho
be in FL so I can get my dick wet

>>35056294

It seems like you could just walk around with your shirt off at the beach/a pool in the summer and still get bitches with that body. Autism be damned.

>>35058198
Listen slut, post your kik/burner email and i'll treat you right. I'll book a hotel & fancy restaurant all expenses paid, you will in exchange experience an 8 inch cock that has pleasured many tinder whores, I will treat you like dirt and choke you until climax - I am specifically targeting you as you exhibit low self-esteem and suicidal tendencies, a particular fetish of mine.

This is no joke. I am in Cali and can travel out to visit you on the weekend.

>>35058481
Oscar. Fuck off.

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I'm a high functioning autist and I sure do hate humans.

>>35058481
please record this m8. i'd love to see you deepthroat this stacy slut

>>35056294
Are you open to having sex with effeminate boys?

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>>35055731
KHV here but I lift

>>35058595
That angle does you no favors.

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I fuck boys tho

>>35055964
aren't you one of those faggots who run that pick up artist channel on youtube?
fuck you, I hope you die

>>35058663
>>35058586
fucking faggots either need to be electrocuted or killed on site

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>>35058680
>mfw I'm only like this online
Have fun killing me on "site" when you can't tell I'm gay irl

I'm a 10/10 normie, who just comes on 4chan to study autism first hand

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>>35058663
>having had sex
Get the fuck >>>/out/ you know you don't fucking belong here you piece of shit with an attractive body reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>tfw no bf

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>>35058198
Would rate 7/10. Like the others said your eyes look a bit lifeless. Too stacy for this board imo.

>>35058819
That's just the 1000 Yard Cock Stare.

>>35058818
No, it is you who doesn't belong anywhere.

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>>35058818
I fuck cute virgin boys, but other than that, I'm a complete NEET, I don't have any diploma and I don't work. And my english is probably very bad

>>35058198
Because any girl online is "pretty" considering it's full of basement dwellers lmao...sorry but you're not good looking, fuckable yeah but then again it takes a lot to not be fuckable.

Basically I wouldn't date you.

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>>35058680
Did someone say electrocute?

>>35058847
>I fuck cute virgin boys
How to do this?

>>35058857
Me too lmao, She's kinda ugly for me. I as a robot KHV no gf, I'd say SHE IS a 4/10. I could fuck her easily.
>>35058890
He meant they fuck his cute ass

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am i sadboi yet?

>>35058847
you're also anorexic lol

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>>35058890
I go on dating sites, I search for young boys (18+) and when they are 6+ and girly looking, I flirt like a champ, get their number, use their butt a few times, and delete them from everywhere. I've never told even one my real name

>>35058847
>my english is probably very bad
What cunt are you from

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Being alright looking doesnt matter if youre too shy to talk to girls. No guys except the most attractive gwt girls coming up to them.

>>35058991
I'm a french fag

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>>35059039
>french

be my bf

>>35055731
Damn this motivates me to work out. Is this natty though? I have a feeling that it's not

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I used to be pretty fat until I hit my twenties

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Most of people I know internet say that I am good looking girl, but meh I think they lie so bad, but I see myself like shit.
I'm just so fucking shy and I literally never had a bf, maybe things get better someday, but im not really sure...

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Manlet checking in.
Not a normie but deff not a cuck robot.

>>35059105
im going to be the first one to respond because I know this post will get atleast 20 replies
(you)

>>35059126
I'd hate to be your roommate.

>>35059105
Bait.
You already know every guy on here is going to praise you because you're a girl.

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>>35055731
People always call me out as a normie, but i havent left my hangar in months.
This pic was for a failed tinder profile.
Feels gud to be a khhv spending my whole life on 4chan, whos with me?

>>35055835
kek it's dougal mcguire

>>35059105
Sure.

Huh.

>>35059066
r u originaly cute ?

>>35059069
Most likely on some type of gear. That or he has some really good lighting/ filters

>>35059142
Maybe but that is not what i want ;_;. I literally come here bc I relate to the people here, it make me feel good somehow.

>>35059138
Roommate doesn't take the pictures. That's just gay.

>>35059071
What the hell is that line across your stomach ?

>>35059105
Kys, girl.

>>35059190
>That's just gay.
I was implying that your room is disgusting.

Nothing wrong with taking a picture of your friend in their underwear. It's also not gay to give your friend a handie/bj if they have blue balls btw.

>>35055731
I have a really handsome face but my body could use some work. I'm not fat or anything, I just lack muscle.

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>>35059105
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BE MY GF

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>>35058198
>>35059105
I hope you guys aren't actually falling for this shit, fembots aren't real.

>>35059152
I've been called cute by a couple girls recently and get rated anywhere from 6 to 8 on /soc/ face threads. Idk I think I'm ugly though.

>>35059256
show me QT I'll tell you

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>>35059254
>red and green
Come on boy

>>35059143
I you would pluck your eyebrows you would look much better desu.

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I once saw a LITERAL 10/10 model tier guy on here.

He said he was a "good looking virgin" (not in a narcissistic way), obviously got told he wasn't, and then revealed his face (with time stamp).

Never gonna forget how ridiculous it was.

(I didn't save the pic stupidly before anyone asks and it was about 2 months ago)

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This is one of my best pics, but it's sad at the same time..

And before you all call me roastie I have to say that now I'm alone I haven't been with someone since..I was 13, now I'm 21, so please guys don't be rude with me, I'm just a sad femanon.

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>>35059295
You sure boyo? I thought it looked good. What should I have?

>>35059311
I remember that fat fuck. He actually humilliated a roastie.

>>35059313
you are not my type

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>>35059328
What are thooooooooooseeeeeee shoes

>>35059332

I posted this pic on v before and got a reply saying

"Amazing how I'm a reaction image now"

Don't know if it was the same guy or not but it made me kek

>>35059295
Fashionfags NEED to leave my board

>>35059313

Nice hairline 5-headed bitch, kys

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>>35059288
This is on a very good day, mind you.
My hair isn't always this long, either. Usually go two months or so in between haircuts.

Take ur thinly veiled /soc/ shitpost propaganda somewhere else, OP. R9K is not supposed to be for selfies

>>35059299
That sounds painful

>>35059544
Just shave them then

Original

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I have no idea if I'm good looking or not, I've been told I look "classical".

>>35059578
faggot not classical just faggot, thats all faggot and a fag

>>35059313
I highly doubt you're real, HIGHLY.

>>35059597
I'm not gay tho cmon' man give me a break

>>35059578
punchable as fuck

like really

>>35059602
Why? I am lol Irl, i look like shitty..

>>35059578
fag here

i woulnt touch you with a stick

>>35059249
I will never ever be the gf of some nolife posting the ugliest pepes, yuck

>>35058093
>>35058061
You look fine! Great jawline, but get a better haircut.

>>35059659
damn dude you're just so brutal eh

>>35059578
You've got good facial features but you're far too skinny. Add some muscle and you'll look like a living marble statue.

>>35059708
Yeah I used to be bigger but then I got really sick recently and lost like 30 lbs. I haven't been to the gym in like 4-5 months.

>>35058924
Damn is that a burlap hoody?

That's fresh as fuck.

>>35059659
i touch fags in the head with baseball sticks.

>>35059578
You're pretty, but I think only weird perverts would want that in a man.

>>35058873
take em all done mr pence the fags are getting out of hand!

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>>35059313
I swear to god if that's not actually you I'll swing

>>35057225
Ugly manlet please go away.

>>35059792
Yeah well hopefully when I spend more time in the gym I'll look more manly. Though I don't think I come off too bad irl since I'm reasonably tall.

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>>35059676
i have a decent haircut

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>>35055731
When you have a shit body and crap face but can still fug hot guys cause big weewee

>>35059143
you have lots of potential. your hair and eyes are really good.

>>35059143
You look like a muppet lol

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>>35059143
Holy shit are you Hangarbro?

People tell me I'll be 7/10 minimum if I lose weight but I'm just such a huge lazy shit.

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>>35059877
I was called that in a thread once
You remember this then?

>>35059833
your face could only be forgiven if you're over 6 feet tall and muscular

>>35059903
im both of them, shame im still a virgin tho

>>35059855
Thanks but i dont really even want a gf anymore
>>35059860
How so?
From an angle it looks like i have a lazy eye and weak chin.
Is that what muppets look like?

>>35059313
you are an attractive girl if you are real, how about you tell us which guys here are attractive to you so they have an opinion of an attractive girl xd

>>35059900
what is in those bottles?

>>35059941
>Xd


kys faggot i wouldnt date u

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>>35055731
You decide.

I don't know what else to say desu

>>35059937
>Thanks but i dont really even want a gf anymore

that's good. you have transcended such petty motivations and are now free to become enlightened.

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>>35059943
Its vodka obviously
All the rest are filled to the brim with years old piss some more recent though

>>35059217
Fat roll marks probably, I have those and I used to be fat too.

>>35059937
I meant in a lifeless way you look depressed in that pic , i meant it in jest you honestly dont look bad i wish i looked even half as nice as most of the people here

>>35059967
you wouldn't date a 4chan post?

>>35059981
yeah the piss bottles is what i meant. but they don't even look like pee. too dark colored? i thought you were fermenting something maybe as a hobby.

>>35059254
>>35059328
Ignore him anon, I think you look sick

>>35060035
Haha like i said after all these years they got to be putrid and dark colored.
I might do a little expirement one day though.

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>tfw fat
>tfw ugly
>tfw expression that is half anger and half sadness that clearly displays my contempt for the world and myself

kill me

>>35059978
Yea i guess but all i do is get high or drunk, browse this board or play vidya and watch anime, is this really enlightenment?
>>35059994
Youre too nice for this board, but you arent wrong.
I think i was only happy as a kid

>>35059313
You're a cutie. Shouldn't be so hard on yourself. No one really..i guess. Lol.

Most girls online who have seen me said I looked fine/cute. Someday I'll have the balls to post my pic here lol

>>35060115
Dude lmao it's a bait, it was me

>>35060150
why'd you use a girl with a giant forehead to bait?

>>35055835
These fucking newfags taking this seriously

No-one remembering the "I should kms why was I cursed to be a male ginger?" threads

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>>35060099
yeah you aren't that good looking until you lose weight

>>35059976
are you real? I doubt it. You look really good.

>>35059833
a little too intimidating for me

>>35059578
very good-looking

>>35059499
pretty cute

>>35059313
super pretty

>>35060212
yes i am real but thanks.

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I've been told Im handsome but my experiences say otherwise.

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>>35060212
Thanks. you are...pretty too, bitch.

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>>35060308
aww thank you....cunt

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Im no Chad but Im not uggo either.

>>35060346
you are a chad though

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>>35060329
Sure ;) hoe.

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Not a full robot, mkre a cyborg since I have some friends and had 2 girls. I used to be a complete hopeless friendless khv robot untill I was 21. Then I dropped from 141kg to now. I'm not the greatest looking but I dont think I'm ugly either.

>>35059976


what's up with r9k and pretty boys?

>>35060329
>>35060212
aby contact? ;__; I think I fell for u lel

>>35060346
Literally chad

I wish i could slap some sense into you bastards

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To both fembots/robots saying they are shy
If its just being shy online, I've gotten over online shyness by sitting in discord chats all day. Just constantly having conversation. Made a lot of friends, eventually started sitting in voice channels.

Idk if it'll help you but it's worth a shot.

>>35059578

I think you are weirdly good-looking. How does someone get features that refined anyway...

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Im not great looking but I'm not horrible looking either.

>>35060403
Your guess is as good as mine bud

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>>35055835
ok calm down discount ed sheeren

>>35060405
, '^)

origiangjilsfksadhkjblsdakmhf

>>35060405
Cut your sideburns and get that nose fixed

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Can always count on a rate thread to weed out the normies and stacies

>>35060405
NORMIEEEE OFFF MY BOOOOAARRRRDD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35060383
thank you senpai i appreciate it.

id much rather be originalll

>>35060212
>>35060329
Damn girl you look good.
You have an intense look in your eyes

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I don't have the undercut anymore, I'd like a lower maintenance style.

>>35059126

You actually look to small to get onto your bed and much too short to reach the stuff on the shelves of your bedroom

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I'm no Chad but I think I've ascended from robot-hood.

>>35060577
you look better in the pic on the right, did you lose weight?

>>35059313
"guys my pussy is tyte"
fuck outta here with your cavernous pussy whore

>>35060536

you look like the feel guy meme lool

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Why is every robot pic related?

>>35060600
Checked, and yeah about 45 pounds

>>35060536
you look good anon. srs.

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Uggo checking in

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Attention Whoring: The Thread

srsly guys.

>>35060753
nothing wrong with some attention for people who otherwise get none

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>>35060709
was your nose stung by a bee ?

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How many girls are on r9k?

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>>35060709
>>35060405

You look like Bert from Sesame Street

>>35060667
because the vast majority of ugly "robots" are too ashamed to post their picture online. what you see here are somewhat attractive yet very socially awkward people

>>35060939
1-5 depending on the time of the day

>>35060863
>people who get no attention
>literally a thread for chads and stacys to post their pictures on

>XD

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>>35060939
None that will date a little kid

>>35060939
smile is fake/10

too many to count but i'm guessing they dont go outside for the most part

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>>35055731
Yeah, I'm easily an 8/10 but still a robot
pic related

>>35061000
>what is /ss/

I hope someone has this fetish and is not a fat sweaty neckbeard

>>35061048
Those chances are slim anon
All the /ss/ fetishists are men

I haven't seen a single uggo here. Are you guys retarded

>>35060308
>>35060329
when are you two fucking?

>>35060987
my first (you) in over a year. hi

the person in your picture has potential for stacyhood

>>35061084
Real robots

>Dont own a smartphone or camera
>Too ugly to post thier picture online

Get it through your thick skull

>>35060753

You're a qt femanon. W-will you be my internet gf?

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>>35061048
Not true desu im a lady with good taste dont judge okay

I have pretty nice facial aesthetics but still suffer from crippling social anxiety because I'm a 5'5" manlet with a girl's name.

Went on a date with a beautiful girl a couple weeks ago and was literally shaking so bad I couldn't drink my drink. I still ended up making out with her though because she was physically attracted to me.

>>35061117
by that logic, real robots don't post on 4chins.
if you can afford to have something to post with, you can afford a camera of some form

>>35061163
>making out
find the nearest exit to the current thread in which you are posting

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I'm the living proof that chads can be robots too. My superior looks don't compensate my lack of social skills

>>35061153
B-baltimore?

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I've never been complimented with my looks. I guess I'm average. My brother sometimes tells me I'm pretty, but he only says that because he wants a free handjob from me.

>>35061288
B-buttholewhore?

>>35061314
I don't know anon, you look pretty to me.

>>35060308
>>35060329

How the fuck are girls like you lonely? I don't for one minute believe chad hasn't at least hit on you.

>>35059313
Hah hah you motherfucker, that was a good one. Got a chuckle out of me.

>>35061314
fuck off stacy, you're either baiting or retarded, and quite possiblyboth

>>35061314

Are you a trap??

Oldnavy

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Every girl in here is pretty, starting to suspect it's just one guy posting all these. If not, you guys have nothing to worry about looks wise. Just work on those social skills and you'll be good.

Easier said than done of course.

>>35061314
>never been complimented on my looks
>8/10

Uh huh, sure. Though, no time stamp and normie reee gtfo.

Good looking people can't be robots.

>>35061314
there is no way that's you
if it is, you're objectively very attractive

>>35058198
I'm going to enjoy seeing this pic come up in every bait thread for the next 6 months

>>35061344
they do not go to the place where chad is or they are too overwhelmed with anxiety if he does talk to them

or they simply reject emotions as much as possible

>>35058760
*catfishes you*
heh, guess you didn't expect that

>>35061319
What does ss fetish even mean?

>>35061367
hahahahah yeah I know it was a good bait.

>>35061465
straight shota


aabbccdd

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>>35061343
>>35061376
>>35061392
>>35061423
>falling for this b8
I hate this website so fucking much sometimes.

>>35061343
>>35061423
Thanks, anon. I don't really look as good IRL as in photos.

>>35061392
No. I'm a girl(female)

>>35061376
>>35061405
>>35061522
I'm not a stacy. And it's not a bait. I posted a picture of me here before.

Pez is my slavland friendo

>>35061522
That doo doo in your underwear? Yeah, I know it came from your anus. I'm not falling for your little story.

>>35060346
Why is someone like this on /R9k/?

>>35061570

>No. I'm a girl(female)

Drat. I almost thought you might be vaguely interesting.

What the fuck. I have looked at every pic here and none of you look super ugly. I am legitimatly ugly, cant even post a pic on FB, thats how bad I feel about it.

Fucking normies.

>>35061570
You've been asked out before though, right? I would think so.

>>35061570
why don't you show us who you're attracted to in this thread

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never had a gf even though i look ok. such an injustice

>>35061034

Are you scandi senpai?

>>35061764

Why would you have a gf? You have feminine face and your haircut looks like that of a 14th century page boy

>>35061649

i feel u bro.

never taken a pic of myself in years (i'm 28).. no job, no life, no friends, no social media.

the only time i use my voice, is talking to other people in online video games.

feels bad man

>>35061764
>>35061822

This. You really should consider getting a short haircut desu. You are a good looking chap, but you need shorter hair to appear more masculine.

>>35061764
you don't look ok but you're really close. what you look like rhymes with ok.
so gay

>>35061822
>>35061856
i've always had this haircut, short hair looks shit on me because big forehead

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>>35055731
I don't think my body is awful.

But I have a face like a sad dying rat + a jew fro. I'm not even jewish.

6'2", never had a gf, never had sex, haven't had a conversation with another human being irl in like a year.

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>>35055731
You tell me. Originally, of course

>>35061916

You're better off just rocking the forehead, peyton. Trust me.

>>35061660
Only once. Maybe twice if guy subtly hinting counts.

>>35061744

This anon has a very aesthetic face>>35059578

>>35061960
hey that's me, thanks you too

for the record I don't really think you're real but if you were I'd be questioning why you haven't had a boyfriend. In that first picture you're wearing some pretty confident clothes so that just adds to the mystery.

>>35061960
I feel very scared of posting in this thread since I'm not all that good looking.

>>35061960
You only like 1 guy in this whole thread?

>being this picky
>not being a stacey

>>35061959
You see this thing dangling off my pelvis? Put your mouth on it motherfucker.

>>35061960

Guys probably just assume you have a chad bf already, if that actually is you.

>>35062050
>asked to name something you like
>required to name everything you like
i don't think so buttfaggot.

>>35061959
i will give it a try

>>35062053

So sensitive.......you'd like that though wouldn't you, you dirty boy

>>35062028

Yea I'm not putting my face on 4chan. Even though I would be interested in the responses.

i bet i don't even have to post a picture to make you faggots believe i'm a girl.

---------------

hey faggots, i'm a different person than the guy in the first half of my post, i'm a girl actually

>>35062053
Oh how i wish someone would suck my dick even a feminine boy would be okey. imagine the sensation your dick would feel when a tongue licks the glans of your penis

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I've never been complimented on my looks. Guess I'm just average guys. Never had a bf. Now please act shocked, tell me how pretty I am and beg to talk to me. I totally didn't just make up all that shit to get compliments and boost my already huge ego.

>>35062125
anybody want to smell my PUSSY? my PUSSY is really fucking rank, it smells like sweaty shit. here have a sniff: http://www.scratchandsniff.ru/dRG34k4Bds=vag?smell=bad

>>35060753
The only real fem-anon in this thread

>>35062185
ew, i'm not imagining that gay bullshit. fuck off, quit trying to make me imagine your gay fantasies.

>>35062214

Are you really a girl? Gonna need feet pics for proof

>>35062225
yeah that's pretty bad i guess but my pussy smells like a barn. http://www.scratchandsniff.ru/5ibH4O9h=vag?smell=barn

>>35060577
I would date the left one.

The right one looks like some wannabe tryhard chad and intimidating, no thanks sir.

Gay here btw

>>35062257
nono, the feminine boy part was for me, you can also imagine how a cute innocent looking girl playfully licks the glans of your penis. just imagine how good that would feel man, as your dick is inside her mouth she plays around the tip of your penis with her tongue until you cum.

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>>35062300
>implying you'd date anyone

I've been gay long enough to know you fucking faggots don't want any sort of relationship, you just want quick casual sex and polygamy. Go fuck yourself.

>>35062254
This.

This is what a real femanon looks like >>35060753

>>35058198
>>35060308
>>35061314
Fuck off Stacies. Go suck tyrone's dicks.

>>35062328
NO anyone licking my penis is gay as shit. feeling those fruity little tingles and goosebumps and giddy giggly little special pleasure fuzzie-wuzzies? shit's for homos bro.

>>35062124
You're not the person I was talking to?

Well, that's true. Posting your face on 4chan is a literal death sentence. I think so.

>>35061955
You look cute desu
Origiblox

>>35062354
oh boy. nobody wants the needy fat faggot and that means nobody wants anybody? i don't think so sweetie.

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>>35062463
I'm not >>35060577
I'm >>35061955

Nice try though fag.

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Can anyone help me with my homework?

>>35062376
it's not homo if it's a girl

>m-maybe if I tell her she's pretty she will become my internet gf

You're all fucking pathetic

>>35061314
guarantee he's sniffed and ejaculated into your panties

but you already knew that huh?

>>35062523
it's homo to want cute little pleasure kisses on your wee wee to make you feel happy num nums, ESPECIALLY if you're getting it from a cutesy-wutesy pretty little girl in a frilly dress. at least if you get sucked off by a bearded tough guy it's scratchy and you can call him a faggot and dominating a strong guy is tough enough to offset how gay it is to feel pleasure from someone tickling your wee willie winkie.

>>35062521

Feet pics please:)

Pretty please ;)

>>35062544
every sister and mother knows anon

>>35058548
good looking imo
>>35059578
you've got cool features. this is a good pic too. did you do anything particular with the lighting?

>>35062589
ok what the fuck.
>bearded tough guy
i'm done here

>>35062638
experiencing physical pleasure confirmed gay.

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>>35062544

Yes, he's done that a couple times while I was wearing them.

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Idk should I grow a beard?

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need a general rating

I know that asian males in NA are disadvantaged in the dating scene but still, always good to have some inputs

>>35062671
>Idk should I grow a beard?
No.

>>35062655
better than getting pleasure of dominating bearded tough guy

>>35062633
nope, just went to my bathroom and took it. I wanted it from the side because that's the side I feel least confident of.

>>35062671
you should reverse grow a knife into your butthole.

>>35062688
dominating tough guys is the only acceptable pleasure.

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No gf ever virgin, I talked to a girl once for a month I'm 6' I must be autistic
Sportschad but a cyborg

>>35059105
When did you transition?

>>35062747
wtf anon

so much chad seed going into waste

>>35062674
you look like a chinese exchange student

also all the female posts are bait

I don't understand how people can just post their faces on /r9k/

I'd be terrified of someone recognizing me

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>>35060212
Go back to the cave you crawled out of ugly roastie bitch.

>>35058198
Dom?
Original brah

>>35062674

Ching chong lee bai hou sang kung fu shao lin arigatou /10

>>35062812
I recognize you just from your words, Matt.

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>>35062801
I actually grew up in Canada.

>>35062674
i think you'd look better with a different haircut, maybe a little longer and more 'loose'

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>Mfw all these genuinely hideous "FEMBOTS" fishing for complements

Like clockwork...

>>35062847
nice try but my name isn't even Matt

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what is this, /soc/?

autism is a helluva drug

>>35058457
I don't like leaving my house

>>35061314
Ugly AND degenerate.

Wow what a combo.

>>35062913
You're not a robot, shoo shoo.

>>35062941
kek. just because i look good doesnt mean i ever leave my house. confidence is a weird thing and way more important, at least if ur a dude

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Rate me guys.

>>35058198
>>35060753

What's up with girls wearing septum piercings?
Why ruin a pretty face with that shit?
Fucking red flag for sure.

>>35062709
Seems unreasonable

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>>35062866
something like this? with more grey in the hair obviously

>>35062959
Twitter/0

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LADIES

Just shaved but couldn't bear to part with my snack catcher.

remember to report /soc/ cancer