Autistic High school moments

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>>35055366
Someone please tell me Malena morgan is actually a lesbian. It's not just acting right?

>>35055366
I would have had a proper chuckle

>>35055366
>"What lives in Siberia"
>I shout out
>COMMUNISM

That's actually funny Anon

>>35055366

Dude if I was in your class when you did that I'd laugh my balls off after that and ask if I can hang out with you after lunch.

>>35055504
I did hang out a lot with popular kids at that time.
Still a virgin at 20 though.

>be me, age 14
>just sorta had this autistic cucked relationship
>call her Jean
>Jean was super developed for a 14 year old
>She was like Ramona Flowers to me
>Looking back, Ramona Flowers is a fucking nigger and i hate RF types.
>She had a boyfriend
>Some hispanic fuck
>She cheated on her boyfriend with me for a week
>eventually told me to fuck off because i was a creep
>heartbroken, started dreaming of another girl
>call her Mitch
>like her for almost the same reasons
>intense dreams like, making out and shit
>messaged this girl that we were fated to be together
>made it sound flowery and an autists idea of what sweet was
>saw her at school the next day her crying
>people giving me stink eye
>Jean tells me to stay the fuck away
>basically kinda did this to a bunch of other girls in 1st and 2nd year
>eventually get called down to assistant principal for sexual harassment

I stopped talking to people after that and tried my fucking hardest to go full normie in college. Im faring decently as a cyborg.

>>35055641

Bitches are weird man.

>>35055777
It sucks when you're emotionally clingy to the people you like dude

>>35055366
You should have said political dissidents, tovarisch.

>>35055641
well... you can say that Billie Jean is not your lover.

>>35055969
She's just a nigger with huge fucking tits

> Myself
>Stay up all night watching TV
> Go to an assembly where they give out awards
>Hear my name called, so out of it I don't even question it
>Someone else's award

Looking back it was really awkward.

>in weight room trying to better myself.
>Everyone is outside playing football.
>Finish up my 4th set of 70lb dumbbell shoulder press.
>Chads and group of girls now enter the weight room.
>"Woah bro! That's a alot weight! You guys see how much weight he's trying to do!?"
>Everyone is staring at me and takes out their phones to record.
>"You're not gonna do it pussy..."
>Confident in my previous 4 sets, my shoulders are tired but I try anyways.
>Shoulders fail to get dumbbells up
>Everyone is laughing.
>"Did you see his fucking face? Haha!"
>A whore shouts "if you're gonna try to look like a man, at least pick a weight you can actually do!"
>Fucking pissed off.
>I look to the only other robot who saw me do the previous sets and say
>"YOU SAW ME DO OT RIGHT?"
>He nervously nods and a Chad rolls the dumbbell underneath the rack.

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>>35055641
>call her Mitch

Why Mitch?

>>35056123
This story fucking sucks and I really think you deserve a nice gift

>>35056199
Named started with an M, couldnt think of another name that started with an M. Didnt want to type out Michelle every time because Im on mobile.

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>9th grade
>have a crush on a girl a few tables from me
>randomly throw a paper airplane on her desk, not sure why to this day
>three different people around me chant something like "omg anon why are you throwing shit at her wow"
>girl doesn't even realize what's going on
>old man teacher who loves high school girls walks over
>do something like that again and you're out of here buster do you hear me?
>face is red for like 20 minutes

I don't really understand what happened other than I'm deathly afraid of socializing to this day

>>35056123
Man I know this feel way too much.
Similar thing happened to me back in gym class as well.