greentext your day robots i wanna hear about them

>>35051899
i tried to create a cat trap on aa2

>>35051899
>woke up at 9am, stayed in bed until 11
>had oatmeal and a fruit smoothie for breakfast
>shitpost here
>went out for a tan, pretty gay but feels great
>went to supermarket, made a list of healthy food for my new diet
>back home, biggest sense of accomplishment in weeks
>currently writing this shit no one cares about

>wake up instead of dying in my sleep
>days off to a bad start
>had a really weird dream
>go to sixthform
>first session bullied by teacher and chad
>skip a bit
>in canteen
>chad gets up
>take his seat so i can sit next to my only friend
>chad comes back
>"oi anon you cunt get out of my chair"
>"jesus christ dude ask nicely"
>"get the fuck off" he says fucking manhandling me
>jesus christ i was just leaving anyway
>fuck this guy
>he goes to sit down
>i kick the chair leg
>gotem
>he spilt water on himself
>he angrily caresses my face (literally)
>he grabs a segment of my sandwich and throws it in a bin
>"thats my sandwich are you retarded or something"
>chad is really angry
>"get the fuck out anon"-chad
>"its just a fucking joke cunt"-me
>"what are you gonna do hit me"-chad
>i walk off
how did i do robots
>rest of day was uneventful

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Kept getting a "we think your post is spam, please reformat" error.

Never had that before.

>>35051899
>Wake up 2pm.
>Smoke joint.
>Watch some crap.
>Drink cuppa tea.
>Smoke another joint.
>Sit here.
>Type this.

I was gonna go to my local ale shop and get some beer but after my first joint I couldn't be bothered with the 8 mile round trip on my bike.

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>>35051899
>woke up at 10 AM
>find out Nier Automata came out today in Japan
>make a JPN PSN account
>put $88 worth of Yen onto the account to buy it
>unable to buy it for some reason, store page isn't working
>am told that midnight release is only available for pre orders
>have to wait 12-24 hours to play it
>sulk and play RuneScape for the past three hours
>gonna grind fishing until I can play Nier Automata

>>35051992
good for you. tan sounds nice.

>Roommate's alarm goes off at 6AM and wakes me up
>Decide to stay up
>Take care of the rottie, let him out even though he doesn't like the rain, take extra time to dry him off and clean the mud off his paws
>Sit on the floor while dog leans against me, resting my head against his shoulder
>Work starts at 7AM
>Log into my home office
>General work stuff, occasionally getting up to stretch
>Let the dog back out around 11AM while I take my lunch break
>Reheat Chinese and eat while letting the dog romp outside
>Scrub him down again
>Take my meds with lunch
>Back to work
That's where we are for now. Tonight will probably be finishing work at 4PM, make dinner for the pooch and myself, maybe go out to a dive bar.

>>35051899
>Day off
>planned yesterday to do a shitload of things
>did nothing but browsing 4chan and watching vids online
the ease with witch I throw my life away amazes me.

> awake at 12 am fully rested
> go to computer, tune in to Arteezy
> watch him lose some 5k average dotes
> eat a piece of candy with lysergic acid diethylamide in it
> lie down in bed and regret it
> go back to sleep not too long but not too shortly after break of dawn
> get up at 12 pm

ye

>wake up
>drive to school
>perform usual morning routine
>workout
>do photography work
>go outside and chill with "friends"
>look at 4chan
>get instructed to greentext day
>do as told

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>Tfw my day is no worth greentexting.

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>Woke up at 10:15
>barely made it since my only motivation is the burger king breakfast ends at 10:30.
>finally got to bk at 10:27
>bunch of construction workers kept cutting the line
>got what I wanted on 10:29, two breakfast sandwiches and a medium hashbrown
>mfw when cost me more than 6 bucks
>go back home, watched some shit youtube about basketball
>bored, and went on 4chan
>bored, start playing on my ibanez bass
>sucked, went back on 4chan
>shitposting now

>>35051899
>Wake up, rub one out.
>Power shit.
>Go to work do 15 minutes actual work.
>Go to lunch drink 4 beers.
>Go back to work.
>Be green texting with no planes to do anymore work.

>Work up at 5:30am 10 minutes before I had to leave for work
>Get to work
>I work in a barn and the gnats and flies were terrible this morning
>Work for 7 hours and get caught outside in the rain
>Get home and let the dogs outside
>Take off all my wet, smelly clothes
And now Im sitting here on the comp procastinating taking a shower

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>Wake up
>Can hear housemates being loud
>Go back to sleep
>3pm
>Go to park
>Some girl walks past and makes fun of my shoes
>Buy Soy Milk
>Come home, eat cereal
>Sit on R9K

>go to sleep at 8 last night so I can wake up early and go to school
>end up sleeping 20 hours because god knows what
>wake up hating myself
>eat some crap and just browse internet

I'm not even tired how the fuck did I slept 20 hours.