>get gf
>she doesn't like sex
Hold me, robots.
She doesnt like sex WITH YOU
You are being cucked
>anon i just don't like sex that much
>i've had so much sex before it's just not exciting for me anymore
>wouldn't you rather just cuddle??
>>35051394
>she doesn't like sex
Is she virgem?
>>35051394
fuck off the board, normie
>>35051394
2 options
She's a he
You're a cuck
>>35051394
That's my ideal situation. I already have onaholes better than any puss. I just need someone to cuddle.
Sadly /r9k/ infected me with the idea that she wouldn't want sex because Chad is already fucking her in secret.
She doesn't like sex with you because she's being longdicked by Chad daily
>>35051558
this. if you grew 20cm taller she'd be jumping on you.
He's probably cucking you. Here's what you're gonna do OP. Keep the relationship sorta alive for 2-3 weeks and then break up
>>35051394
>she doesn't like sex
Don't tell me you fell for this meme. It is completely clear that she just doesn't want to have sex with YOU. Should have Chad offered her quick shag - she'd gladly choke on his dick.
What if my gf doesn't like sex, but she's a virgin? Wat do
I don't get it. What does it matter if she wants it or not? You want, you take.
>act like a total alpha to get this girl
>she keeps saying how much she wants me to fuck her
>drop the act, reveal my beta side as she becomes my gf
>she doesnt want to fuck anymore, says she isnt ready
Never drop the act bros
>>35051558
Unironically, and sadly, this
I don't like sex either but I do want a boyfriend.
Is this possible?
She only likes sex with Chad and Tyrone
>>35052245
Surprise buttsex until she likes it.
>>35052376
It depends, are you a virgin?
If so, you can be my gf right now
>still so primitive that he wants to have sex
>>35052376
yes, it's called a friend, hard concept, i know.
>>35053419
well you know what board you're on after all.
>>35053607
you can know how to do something without being able to do it, Sun Tsu said that in the Art of War.
>get gf
>she doesn't like me
Count yourself lucky, anon
>>35051558
This. She wants Chads dick not yours.
>>35052376
Its not possible. I don't really have a sexual drive and my bf always cries about how I'm not attracted to him and how he will never marry someone who doesn't have sex with him.
>>35051394
>she doesn't like sex
wew lad i hope you didn't buy this bullshit
>>35051558
This. OP, are you rich?
>>35051558
this
>Hold me, robots.
break up with her you fucking nigger
>>35052376
Be my gf then I dont need sex in my life tbhfam
>>35053402
This
Apparently the only anon that gets it