Jewbot

All Jews are automatic robots.

Except if you're a fake European Jew. Then you're just a liar with a mutilated dick.

I tell people I'm Jewish but I'm actually Muslim

Nobody ever questions me on it.

>>35050275
As long as you
>don't participate in the community
> dont go to a temple more than once every 3 years >your particular flavor of judaism doesn't guarantee you a wife through arranged marriage
>have autism or genetic disease
you can absolutely be a robot

>>35050424

>participating in the community makes you less of a robot

It's literally a group of short ugly people who are essentially the whole reason you are a robot in the first place.

>>35050424
Can be a robot if I had a gf back in Hebrew school?

>>35050401
Also you wish you were Jewish. Moses is a million times better than Mohammed

>>35050515
Moses is a prophet in Islam too, you know?

>>35050515

He is. I hate having been born in this shitty cult, so that I'm automatically group in with all the fucking crazies.

I'm just a fucking robot. I just want to be left in peace. Never wronged anyone and it's not like I'm even competition for anyone.

>>35050994
Being Muslim sounds cool. I'd love having an arranged marriage