ITT: The most autistic alpha move you made. Old thread: 34905987

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>>35050255
>buying clothes at department store
>qt grill sees my vintage pink floyd animals tee
>says "that's a nice ass shirt"
>I say back "uh, theyre called pants, not an ass-shirt."
>mfw I realize I'm actually retarded

>>35050315
To be fair, ass is not an adjective

>>35050315
autism thread repost

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>>35050255
>be me
>23
>was at a bar trying to blend in with the normies
>sees girl walking my direction
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>she walks up to me
>before she can say something, I start screeching like an autist
>TFW everybody in the bar looks at me
>TFW I realized she was a waitress and was trying to ask me if I wanted something
>TFW

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>At a party, roaming the streets with the biggest whore
>My friends and I have this joke she heard earlier about my sink
>I have a really cool glass sink, see through it its spout is weird
>I just think it's fucking weird
>I retell her about my sink and she laughs
>You should come over and see my sink some time, Callie
>she leans closer
>I'd love too
>Oh wait I have a picture of it
>show her and we walk back to the party
>never talked to her again