Ehhhhh....

*orders pizza for himself and friends*

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*signs 5 trillion dollar bailout plan for all his friends*
*takes a cut*

*launders 10 billion dollar cut from stimulus with the Clinton Foundation*

*posts Hildawg memes*

oogga babooga

*takes 100 million dollar paid vacation with Jeffrey Epstein on his private Jet to play golf*

Obama is Bush

*Slaughters thousands of innocent brown children with drones*

uhhh

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Whoops forgot mah selfie from 2000 trillion dollar golf vacashun.

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>>35050392

*but really most of them were captured and taken alive for special parties with special people*

*plays with mr. potato head with bestie*

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*muh favorite catering is Comet Ping Pong*

*remember to use the secret tunnels, Jimmy!*

*and tell Podesta to leave Skippy at home*

And that barge full of 500 some school children? You bet they did it too.

Captain the only survivor mysteriously dies.

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