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Strengthening family bonds

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Roll time!

You can use this thread for any member of your family

mom/mother/cousin/sister/imouto/onee/aneki

Option 1
Go hug your sister and post results.

Option 2
You may also give her head pats or stare into her eyes and say "i love you".
If she is out of reach or you want to change your approach you may also text her 1 of the following lines.

1 - Ive always loved you.
2 - I'm in love with you.
3 - I love you.
4 - Why haven't we had sex yet?
5 - Would you ever give us a chance?
6 - Do you feel about me the way I feel about you?
7 - Ive hidden my feelings from you my whole life.
8 - Are you hungry want me to get you something?
9 - If we could do something together with no consequences what would we do?
0 - You are the one thing that keeps me sane in my life.
Dubs - I want to make love to you regardless of what other may think.
Trips - I want you to remember that no matter what you say I will always care about you. but the truth is I love you more than family... I want you.
Quads - Know that I am not joking! I am in love with you and want to be with you. I would never joke about this, and I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Some of these can be played off as a joke just in case, but not all.

You can also use this thread if you are a sister looking to cuddle with your brother as well.

THIS THREAD MAY BE USED AS A ROLL OR A PRANK OR A SIMPLE SHOW OF EMOTION.

Regardless of your choice make sure to tell her how much you love her too!
Now go!
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can someone tell me what just went down?
why was the site lame for a while
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PIZZA NIGGER

I hate my family REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35048181
4chan had a hiccup
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Some totally random thread I found that has completely no relation to this one whatsoever

>>34980851
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We sticking with this one?
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While recovering from a site issue, we lost some older images. Please post some new ones to make up for it!

post imoutos aswell!
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A life-giving bump to the thread while waiting for the regulars. Hope nothing else was lost from the site issue
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>>35050605
>nobody will ever lust for you as this 2D picture depicts it
Why bother breathing.
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>>35048096
Im on a wedding.
Lets do this shit, my whole family is here.
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The modeling thing is today. She's pretty nervous, I'm going to have to push her through some cold feet. She found out there's two bikinis and something with panties because she's posing for a bedspread or something and she almost backed out. It's not like a moral thing, it's entirely nerves. She's got it though, she's way prettier than her daughter that was doing it before.

>>35050647
That's not really a lust face, that's more of a overwhelmingly happy with laughing face. My sister gives it to me sometimes.
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>>35050823
Done.
That was easy on such an event.
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>>35050823
>>35050836
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEntext where
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>>35050836
looks like you rolled a 6 too.
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>>35050833
>My sister gives it to me sometimes.
One can only imagine the euphoria that she feels everytime she does that to you. Good night to you folks!
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>>35051058
Have you fixed your relationship with your imouto yet?
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>>35048096
>Why haven't we had sex yet?
kek
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>>35051053
I payed my toll, anon.

And after I told her that I love her, this would be pretty weird.
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>>35050987
What do you mean?

Its a wedding...
I just walked over, told her that I love her.
She said "I love you too".
I gave her a hug and got some soup.
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>>35051085
Well, it somehow "stabilized" itself without me doing anything much. We're pretty much the type to forget things quickly once we've gone past them.
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>>35051144
i think you should take those dubs and stop being a bitch!

do it anon!!!!!!
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>>35051216
She would stab me...
I dont want to die in front of my family.
I want to die alone.
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>>35051294
It doesn't sounds like you have that bad of a relationship.
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>>35051317
Good relationship to your sister =/= secual desire towards your sister.
Im just here for pat's greentexts and a roll now and then for fun.

I would never have any feelings other than 'i love my sister because I like her'.

And I guess the same goes for her.
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>>35051372
>'i love my sister because I like her
Like-like?
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>>35051389
Yes.
Like in a not sexual way.

I could not get a boner if I would see her naked.
Unless I would try of course.
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>>35051563
Wow, you can control your erection? I want to know your secret.
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>>35051580
Its just the fact that she's my sister.
I just cant think of her in a sexual way.

So I guess the secret is: Dont think about anything sexual
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>>35051665
>he doesn't get hard at the sight of his sister's naked body
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>>35051688
B-But I fap to g-girls (female)
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>>35051713
But not to your sister? What kind of a terrible excuse for a brother are you?
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>>35051727
A classy one?
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13 year old daughter guy, why don't you try rolling?
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>>35051769
what's his story? i can't remember.
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>>35051809
I don't think he's shared it, he just lives alone with his daughter because his wife died
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>>35051846
that's really sad. my brother's wife lost her mom at a young age and you can tell it fucked her and her sisters up.
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>>35051846
I hope that he wont diddle her.
Its only pure love if both sides want it.
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>>35051744
>a classy brother
>who doesn't masturbate to his sister
At least you tried.
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>>35051883
>diddle her
No no no, I just want to see how she'd react
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>>35051769
Someone came in with this whole "I live alone with my daughter and I kinda want to bone her" and after a lot of pushback because it's gross he left. I think the issue is that the daughter was to be 13 and he was going to be acting on his desires instead of the other way around.
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>>35051883
But what if she wants it?
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>>35051883
>I hope that he wont diddle her.
I really hope that he does. If he waits there is the risk of someone else getting to her first.

>Its only pure love if both sides want it.
She wants it. If she doesn't she's a worthless whore and doesn't deserve to have an opinion.
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>>35051925
Shes 13... she doesnt know if she wants to fuck her dad.
She would maybe just do it for male affection.
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>>35051970
I wasn't aware we had a 13 year old girl in this thread.
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I just wanted to see a cute father-daughter moment, not start another arguement.
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>>35051965
Obvious bait is obvious.
But ill take a bite.

Incest: ok
Pedophelia: not okay
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>>35052008
What if it's both? Besides, she's 13, pretty sure that's the cut-off point.
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>>35052008
>13
>Pedophelia
Nice shitpost.
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>>35051986
We dont.
We only have her dad.
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>>35052067
Sounds like these threads need one, then.
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>>35052066
Sorry.
I forgot how its calld if they are 11 or older.
Hebophelia?

Also not good
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>>35052049
I dont think that kids should fuck under 15-16.
And also their dad.
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>>35052121
>I dont think that kids should fuck under 15-16
But they do
>And also their dad
I suppose a complete stranger would be better.
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>>35052144
Okay.
You win.
He can fuck his daughter, but I dont like it.
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>>35052172
Calm down, man. You're acting like this is the first time someone has done something you don't like.
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>>35052121
>I dont think that kids should fuck under 15-16.
14 years is a perfectly normal age to start being sexually active, which is why it's the age of consent in a bunch of European countries.
>And also their dad.
Completely disagree with you on this. If there isn't any kind of coercion then there isn't anything with having sex with your family.
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>>35052205
>isn't anything with
*isn't anything wrong with
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Guys stop. 15 absolute bare minimum no matter what circumstances, and he's not gonna do anything lewd with his daughter
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>>35052205
It is more the fact that a father has much power over his kids.
I think he could talk her into wanting it than she actually does.
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>>35052280
>15 absolute bare minimum no matter what
Why?
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>>35052202
I just think that I would disagree with myself and the law.
Im in a incest thread. So I think its okay to duck your family.
And its legal here to fuck with 14 if your parents agree (hehe)
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>>35052280
>mfw 14 is the AoC in my country
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>>35052384
Country? Original commentioonente
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>>35051769
Because that's basically Russian Roulette with a kid
>>35051809
>I have a daughter
>She is actually fourteen now, small birthday
>Not much more to it really
>>35051989
I've got a lot of cute stories all you had to do was ask
>I don't play videogames a lot
>One of the few I do is Halo
>Halo 5 coming out
>She's watches me play Halo a lot, but I usually do the campaign the night the games come out while she's asleep
>Decide she can't not play Halo 1-4 and Reach and live in my house
>Tell her we can stay up and play them all
>Order a buffalo chicken pizza because it's expensive but filling and a treat
>I remember the strain in her voice every time someone died, and she cried when Cortana died but so did I the first time I saw it so I couldn't say anything
>Five was so shit I told her she's not allowed to play the campaign whatsoever or I'm disowning her for her eighteenth birthday
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>>35052607
What did you do when she started crying?
I hope I can be as good a dad as you some day.
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>>35052701
>I hope I can be as good a dad as you some day
>he's lusting after his 14 year old daughter
you might just make it, kid
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>>35052607
Sad that I dont have kids yet.
27 here.
I would love to see them growing up.
I would try to be a good father.
I would give everything for my kids.
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>>35052736
>letting some punk steal your daughteru
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>>35052701
Started chuckling and crying a little myself
It's a sad scene man, it's the only time other than maybe Johnson dying that Chief shows and emotion
>"No-thats not-I'm getting you out of here"
That fucking line man
She's got this week off so I always take it off too, she got up for maybe an hour and she went back to bed so I'm really bored
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>>35052821
Go wake her up and take her driving, the more experience she has the better
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>>35052736
I'm not lusting after her and I've made it clear time and time again that I'll never do anything like that with her, that's fucking disgusting not only is she my child she's fourteen
>>35052780
I had mine when I was 26, and my dad was thirty something when he had me, you're not late
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>>35052866
>purest form of love
>disgusting
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>>35052880
>purest form of love
>twins
Not everybody wants to lewd their family, don't judge poeple over it
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>>35052866
I like you.
People shou realize that fucking your kids is not fucking pure.

And I guess you are right. I still have time.
I need to get a gf and impregnate her.
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>>35052898
>twins
?
>Not everybody wants to lewd their family
That's terrible.
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>>35052940
Incestuous love between twins of the opposite gender is the purest form of love known to mankind
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>>35052916
>People shou realize that fucking your kids is not fucking pure
But fucking your sister is?
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>>35052865
When she wakes up I'll taker her
>>35052916
Sorry I fucked my math up, I was 24 when I had her but regardless you have time
And don't rush into having a kid, it's important you find a girl that works for you as a wife and as the mother of your child
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>>35052916
>fucking your kids is not fucking pure
Yes it is. Having sex with someone unrelated to you is always impure in every sense of the word.
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>>35052965
>implying it has to be twins
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>>35052974
>2 people that are the same age
>a young girl with her at lest 25 years older dad

Decide yourself
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>>35052991
What happened to you're wife?
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>>35053016
They were made together, they belong together. Sure, regular sibling love is pure, but twin love is even more pure.
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>>35053035
>the same age
Not necessarily the case
But they're both pretty much equal as far as I'm concerned
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>>35053074
Lets say around the same age mostly
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>>35053051
So is love between those unrelated to each other impure?
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>>35053043
Accident, broke her neck so I hope it didn't hurt and she didn't have to time to have any last thoughts or anything
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Jesus Christ you guys. You're achieving levels of autism today that were previously thought to be unattainable
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>>35053172
>Accident
Sounds like one hell of a silent assassin.
How did it happened?
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>>35053209
I wasn't there, it was a hit and run though
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>>35053185
Thank you!
Also, you rolled a 5, so ask your siter if she would give you a chance.
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Page 4 bump
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>>35053290
My sister's husband beat me close to death with a shovel.

So no.
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>>35053541
>my sister's husband
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>>35053512
why tho

>>35053541
Did you call the cops on them yet? You can't let them get away with doing stuff like that to family members
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>>35053625
It was a long time ago.

So no.
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>>35053646
As long as you can find some ounce of proof, you can make them pay for what they did.
Even if you have no physical proof, you might be able to win in court
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>>35053688
Not worth the legal battle, time, effort, or personal distress to bring up old childhood abuse.

I haven't seen any of my family in years, I'd prefer to keep it that way.

So no.
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>>35053688
Maybe he doesnt live in amerifat, where you can get 500 billion dollars because someone sneezed at you.

Where I live that would be impossible without any witnessers.
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>>35053745
>It's a Europoor tries to act like he knows things about the greatest nation to ever exist episode again
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>>35053807
It was obviously a joke + im actually asian.
Nice try faggot.
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>>35053807
As an americuck, I think other nations would hate us a lot less if we stopped constantly claiming to be "the best ever." Top 10, most likely, but not #1
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>>35053848
>It's a most starved region in the world inhabitant tries to insult the most successful nation in the world episode again
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>>35053880
>tries to insult the most successful nation in the world
See, that's what I'm talking about. You're practically begging for people to hate us.
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>>35053918
>>35053864
A. I don't care what other people think of us as a country
B. I'm joking, obviously you can't pinpoint a best nation in the world because there are a lot of personal preferences in terms of policy, structure, etc. but America is up there, so since I live here I'll say we're the best because I can
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>>35054042
Yeah. You tell em anon-kun
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>>35054042
>so since I live here I'll say we're the best because I can
You're still the problem
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>>35054106
>Being proud of the country you choose to live in while validating the success and quality of life in other countries
>Part of the problem
Spotted the Red
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>>35054145
If everyone says they're the best, international relationships will start to deteriorate, which will eventually lead to war
I'm not discussing this any further
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>>35053880
>greatest nation
>insults europe and asia while not even beeing an AAA country

Kek
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>>35054195
Pardon my ignorance but what language is that graph in?
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>>35054195
>cuckistan
>AAA
>leafland
>AAA
>fucking GERMANY
>AAA
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>>35054251
German
>>35054260
Yeah pretty embarrasing for murica, huh?
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>>35054183
There's nothing wrong with a little patriotism, if you say France is the best place to live because you're French I won't care and I won't argue
>>35054195
What was that slanty?

Also, we're shitting up the thread as a collective, so let's be done with this now, everyone has their own opinions on countries it's not that big of a deal
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>>35054251
How can you not recognize German
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>>35054283
Thanks

>>35054296
Excuse me for only knowing 2 languages
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>thread's boring because not a single person is doing anything interesting
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>>35054321
It's just some words in a foreign language, you don't need to be fluent in it to recognize it.
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Lunch bump

Asked her about that little comment she made Monday and if it did pertain to a certain thing. I was told I was very slow since I waited and entire day just to ask about it. She just teased me since she only said that to incite a reaction from me. Which she admited was a failure because I'm a slow on picking up on things. Kind of annoyed me, and I told her that, which she then apologized for.

Nothing happened yesterday besides that and me waking up in the middle of the night. Dreamt about Cubix and my sister had no idea what I was talking about when I explained it to her.

Boring. Sorry.
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>>35054390
Why did you wait an entire day to ask her?
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>>35054417
I forgot all about it Monday night since we were busy with other things. Skimming over the last thread reminded me of what I wanted to say.
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I don't have a sister. but I come to these threads because sometimes there's rare Kirinos.
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>>35054390
I hope your name is Brendan because it's the only name that would fit you. I'm glad your sister realizes that.
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It's my time to save the day: Guy with sister who calls him gay/faggot/homo etc. here
She was dead serious about camping out in my room for the week I talked to my mom about it and she was of course glad to pawn her off to me for the time
I don't mind though, I just do what I usually do and she just sits there it's nice to have her company. We talked more about me moving out and she wants to pitch moving in with me to our mom who will most likely say yes.
She's got into my bed a few times and the first night I asked if she thought she was a little old to be sleeping in my bed and she said "you're gonna complain about a girl in you're bed? See, you're gay"
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>>35054490
Why don't you go out and do something together, like watch a movie or have a lunch date?
And cuddle with your sister when you're sleeping, it's a nice feeling for both of you.
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>>35048096
>tfw no sister
>tfw brother died at birth
just fuck my shit up
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>>35054539
I cuddle with her while we're sleeping, it is nice it's just easy to tease a seventeen year old for sleeping in her brothers bed
We've been playing games while she's been here and watched don't be a menace, but since three people here have had positive views on John Wick I guess we'll give it a shot, it's Keanu so I'll probably like it
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>>35054600
Hold her hand while you're walking to tease her more
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>>35054471
Whenever I come to these threads, I start believing my name is Brendan.

She's not the first to come to that realization though. There was this one girl who was into me in high school, but she thought I was ignoring every advance she made towards me. I just believed she was being very friendly until she messaged me about it a year later. Granted, I was also going through the realization of my feelings for my sister, but I can't put all the blame on that.
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>>35054490
Shes right. Thats pretty gay, and I bet that the whole thread will agree on this.
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>>35054633
We still love you Brendan
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>>35054623
I have no intention of lewding her regardless of her potential feelings
>>35054650
No you
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>>35054690
>holding hands
>lewd
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>>35054600
John wick is pretty nice if you like action.

I hope they wont fuck up the second one.
Its the only action movie I liked in a long while.
Maybe because it reminded me of Law Abiding Citizen, wich is one of my favorite movies.
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>>35054690
>I have no intention of lewding her
That's gay.
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>>35054708
I don't want to give her any ideas or encourage any feelings she has
>>35054713
The second one has like a 90+ on rotten tomatoes
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>>35054633
You should go clothes shopping with your sister
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>>35054753
You'd reject your own sister? What sort of a brother are you?
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>>35054733
No you
>>35054771
While this makes them happy it's incredibly boring and it drives me insane "let's get you some new clothes" as we spend forty five minutes in one story and only five actually in the men's section and you walk out empty handed regardless
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>>35054873
Yes, but
>this makes them happy
Worth it
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>>35054873
>lewding your sister is somehow gay
Are you some kinda fag
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>>35054829
One who knows she deserves better
>>35054907
Yea it's worth it to out a smile on her face
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>>35055033
>she deserves better
But what if she doesn't want better, and will only be happy with you?
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>>35055033
There's none better than her brother
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I hate my stacy sister with a passion, why should I do this?
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>>35055240
What makes her so bad? Have you always had a bad relationship?
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>>35055240
Maybe it could mend your relationship and make you love eachother again
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>>35055264
When I was young I idolized her because she was really caring and kind. She used to be really cute and cool, she's the one who got me into vidya and chinese cartoons. After she's gone to another city to go to uni she did a 180 on her personality and became the most bland turbostacy, who prefers to go lusting after her chad bf's cock rather than giving a single fuck about me, now that I'm living with her (She goes to Chad's apartment almost every day so I'm not exactly living with her)
>>35055292
Nah I'd rather eat my own shit than do it, she has proven to me numerous times that she disregards me after I tried to approach her.
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>>35055292
A shame that you had to be the little brother, I guess. This is exactly why big brothers should take care of their little sisters.
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>>35055444
Start telling her you love her every day
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>>35055100
Yes there is
>>35055077
However unlikely that is, she'll get over it and find someone better. I'll always be there for her as a brother but nothing more
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>>35055661
>she'll get over it and find someone better
Or maybe she'll die alone wondering why her brother didn't love her the way she loves him
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>>35055696
How about this if it gets to the point that literally nothing else on Earth will make her happy I'll do it, but I sincerely doubt she won't get over it if she even has feelings
I'm on my way home now, we'll talk a bit more maybe over this week I can find out exactly how she feels
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>>35055761
Sounds good to me famalam. Give her a hug when you get home
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>>35055761
It's not purest love for nothing.
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Do you have to be female to participate in Lucy's orgies?
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>>35056385
Geez Anon, don't know, I would assume so, maybe a cutie trap would be enough.
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OSAKA SADMAN WHERE ARE YOU?
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If there's one positive thing about Lucy's aggravated moments, it's that she's becoming more independent and less apologetic.
I'm glad that it happened, but the way it did is not exactly wonderful.
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>>35057137
>tfw Lucy becomes more assertive than Beargguy
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>>35055831
>>35055791
Alright I gave her a hug and tried to talk but there's way to just got "hey I know I'm your brother and all but ya wanna fuck? If so I don't want to" so yea but I think she got that I was hinting at something and changed the subject to food so I gave her $25 to go to the store and get something for tonight and snacks for the rest of the week
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>>35057588
>but there's way to just got "hey I know I'm your brother and all but ya wanna fuck? If so I don't want to
Just tell her if you wanna break her heart. Why bother getting there if you don't intend to finish it?
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>>35057588
That's no way to go about it at this point, for all you know she's just teasing you because she finds it entertaining.
Spend a while seeing how she reacts to certain stimuli. When you cuddle up with her tonight, say something like "I wish I could sleep with you every night." If she gets flustered or agrees with you, that's a sign that her feelings for you might be deeper.
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>>35057696
I'm sorry you lost me but I don't want to ask her if she has feelings directly because if I'm wrong in the slightest I'm a weirdo so I need her to come out with it
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>>35057768
So I guess you can do nothing until she says something. Then you can reject her.
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>>35057795
I'm trying to get her to speak up
>>35057765
Sorry but this isn't like the Chinese cartoons that's just a weird thing to say but I don't want to give signals then open accidentally spark feelings or worse make her think I have feelings
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>>35058033
>I'm trying to get her to speak up
Why? Just be the way you normally are, eventually she'll speak up, or not, and there won't be anything to talk about in that case. It sure as hell won't be the first case of unrequited love.
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>>35058033
Try accidentally showing her your dick after you shower
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>>35058097
Already happened she blushed walked away and never spoke of it
>>35058060
I guess. That's me for now I'll post another day if I can get the five minutes alone required to do so
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>>35057137
Lucy isn't one to make the same mistake twice. We've seen her avoid situations multiple times because she's gotten a negative result in the past. She was obviously really bothered by making up the greentext before that there really wasn't a chance she would do it again. Bringing it up and then using wording you would use with an actual child was an awful idea. Then they went on to act as if they're special because they "had something to do" with her ex-girlfriend or something. It was embarrassing for all of us. If she chose to just ignore us and never post again it would be with good reason.
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>>35058274
>act as if they're special because they "had something to do" with her ex-girlfriend or something
No, someone accused me of being "fake" about caring about her, and I said that I genuinely care about her, and was the one that asked her to use her trip again, which led to her telling us about the incident with Caroline.
I wasn't saying I was "special," I was defending myself against false accusations.
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>>35058453
I called you fake because you talk to her like she's a child to the point it seems ridiculous
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I wish you guys would stop arguing about it. This isn't a competition. I wanted to share something that made me really happy because I feel like I'm finally making steps towards what I want. Instead it just turned into "Lucy does this" "Lucy wants that" "Lucy is like this" I just wanted to talk about what I did with my sister.

If you guys care so much about who I like there's only one person I think anything special about here and they know who they are. They found me and talked to me and were real with me.
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>>35058609
I'm sorry. I'll try to stay out of any arguments about you in the future. Good luck with your sister.
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>>35056910
What if were not qt trap but can eat pussy like a pro
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>>35058609
Hey Lucy, I meant to congratulate you on the progress with your sister but I forgot to. I'm sorry these guys feel the need to act weird and argue all the time whenever you're involved, but 4chan's gonna 4chan I guess. Honestly, the vibe you used to give off made it really easy to wanna baby you (I tried not to, I'm sorry if I didn't try hard enough), so hopefully these guys will calm down now that you've spoken up.

I just like hearing your progress, try not to let these guys get to you.

Also there's no updates on my end, in case someone was waiting on me for some reason. Em remains the cutest imouto ever but I'm sure Lucy's sister is a close second.
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>>35058609
Hopefully this finally finishes all the retarded Lucy arguments.
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>>35059028
Is her pussy still leaking?
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>>35058609
Hi Lucy, I'm really glad that you're far happier than you used to be. You've always deserved it.
If you ever want to talk more / verify who I am, I have a throwaway email address should you want it.
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>>35059080
She slept in late, I didn't get a chance to ask her this morning.

I'm really hoping she's finally done, I have a mighty need that's been building for a while.
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>>35058609
Also I feel like there were people with actual questions about what happened and I kind of ghosted the thread. Sorry if you had one and I didn't reply. I'll answer actual questions if you want.
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>>35059415
Did you sleep with your sister again the night that you ate her out? Did she act any different?
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>>35059415
Did she cum? What were her expressions?
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>>35059415
You said she didn't eat you, so did you masturbate your brains out after?
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>>35059439
Yeah we actually did. Because I finished and sat there sort of unsure of what to do. And she had me come up to her and she kissed me on the lips and the cheek and then we laid there until we fell asleep.

>>35059498
She moaned some and leg locked me really hard before I finished. She was like wheezing and told me to stop. I couldn't really see her face other than at first because she ran her fingers through my hair and looked down at me.

>>35059526
I have but it wasn't immediately afterwards
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>>35059668
I've been meaning to ask for a while, but I keep forgetting. Why'd you change your name to morning glory?
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>>35048096
>ywn impale those two degenerates on a pike with your best bud vlad
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>>35059710
I like Lucy, but ever time I see her post and the m and g aren't capitalized in her name I want to throw something
Sorry I'm autistic
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>>35059710
It's a thing that my grandmother was talking to me about after I broke up with Caroline. It's dumb and corny but I really liked it at the time. She was saying that a morning glory's flowers can be hurt but they also grow new flowers to replace them when the morning comes. It's stupid.
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>>35059899
It's not stupid, that's a nice story and it means a lot to you. Thank you for sharing it.
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Does anybody else get awkward around their biological sister? It's the same feeling as getting awkward and nervous around someone you like that isn't a family member. What does this mean?
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>>35059961
Is it possible that you have hidden feelings for your sister, but you don't want to believe it because society says it's wrong?
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>>35059899
It's rather whimsical, but shows a lot of care on her side. I had quotes like that said to me by my grandfather before he died, they'll be in my head for as long as I live.
Did Caroline ever attempt to get back in contact with you? I was curious considering her final words to you
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>>35059955
I feel like people are supposed to have real cool stuff change their life and my thing is just me and my grandmother walking in her garden.

>>35060027
She did but I didn't see any of it because my dad tossed my phone. She came to our house once and my mom said something to her and that was pretty much the last I heard from her.
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>>35060102
>I feel like people are supposed to have real cool stuff change their life and my thing is just me and my grandmother walking in her garden.
That's better than mine, I realized through talking about peoples' problems on 4chan a possible career that I want to spend the rest of my life pursuing.
Grandparents are really good for giving life advice. You should listen to whatever they say, take it to heart, and spend as much time with them as possible while you still can. Try learning some family recipes or secrets that you can teach to you and your sister's kids in the future.
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>>35060102
At leas you still have your grandmother, I'm younger than you and mine are gone so appreciate them when they are living
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oh yushhhhhh~~~~
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Trap gf guy, anything interesting to report?
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Hope everyone's staying safe and having fun tonight
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Where is everyone? It's late enough that they usually post by now
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>>35061906
Laura's chilling with K and his roommates, Pat and Beargguy are probably spending time with their sisters.
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>>35061827
>having fun
Yeah, we're having lots of fun now that Em's off her period.

>staying safe
I mean the thing we did in the shower wasn't particularly safe. It was nice though.

In less lewd news, our sister emailed me a seemingly heartfelt message saying she's thought about what happened, and that she'll respect the choice we've made no matter where it leads us. That was kinda unexpected but nice. Although she told me to "keep the door open for other women", and to let Em consider other men if she so chooses. Why has our sister fallen prey to the cuck meme.
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>>35062311
>"keep the door open for other women"
She and an other woman
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>>35062311
That's good.
Now ask your father for permission to marry his daughter.
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>>35062456
Who's the other woman? This is a potential dealbreaker. I'm kidding.

>>35062537
Literally never.
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>>35062594
fuck I auto corrected She can be your other woman
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Hey, everyone. I'm the person from this past weekend who is in love with her younger brother. I've been meaning to give you folks an update on the situation, but midterms have made it hell to have any free time, so I apologize for that. However, I do have good news.

Since midterms will be over after this week, I asked my brother if I could come down this weekend to hang out with him; he said that he wasn't particularly busy, so he'd be fine if I visited home and spent some time with him. That's the first bit of good news.

The second bit of good news is that my parents are apparently going up camping a couple of hours away this weekend, as they tend to do quite often - both of them are former hippies, and some of that "nature loving" mentality is still with them. As you can see, that means that my brother and I will have the house entirely to ourselves for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

I'm still not sure what my "plan of attack", so to speak, is going to be this weekend, though. Some of you fine folks here have suggested just sort of feeling my brother out, maybe hinting at stuff and seeing how he'll react, or to just straight up confess my feelings to him, and allow him to say yes or no without any pressure on him. Now that I know that my brother and I will be alone in the house together for the entire weekend, though, I feel like that adds a new dynamic with a lot of opportunities to it. I'm not exactly going to jump his bones as soon as I get into the house, or anything, but does anybody have any advice or suggestions on how to utilize the fact that my brother and I will have a lot of privacy this weekend?
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While I would never join in with the incest since I don't have a sister I would like to be involved with I admire you guys for the community you've created. It's seems pretty chill and open to new people. Have a nice night anons.
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>>35062786
Wear moderately revealing clothing and cuddle with him while watching some movies
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>>35062864
Thanks for your kind words, you have a nice night too anon.
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>>35062786
>>35062865
wincest/10
gg no re
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>>35062311
>Although she told me to "keep the door open for other women", and to let Em consider other men if she so chooses.
Tell her that she shouldn't count on that beacuse you intend to be with Em the rest of your life.

>>35062786
Ahh hell yeah, you're back.
Maybe you should be all touchy with him(and see how he reacts), be with him all the time (though I guess you already intend to), lots of cuddles and sleeping together, remind him you love him. And if you think he might like you, maybe confess and/or kiss him
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I'll thank everyone for not making an easy gangbang joke
Anyhow, I actually had fun today, I was wondering what the second roommate would look like since the first one is obviously one of the Viking heroes in For Honor, turns out he's just a normal black guy who got my signature hand flap and odd smile
So K and I were sitting in the couch and Samuel L Jackson and Odin started throwing Swedish fish at K and laughing, and that spiraled into a 4 way food fight which was fun, I haven't really had that kind of fun and it was nice
They called me his girlfriend and he corrected them to friend
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>>35062980
>They called me his girlfriend and he corrected them to friend
good, don't rush into a relationship with him
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>>35062865
>>35062975

I... I know when I first came, I was freaking out about this, and I said a lot of stuff about how I kind of felt ashamed about feeling physical attraction to my brother and wanting to do sexual things with him, but...

I don't really know, to be honest. I feel like this is an opportunity that I just can't pass up. My parents aren't gone for the weekend all that often, and even if they do go away on another weekend, what are the chances it's a weekend where I can go down there, and when he'll be there all the time, too? The Spring Break trip he has planned won't afford us any real privacy, either.

I think I might need to go with this, though. Having watched and read through these threads, and having heard kind and accepting words from other posters in them, I think I feel okay with the sort of emotions I have for my brother. Like I said, I won't force myself on him, but I guess... I guess I'll just do the sort of things you folks are suggesting, wearing revealing clothing, maybe being touchy with him - more than I usually am, anyways.

I'll let you know how it goes this weekend, but until then, is it okay if I keep posting in these threads?
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>>35063310
>is it okay if I keep posting in these threads?
By all means, stick around. I hope it goes well for you.
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>>35062693
Got it, I figured you meant something like that. Also that's very unlikely.

>>35062975
That's more or less what I replied with.

>>35062786
Hello again, I don't have time to give any advice, but I hope something good happens with you and your brother. Kiss him maybe. Ignore that. Or don't, whatever you feel comfortable with.
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>>35063310
Good luck, so are going to confess this weekend?

>is it okay if I keep posting in these threads?
Of course it is, go ahead.
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>>35063440

I don't know if I'm going to "confess", but I'm... I'm going to try to be more forward with my feelings than I have been in the past. I don't know if I have the courage to like, sit him down at a table and tell him how I feel, but I'll try to be more openly physical and flirty with him and see how he takes it, and if he gives room then I'll keep moving in, and see how far I can end up going before he tells me to stop.
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>>35063366
Is there anyone else you or Em feel like you need to reveal your relationship to?

>Although she told me to "keep the door open for other women"
Lord help you if your sister ever finds out about H. Your big sis would probably have all of H's stuff moved into your house before you come home from work if she ever found out that a non-related girl wanted your dick that badly.
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>>35063565
If you two go out in public, like to a store or something, try holding his hand while you're walking
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>>35062980
>I haven't really had that kind of fun and it was nice.
Nice, good for you.
>They called me his girlfriend and he corrected them to friend
How did you feel toward that statement?
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We were watching paint dry all day... I don't know when we'll ever finish this Petitgguy, but it's been fun showing her the process of it all. She's still not too confident to spray paint herself, but she's up for the decal placement.

No updates besides that. Have this dumb little drawing I drew for her a few years back. Proudly displayed on her binder. It's fucking flat
>>35062980
I've never had Swedish fish, but I'll just go ahead and say they're bad. Hope the daycare job is going well for you.
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>>35063724
Swedish fish are terrible, but I'll eat them. It's an acquired taste.
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>>35063687
>How did you feel toward that statement
I don't know, I kinda like him, he's sweet and fun and we get along, and being friendzoned after all of this would be demoralizing
>>35063724
Swedish fish are good, go get some now
And yea the job is going well, I like working with kids
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>>35064064
>inb4 he reveals you're his backup bitch
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>>35063824
With that as a defense, I might as well try it then. Reminds me of my sister shit talking root beer and how disgusting it is that I love the stuff.
>>35064064
Stop putting mustard on your sandwiches and I might.
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>>35064108
Fuck you root beer is the best soda and mustard belongs on sandwiches
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>>35064108
>>35064139
Oh shit I misread that, sorry.
Still, mustard on sandiches is good
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>>35064093
I hope not, it would just be defeating as fuck
>>35064108
You know I usually don't put mustard on things but since you made that comment I've been consciously putting on everything with you on my mind out of spite
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Took a while to get a doctor because appointments don't come very easily in Japan.

We obviously posed as a young couple, but the doctor said after blood tests and a few other things that there is a likely chance she is pregnant, but we should wait until after my sister misses her period to do another test.

I'm not in a good state of mind right now.
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>>35064720
Ask her if she is willing to get an abortion. Having a baby between the two of you right now will severely complicate or ruin both of your lives.
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>>35064720
Wew lad, how did she take the news, does she still want to keep it?
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>>35064804
That's been brought up plenty of times before, she wants to keep it.
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>>35064720
You have to take responsibility just like in my animes
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>tfw no originally lewd imouto
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>>35064804
She has no desire to do that. She thinks it's wrong especially if the child comes from someone she cares about

>>35064825
She was very calm and didn't react at all. She simply told me to calm down and said not to worry.
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>>35065159
Start packing your bags in case she's pregnant.
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>>35065159
Welp, hope you have a healthy baby.
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Whatever happened to this guy? Last I heard he intended to buy a ring and propose to her.
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>>35065203
If you're implying I'm going to leave her, I'm not going to

>>35065302
There are two things we can do here:

1) I quit college and get a job

2) Tell my parents and hope they can still financially support a child until I get out of college to get a better paying job

The second option will most likely get me killed
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>>35065461
>leave her
No, never. I'm saying your parents will probably kill you, so you should move away with her.
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>>35065159
You should have a serious talk about your future plans. Ask her what she intends to do about school and work. Ask if she has thought about what she is going to say to your parents and if she wants to reveal your relationship. Ask how she thinks you two will be able to support a baby.
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>>35065461
>Tell my parents and hope they can still financially support a child until I get out of college to get a better paying job
Actually, this will probably work if it's your sister asking and you don't let them know it's yours.
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>>35063623

He might be okay with something like that, yeah; we've held hands together in the past, but nothing super intimate, just sort of palm-in-palm rather than with intertwined fingers. Even if it's not while we're out, I can try it while we're cuddling together, or something.
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One last bump before bed.
Don't let the bed bugs crawl into your urethra.
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I'll toss a bumpsu in for the evening
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I'll toss one more. What the hell
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>>35065755
CORRECT

originalto
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>>35065461
aaaaaand that's why I pull out

it's still russian roulette though
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A needed bump, come on Aussies.
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>>35065360
i looked for him but i'm 95% sure he never came back.
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>>35062311
>keep the door open for other women
>literally telling you to look for a girlfriend while you already have one
What is wrong with your sister?
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there's too many lucy's on this internet
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Bumping this thread for the day
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>>35065461
How viable would be: Leaving the child in your parents' door so they pick it up without actually knowing that is you and your sister's child?

You can explain the whole situation to them at some point far, far away in the future, everyone's alive, your sister and you could visit them every once in a while to stay near the baby and you get some time to get out of college and pick up a job.

I'm a seriously naive boy, but that's the first idea that came to my mind.
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>>35070724
This isn't a fucking film, m8.
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>>35051913
I remember that. I was against it, not because it was incest, but because she was reliant on him, meaning consent could be coerced. You can't have that kind of power over someone and have consent be given.
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>>35071110
>could
Sure, and if it isn't?
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>>35070837
I know, that's why I specifically mentioned that I'm a pretty naive boy, for thinking that THAT kind of things could actually happen irl.

Realistically speaking though, what is/are the cons to it?
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>>35071220
Impossible to know so long as that power imbalance exists. If she's old enough and financially capable of living on her own, yet accepts your advances, in my opinion, you're in the clear.
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>>35072427
Okay no one's touching their daughters, the guy already said he wasn't going to do it and the other guy hasn't posted
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14 year old daughter guy, how was the driving yesterday?
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>>35072742
Fine but she's still nervous. She'll get it though she's not stupid, retarded maybe but not stupid
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>>35073208
Try to take her driving at least once a week, she'll be a pro racer by 15. How tall is she right now?
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>>35073249
5'5"-5'6" but I think she's done
She'll be fine if she stops yelping evey time a car gets close
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>>35071838
For one, there is the possibility that their parents would choose not to take the child and instead turn the baby over to the state. Even if they did decide to take the baby in, they would have to go through an adoption application, and there is a chance they could be denied. They may also decide to call the police, since just leaving your baby on somebody's door step is illegal. When the police start investigating, Sadman's relationship with his sister could be discovered and he and his sister could possibly be put in jail or be forced to separate. There is also the danger they put their baby in by leaving it unattended.
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>>35073307
14 and already taller than most of the girls in this thread.
How long have you been taking her out to drive? Do you ever do anything to reward her when she does well?
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>>35073387
I take her out often but rarely as a reward I don't want her motivation for doing good to be a reward. If she does good in school or driving I tell her I'm proud and encourage her and such, but I want her to do good in school for the sake of doing good and I think it's worked so far
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I need a quick run down on everybodys sisters.
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>>35073630
>everybodys
That's a lot of sisters.
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You know what I'm gonna instigate: Who did everyone vote for and why? Trips in particular
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>>35073755
I voted for UKIP :^)
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Anal Guy, my tummy hurts. Will you rub it for me?
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>>35073332
Fuck this reality. Oh welp.. it was worth to try.
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I think my sister asked me to be her girlfriend last night. We were laying in her bed watching TV and she kind of rambled about a lot of stuff. She would say something that might have seemed questionable to her and then she tried to fix it and it only made it more of a mess. So eventually she just said that she thinks she wants to spend a lot more time with me and that she thinks we should focus on each other for a while. She tried to play it off as being there for each other as sisters but I could tell. She was even kind of shaking a little after she said that stuff so it was more than just sister stuff. I don't know how things are going to be much different but I'm just really happy she said that she wants to be with me more. Maybe we'll kiss a lot.
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>>35073755
the Trumpenreich will rise.
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>>35048096
Fucking your sister isn't strengthening family bonds it's destroying it through degeneracy and corrupt sexual desires incest is degeneracy and this thread is only making /r9k/ worse.
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>>35074922
Holy shit, this is the best.
Although this completely throws her being straight out of the window you know. I'm so happy for you Lucy.
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>>35054580
Good, my Chad brother bullied me and made my childhood hell and my bitch sister would low key mock me for being a robot.

Ignor these stupid ass threads they are all fake anime bullshit.
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>>35075043
There, there Anon, we can't all have good siblings.
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>>35074922
That's great news, I'm really happy for you. I knew it'd happen eventually. Are you going to start going on dates?
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>>35074922
>Lucy is so good at eating pussy she made her sister gay

Goddamn.
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>>35074922
C-CUTE
and lewd
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>>35075083
I don't know. I'm probably just going to do what she wants because that's what I do anyways.
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>>35075076
8/10 people have shit siblings and if I had good siblings I'd respect them as they do me and not try to have sex with them even if they are normies.
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>>35075133
But Anon, you can't help who you fall in love with.
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>>35075126
You should be able to initiate some things now, why don't you try to get her to touch you during the next lewd session?
It would only take some slight movements / fidgeting at this point.
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>>35075126
Do you think your parents have noticed how close you and your sister are yet? Are you planning on telling them eventually?
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>>35074922
But that's illegal, anon.
I hope your cellmate doesn't prolapse you too often.
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>>35075155
But anon you can control being a fucking degenerate faggot.

DO YOU EVEN HAVE A SIBLING
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>>35075208
>purest love
>degenerate
You can not be any more incorrect. And yes. In fact, I have 2.
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Now's not the time for arguing with trolls and haters, Lucy possibly became a couple with her sister
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>>35075178
If she wants to then I would be really happy to point her in the right direction but if she just wants me to make her feel good then I'm okay with that too.

>>35075192
We've always been really close though. They don't seem to have ever thought that we had more than just being siblings going on. She's been like my guide through my whole life.
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>>35075233
Are you a robot? Siblings are normies and female siblings only fual my misogyny.

And there's nothing "pure" about incest, the only reason they stay with you and keep it secret is because they don't want anyone to know they are degenarates.
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>>35075291
It's not like you choose if you have siblings. But believe what you want, I bet next you'll say that all the cuck and trap shit is the least degenerate stuff you've ever seen.
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>>35075289
How do you think your parents would react if they walked in on you and your sister getting intimate? Have you had any close calls so far?
Also, now your sister would probably be willing to help you shave down there if you wanted her to
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>>35075334
It's all the same degenerate shit in my opinion.

I'll be sure to get rid of the fags when I buy 4chan.
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>>35075400
Why would you wanna buy this place?
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>>35075374
It would probably be a big mess and really weird and confusing. I understand that they take things differently with me and don't really treat me the same way they do my brother and sister because of what my life has been like. So it would be weird because I don't think anyone would know what to do.

We haven't done anything other than the last time so we haven't had a chance for close calls. If she wants to help me then I'm okay with it.
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>>35075474
Well I hope that if they ever find out they'll let you continue doing what makes you both happy and be supportive of you two.
Have you taken your sister out on one of your walks?
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>>35075597
I stopped going on the walks because I got kind of lost one time and it scared me enough to not do it anymore.
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>>35075798
How long were you lost? How did you find your way back?
If your sister has a phone with GPS, then you won't get lost if you stay together. I think it'd be a nice experience to share, but if you don't want to then I'll stop mentioning it.
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>>35075875
I'm not sure how long I was lost exactly. I just looked back and realized that I wandered too far and didn't have any landmarks to help me find my way back. So I just looked for a road and I found it and after a while I was at a gas station and called my dad.
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>>35052998
---- sophistry
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>>35074922
>Maybe we'll kiss a lot.

absolutely adorable.
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>>35075972
That was pretty smart thinking. I probably would have tried backtracking and trying to find something that looked familiar, and possibly ended up even further from home. I'm glad you made it back safely.
Have you thought about any names that you'd like to give you and your sister's kids?
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>>35076069
How do girls impregnate girls?
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>>35076122
With the power of medical advancements. They might only be able to have daughters, though.
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>>35076148
Probably won't be a thing anytime soon, just like the whole inbreeding problem.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-511391/Death-father-British-scientists-discover-turn-womens-bone-marrow-sperm.html
It was posted 9 years ago, but I found it. I was right about only being able to have daughters. Supposedly there's a higher chance of birth defects, plus the fact that they're sisters, but hopefully their kids will be healthy.
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>>35076069
If I had a kid with any girl it would probably be adopted or with a sperm donor. I don't really want to do weird medical stuff if I don't need to. I like Adelaide or Lauren.
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>>35076374
I've never heard the name Adelaide, but after looking it up, I like it. Lauren's a nice name too.
Would you get the sperm from a sperm bank, or would you have a close male friend that you both trust impregnate you/her?
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>>35076505
I think if me and a girl wanted to have a kid together I would be willing to carry. I'm pretty sure I would want to do a sperm bank but if they really wanted it then I would let a guy we know do it. This is all really hypothetical though. I'm not going to think of this stuff like it will actually happen. I don't really want to set my expectations too high.
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>>35048096
>needing a stupid roll thread to go up to your onii-chan and say you love him

PATHETIC
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>>35076588
I believe in you, you're a nice girl and I believe your sister will want to marry you one day.
I think it'd be better for your kids' development if they actually knew who their biological father was, and saw him once in a while.
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>>35076669
Well do you hug your Onii-chan and tell him you love him everday?
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>>35074922
What great news is that to hear, Lucy. I really do hope things work out for the best. And that kiss comment could melt the coldest of hearts.
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>>35076948
Has your sister ever come close to being as adorable as Lucy?
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>>35076993
I don't like comparing people. Especially when it comes to my sister. But I find it funny watching her inspect her models at every angle just to see if she posed them perfectly. Reminds me of me.
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>>35077091
What about you, got any names picked out yet?
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>>35077130
Seems a bit too early to be thinking about that kind of stuff.
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>>35077258
How old are you guys?
>that kind of stuff
What kind of stuff is that?
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>>35077258
It's never too early, she could already be pregnant. Even if the condom didn't break, some of the sperm will still make it through. You'd have to be one unlucky sisterfucker for it to happen the first time, but it's still a possibility.

Name him Brendan and never tell him why
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>>35077361
Brenda if it's a girl, right?
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>>35077329
She's 17 and I'm going to be 21 this April. You know exactly what kind of stuff is that.
>>35077361
Don't say that. I did the trick with the water and the condom someone recommended a while ago to relieve some stress about it.
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>>35077361
>>35077423
Don't call him that, even if it's his son I doubt there will be anyone as dense as him until at least 4017.
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>>35077423
If she is pregnant, which she most likely is, will she be 18 by the time she gives birth?

>>35077472
>scientists create densest substance known to man, name it "Beargguy"
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>>35077530
Yeah, in the highly unlikely chance of that happening, she will be 18.

And I'm not dense
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>>35077623
>And I'm not dense
That's a good one, why didn't you tell us you were so good at jokes?
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>>35077623
>And I'm not dense

Oh Brendan....
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>>35077623
>And I'm not dense
You can't actually believe this.
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>>35077623
But Beargguy the word "dense" has your name written under it in the wordbook.
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>>35078479
I don't think his name is actually Brendan
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>>35078537
Really? Next you'll tell me your name isn't anon, either
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>>35078567
But what if it is?
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>>35078641
Then your middle name is faggot, and you should be ashamed of your existence
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>>35078682
How rude. Why would any big brother be ashamed of his existence?
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>>35078682
>>35078742
No inbreed- fuck, no infighting in the threads.
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page 8 bumpu oreimo desu onii-chan senpai
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Okay, maybe just a little bit. Can you honestly blame me? I'm sure out of all of the boards, /r9k/ would understand. Isn't this the epicenter of awkwardness?

Just makes me want to hug her when I come back from work.
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>>35079828
>maybe just a little bit
You're killing me, man
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>>35079828
Didn't she call you dense or something as well?
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Is lucy the oldest, youngest, or middle child?
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>>35079966
Middle. Older brother, younger sister
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>Wake up
>Raging morning wood
>Em's laying on her back naked, not sure what happened there, pretty sure she had a shirt on at least when she went to sleep
>Maybe I'll just touch her nipples a little
>Maybe I'll just rub her stomach a little
>Maybe I'll just stick it between her thighs a little
>Maybe I'll just cum on her stomach and chest a little
>Oops, didn't mean to do that
>Oops, it's kinda late, gotta get up and get moving
>A very naked and very sticky Emma walked out a couple minutes before I left
>E: What the fuck did you do?
>P: You're cute when you're asleep
>E: Oh my god, you're a fucking rapist :P
>P: Sorry, I won't do it again
>E: It's fine, just wake me up first. Now I gotta shower agaaaain...
>P: I need to leave, love you Em
>E: Give me a huggggg
>P: Nope
>E: :P Kiss me then
>Leaned over and kissed her without touching her too much
>Her mouth tasted weird
>Got outta there and went to work
>tfw H said I smelled weird and asked what I was doing before work, had no good answer, now she probably thinks I'm a chronic masturbater


Anyway, Nier's still pretty good. I think I'm almost done with it. Emma likes Kaine and doesn't believe that she has a dick.
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>>35079941
Something along the line of that, yes.
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>>35080058
You tasted your own cum. Original cum taster
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>>35080058
>Her mouth tasted weird
Did it taste like semen?
Ask H to meet you at your house for sex, then initiate a threesome.

Also Lucy's sister sort of asked to be a couple with her, in case you missed it.
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>>35080140
And still you refuse to admit it?
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>>35080058
Why didn't you just woke her up and/or came inside her?

>Her mouth tasted weird
Did she also 'rape' you?
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>>35080148
That's what I figured, yes. Oh well.

>>35080180
Even if I wanted to do that, I don't think it would go well.

And yeah, I saw that. I hope Lucy and her sister live a long and happy life together and 69 every day.

>>35080224
Honestly I thought she was gonna wake up. Also I did that in lieu of coming inside her, fuck knows I wanted to.
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>>35080196
If I deny it, maybe I'll be cool and finally take the reins.
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>>35080317
Invite H to go swimming somewhere with you and Emma, and take pictures of H's butt. We need to see it.

>>35080458
>maybe I'll be cool and finally take the reins
Jesus christ, I didn't know it was this bad
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>>35080317
>fuck knows I wanted to.
Then just do it and tell her to take a pill after and don't do anything when she says she doesn't want to take it.
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>>35080458
Maybe you should take your penis and put it inside her instead. Don't deny it.
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>>35080458
Eat your sister's ass like a good brother
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>>35080502
Look, in all seriousness, I'll probably never be able to change how I am. I'm just grateful that my sister is patient and willing to work with me to get anywhere more intimate, no matter how much of a log in am.

Doesn't mean I'm not trying, but I end up hitting walls whenever I try to take it further alone. At least this way it's easier to figure what works and what doesn't for us.

Not like sex the most important thing right now since the end of the school year is coming up. Gotta plan.
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>>35080991
So when is anal sex on the table?
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>>35080991
She sounds like a keeper.
Don't ever let her go.
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Since everyone was talking about kids and that's probably my second favorite thing to talk about I got everything I want planned out
First kid
>Boy named Kenny THEY'RE SAYING IT'S KIDS KENNY
Second
>Girl named either Emma or Emily so I can call then Em for short It's funny I had my mind made up on one of those before I ever came to these threads
Third
>Boy named after his father unless he has a really dumb name like Kieth or something
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>>35081493
>THEY'RE SAYING IT'S KIDS KENNY
?
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>>35081521
It's a Black Mirror joke I thought someone would get it
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>>35081493
>having an odd amount of kids
But they they'd have to fight over who gets their sister.
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>>35048096
dddd 32432 424234 2342
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>>35081590
I don't know about my kids lewding each other, seems like it would get all complicated, I wouldn't disown them or yell at them or anything, it just seems complicated
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>>35081718
What's so complicated about 2 people in love?
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>>35081493
What if they're all guys or all girls or 2 girls and a guy?
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>>35080502
I mean there was talk amongst the Emfriend crew about going on a trip to the coast for spring break, but I dunno if that's gonna go through. Also I wouldn't want to bring H anyway, in hindsight I'm glad she couldn't do the cabin trip.

>>35080510
no

>>35081493
Clearly this means that the desire for incest, and the desire to name children Emma are triggered by the same gene. Or something.
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>>35081765
>2 girls and a guy
Then it'd be like Pat, except with 2 sisters instead of 1.
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>>35081759
For starters it's illegal most places, here included, second it's an almost universal taboo, it's impossible to be outward about it socially, and if anyone does find out there's a good chance they won't accept them
>>35081765
Put them in the washing machine, I've got a brick that could use a good cleaning so may as well get it all in one load
I really wouldn't care, I've got a contingency plan and tons of names I could pull out of my ass
>>35081787
Must be, Lucy said something about Lauren which I like more than my own name, I sound like an old lady which is pretty close
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>>35081832
>Laura's son unlocks the threesome route.
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>>35081896
But it's fine because they're his sisters.
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>>35081881
>Miss 'I want to be daddy's lil' cum dump' lectures her children about incest being bad.
Not trying to be rude, sorry in advance.
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>>35081881
>they won't accept them
Ah, yes, good things do no last in this terrible existence of ours.
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>>35081912
Of course it's fine.
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>>35081956
Hey I never said it was realistic
But yea as I was typing I was thinking "wow this is all kinds of ironic, here I am wallowing in the rejection on my incestuous relationship, while I sit here and explain why incest is complicated"
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>>35081143
When we finish our current build maybe.
>>35081190
I plan on never doing that.
>>35081493
Okay, what the hell is wrong with the name Keith?
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>>35081998
It's okay Laura, maybe your children will be luckier in their pursuit of the purest form of love.
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>>35081896
>Implying Laura won't unlock the threesome route herself
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>>35081590
>But they they'd have to fight over who gets their sister.
The sister will gets one and mommy gets the other.

>>35081881
But seriously, after your experience, how would you handle it if you found out one or both of your sons wanted sleep with you? What would you do if your daughter wanted to sleep with your husband? Would you do anything differently than your parents?
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>>35082048
Is your name Keith? I just don't like the way it rolls of the tongue
I'm making a sandwich and putting excessive mustard on it with you on my mind, I literally reaches for the mayo and thought of you
>>35082057
Personally I'd rather they didn't get into it, chances are it'll end the way mine did
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>>35082126
Yeah but you went after your dad, it seems siblings is easy mode compared to that.
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>All this second-gen incest talk
I really hope my theoretical kids don't catch the incest bug, I don't wanna deal with all this stuff. Also why am I being compared to Laura's currently non-existent children, I'm sure she won't wait 14 years between kids for no good reason.
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>>35082089
But then the dad gets cucked.
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>>35082276
>I really hope my theoretical kids don't catch the incest bug
Just have one then, problem solved.

Yeah, I know Em wouldn't leave you off the hook with just one.
Has Em said how many children she wants?
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>>35082276
What do you mean, second gen? There's no way Laura's doing anything with her dad at this point.
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>>35082089
>But seriously, after your experience, how would you handle it if you found out one or both of your sons wanted sleep with you?
I feel like I wouldn't do it, but I'd be less panicky than my dad seemed and talk about it with my husband more but I can't say for certain
>What would you do if your daughter wanted to sleep with your husband?
Depends on how he feels, I'd feel a little more for that but I don't know for sure
>Would you do anything differently than your parents?
Yea my dad seemed a little frantic, and I'm glad my mom didn't try and start some sort of competition
>>35082143
So what's nightmare mode? My straight mother? Who speaking of, I'm gonna go visit so I'll be back in a bit
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>>35082126
No, I'm just defending it. You go ahead and do that to your sandwich. You're only hurting yourself.
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>>35082323
She begrudgingly agreed that one is probably a good idea due to our circumstances, but she wants more. "At least three or four", I think I remember her saying.

>>35082327
I'm sorry for unconsciously assuming Laura's father is the only person who could possibly impregnate her.
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>>35082456
>At least three
>>35081590
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>>35082456
What if she has four at once? 2 boys, 2 girls
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>>35082503
I don't think quadruplets are very common.
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>>35082478
I'm not gonna assume I'll have two sons and a daughter, and that the sons will just happen to want to bone the daughter. That just seems ridiculously unlikely. I'd rather two daughters and a son anyway, for no reason.

>>35082503
Like quads? Then I hope they won't fucking destroy my poor sister's body.
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>>35082624
She'll be fine, and then you can finally live out your unbirthing fantasy
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>>35082456
>Denying your imouto of all the children she wants.
Bad Onii-chan.
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>Headpat Imouto while saying "Peto"
>She burps
Really nice timing.
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>>35082653
What.

>>35082666
Don't worry Satan, if we can find a way to do it safely, she'll get her way.
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>>35082692
Go give her a hug and a kiss on her cheek
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>>35082709
After having Pat call me Satan twice, I almost feel insulted by him calling someone else Satan
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G-guys, OsakaSadman is going to be alright, right?
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>>35082712
She likes saving those for nights before going to sleep. Says she gets comfy dreams that way.
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>>35082748
Yeah, he's gonna be a daddy

>>35082758
You tell her you love her every day, right?
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>>35082748
How many brothers get to have kids with their sisters? He'll be fine. Probably.
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>>35082774
Duh, otherwise dreams get much less comfy for her.
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>>35082746
Step aside, there's a new Satan in town kid.

>>35082748
Of course he's going to be fine, literally living the dream.
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>>35082774
>>35082787
>>35082863
You guys do realize he and his sister are barely into their 20's and haven't finished up college yet and are having a kid?

Let alone a child of incest between a brother and sister would majorly fuck up the kid mentally and financially.

This isn't good at all
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>>35082889
B-but pure love can overcome everything, r-right?
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>>35082889
You're vastly exaggerating their situation. It's not like they were in an absolutely terrible situation before, and his sister is halfway into her 20's. I don't know what he's like, but way worse excuses for parents have been able to raise children.
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Hey spring break girl or whatever you want to be called, are you back at home yet?
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HSG, anything?
>>
Bumping for pregnant sisters.
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>>35082748
Of course he will, if the fucker gets his older sister pregnant and then he lets everything go to shit, I won't forgive him. I'm not projecting at all.

Also my very not-pregnant not-big sister is not-not home now and wants to wax her crotch again, oh boy.
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>>35083914
Help her this time.
And fix her not-pregnantness
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>>35083914
Cum inside her to commemorate her waxing or at least her ass.
>>
its prime posting time.

almost half an hour before last post...
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Well since no one's here probably off doing lewd things while I sit here with and entire 2 liter of Dr. Pepper in my underwear alone in my room I'll just give a boring update
I went to my mom's and she apologized again but said "I was tired and you woke me up" and that u had to give her credit for being creative. Otherwise we had a nice dinner and I told her about K, she seemed glad but I told her it wasn't anything yet
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>>35085111
I'll join you in your room if you share the Dr Pepper
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>>35085140
No fuck off it's mine
sorry to be rude but I don't drink soda often
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>>35085165
Listen here you little shit, I'm drinking some of that soda and you can't stop me because I'm bigger than you
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>>35085111
>while I sit here with and entire 2 liter of Dr. Pepper in my underwear alone in my room
But why?

>Otherwise we had a nice dinner and I told her about K.
This must have made her happy.
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>>35085224
Excuse me I have a door to the building, a door to the apartment, and a dad, swing punk
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>>35085234
>But why?
Because I'm allowed to be this pathetic if I want to
>This must have made her happy.
I guess, she probably knows my feelings haven't changed though
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>>35085393
Did she try to convice you to pursue a relationship with K?
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>>35085621
She say the way I was talking about him it seemed he'd be good for me
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>>35085693
She would probably try to push you onto any guy as long as it wasn't her man. Keep going after your father, you can make her the Cuck Girl.
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>>35085818
Yea I'm not gonna do that, and I still doubt she looks at me and has the slightest concern about my father
>>
Looks like we need a bump
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>>35065461
Mr. Osaka, where are you, it's 50/50 time

Either you will find out you're a father in the coming weeks,
or, the entire thing will blow over and you can go back to slamming your sister
with protection this time, hopefully
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>>35085111
I dunno how "lewd" watching my sister rip the hair off her vagina is.

She wouldn't let me help her again, because someone's gonna ask. I don't think she's in as much pain as last time, but she still has ice on her crotch and doesn't particularly want to fuck tonight.
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>>35086953
Better call up H
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>>35086953
soooo, you can
nibble her butthole
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>>35086953
>not kissing it better

shame on you pat
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>>35086976
I don't think H will be able to make my sister feel better.

>>35087006
I suppose I could.
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>>35087067
Emma's got a cuck fetish, so fuck H in front of her.
Or on top of her.
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>>35087044
She would've kicked me, no thanks.

>>35087111
I really don't think she does.
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>>35087202
>I really don't think she does.
Then ask her about it
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>>35086898
When did he say his sister's period was again?
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>>35087298
In about nine months
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>>35087309
Hahaha fucking incredibly rude
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>>35087309
Fucking originally epic.
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You fags better keep this bumped, I'm going to bed.
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Everyone that sees this post will get their happily ever after
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>>35089048
Will seeing this post make me forget the knowledge Emma decided to torture me with a little while ago?

tl;dr our big sister waxes her entire body once a month, and they've considered trying for another baby.

Also no buttstuff tonight, Em's not in the mood with her sore vagina. Oh well.
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>>35089199
Do that thing where sisters get pregnant at the same time and induce labor on the same day
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>>35089230
I doubt our sister will wanna wait 5-10 years to put out another one, she's getting kinda up there as it is.
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>>35089282
Then do it by the end of the year
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>>35089319
What I was insinuating with my hilarious joke is that I have no intention to knock up Emma within the time-frame that our sister would likely get knocked up herself, assuming it happens at all. Although them being pregnant together is a weirdly appealing idea, why the fuck is that.
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>>35089423
You know exactly why the fuck both of your sisters being pregnant at the same time is an appealing thought, and you know you want it, so make it happen
>>
Period didn't come
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>>35089466
Give it a few days, don't panic yet
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>>35089466

aww geez, that complicates things. But is it to early yet?
>>
Sister also has been sick for few days. Worried.

Skipped school.
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>>35089457
It's not like they'd sit around all day happy as fuck and rubbing eachother's stomachs or some shit, if anything our sister would probably strangle me and the stress might make her miscarry or something. I don't want this ending.

>>35089466
Stick with your big sister and love her in ways I never could.
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>>35089489
>>35089466
>Sadman's responses getting shorter
>Situation getting worse

I hope she didn't catch the Japanese cold
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>>35089540
Obviously you and your sisters would get naked, oil yourselves up, and roll around with each other in an inflatable kiddie pool.
Think about how happy that would make you.
And then make it happen.
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>>35089540
Why don't you have Emma ask your sister how she feels about being pregnant at the same time?
She could help Emma through her first time.
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>>35089640
Emma already wants her help, it's probably the biggest reason why we didn't wanna hide this from her forever. I feel like her being pregnant as well would make it harder to help Emma. I'll ask her anyway though, once she's not asleep.

>>35089612
Hold on, have you been insinuating this whole time that I knock up our big sister as well? That's super not happening man, multiple people would fight over who gets to kill me if I pulled that stunt.
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>>35089710
>multiple people would fight over who gets to kill me if I pulled that stunt
And your legend would live on for many centuries to come.
Why not add H to the mix as well? I'm sure she'd be willing.
>>
So, (possibly) two people impregnated their sisters since these threads started, or am I missing someone?

Also, it took me two fucking months to catch up to these threads

It was worth it.
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>>35089850
Remember kids, safety first.
Unless you like to gamble.
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>>35089850
>>35089895
There's still about an 80% chance that Beargguy got his sister pregnant.
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>>35089946
Jesus, what the hell have I missed?
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>>35090059
Mating season.

Originality is important, you stupid fucks!
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>>35090059
Did you accidentally impregnate your sister too?
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>>35090086
Well here's hoping Beargguy didn't knock up his sister.

>>35090088
Na, I've just been busy, though I gamble far more than I'd like to admit.

Nothing much to report on my end anyways. L's been doing most of the cooking, and just being all around nicer and more affectionate lately, which leads me to believe that she's buttering me up for something.
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>>35090215
>Well here's hoping Beargguy didn't knock up his sister.
Why would you say something like that
>>
So, are there any good shows you guys watch with your sisters/family?

I've been watching Always Sunny in Philadelphia with mine, Dennis is a God
>>
Wow that is actually the gayest post I've seen on this board including traps, great job op you immense faggot
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>>35090290
Thanks. I can't take full credit for it though, I only modified it a bit.
>>
Are these the only r9k threads that consistently hit bump limit? I feel like they are.
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>>35090229
It'll be better once he can support both of them financially.

>>35090277
X-file. I watch is with L all the time. We try to make a point of alternating who picks what we watch though.
>>
new to this thread

what is this autism?
>>
I'm really disappointed with the turn that Jojo took in part 3. I feel like they moght as well had made a completely new and separate series. Parts 1 & 2 had the same classic feel that legendary anime's like Cowboy Bebop and NGE had. Part 3 takes a turn similar to those of animes made for younger audiences like YuGiOh and Pokemon. It appears I will have to something new to watch so my sister cuddles with me.

Anyways, now that my rant is over.

Things are going well, the small modeling thing went great and she had a good time. She's happy to be back in school and my boss seems to not have any concerns about me missing a lot of work so early in my time there.
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>>35090519
>I'm really disappointed
Shit man you had my heart racing for a second there, don't start your posts out like that

I'm going to sleep, whoever makes the next thread, include the roll portion
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>>35090482
I like X-Files, too, maybe i'll show her some episodes, but I'm sure she'll get scared or something.

>>35090519
A lot of people dislike the change to Stands at the start, and the fact that it basically becomes villain of the week. Part 3's first half is honestly pretty weak, but it gets way better in its second half.

Stand abilities get pretty damn creative, especially in the next parts. I'd tell you to give it a try, but still, David fucked up big time by making Stardust Crusaders 48 episodes long
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>>35090602
Sure they might get creative but I feel like I'm just watching a different show with the same name. One that I'm not really intrigued by.
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>>35090638
Just out of curiosity, how far are you into part 3?
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We were going out to get dinner. My sister almost collapsed while walking. Got dizzy.

She threw up more when we got home.

Going to buy a pregnancy test from a store. Don't know why I didn't do it before. Maybe because I'm scared. I don't know if 2 weeks is long enough if test will work.
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>>35090901
Most of them say "6 days before the missed period" so if she's in that time frame it should tell you if she's pregnant or not
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>>35048096
Have imouto, here we roll.
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>>35091002
Good luck with your love confession
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>>35091002
>I'm in love with you
I feel like she'll either take me 100% seriously or know I'm bullshitting.
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>>35091019
Aaand sent. Now we wait.
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>>35091034
you better tell us what she replies verbatim!!!
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>>35091034
How will you respond if she feels the same way about you?
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>>35091114
>>35091114
>How will you respond if she feels the same way about you?

good question.
so how will you?>>35091034
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>>35091109
>>35091114
I'm from Finland so I'll translate what she said.
>What?
>I know what you mean!
>Come chat with me.
>Why are you like this?
I'm debating whether to go give her a hug and kiss now or not kek
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>>35091228
KEK I walked into her room and as expected she didn't believe me even after I patted her head while hugging her and then kissed her on the cheek. She wanted me to talk with her because she had to show me a kpop video.

Imouto is too smart for her own good, but I feel kind of warm and fuzzy because she said "I love you" when I walked out of her room.
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>>35091228
>>35091228
>>I know what you mean!
>>Come chat with me.

is this an opening?

fuck rolling send her OPs #1 and 7 in that order.
this could be it!
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>>35091257
do you actually love her?
in a more than family like way?
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>>35091265
See >>35091257

I don't want to fuck my sister. Maybe fuck her over sometimes, but I'm not too cruel. I made her cry once after pranking her by pulling her skirt down in front of her crush (and her panties went with it) and have vowed to never reach that level of douchiness again.
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heads up 9 more posts till new thread and im turning in for tonight.

whoever makes it include the roll and maybe add an option for quints...
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How to fix things with my imouto so I can fug her?
I have slowly drifted away and now my only interaction with her is when I tease her for not being able to pronounce R.
I want to go back to how we used to be, watching movies under the same blanket and she falls asleep wrapped around me. I don't even see her for more than 10 minutes a day at this point
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>>35091285
>pulling her skirt down in front of her crush

that sounds like jealousy.
just admit you are in love with her rather than love her.

apologise again for waht you did and text her that you really love her.
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>>35091277
No. I love her in a completely platonic, familial way. We're very close (as in go to the sauna together, nudity be damned, or sharing an ice cream, or when I fucked up my right arm and my left wrist, she helped me bathe) but neither of us is into incest.

>>35091303
Just tell her you're--wait you want to fuck her?

Kill yourself.
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>>35091316
Ew, no. I did hate her crush but I just wanted to be a cunt at the time. It worked, because he laughed at her when I did it and told her to "deforest herself". I apologized when I couldn't stand hearing her cry through the walls anymore that night.

Also, I have a girlfriend already. (Yes, an actual girlfriend.) We fuck like rabbits.
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>>35091303

start treating her like a crush.
ask about her day
flirt with her.
get her small gifts
comfort her
make comments about her body
compliment her appearance.

eventually she will seek you out for your opinion and in time for your company.
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>>35091285
>pulling her skirt down
>>35091257
>she didn't believe me
>>35091002
>Have imouto, here we roll.
>>35091319
>go to the sauna together, nudity be damned,
>>35091319
>sharing an ice cream
>>35091319
>neither of us is into incest.


sounds like YOU are into incest...
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>>35091319

he actually wants his sister rather than pretending he doesn't like you.
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no one reply here!

im making new thread!!

i link in a second.
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>>35091369
Says the one projecting. Time to chill. She does the same shit with her female friends, and I do some of the same shit with my male friends.

Why are Americans/former British colonies so weirded out by this? I knew a guy who was completely dumbfounded by how I went to get a drink of soda from the kitchen and had asked my sister to follow me so we could talk about birthday surprise plans for a mutual friend, and he stared at me like I was an alien when I casually grabbed a glass, poured half of the soda into it, and gave it to my sister for her to drink. He said it was weird. How the fuck is that weird? Is it because I didn't ask her if she was thirsty? He said I did it without thinking and yeah I guess, but that's normal to take care of others in simple ways like that, is it not?
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>>35091421
>poured half of the soda into it, and gave it to my sister for her to drink.
>I did it without thinking and yeah I guess, but that's normal to take care of others in simple ways like that, is it not?

bro you are in love.

also im not amerifat.

also!

NEW THREAD!!!!!
>>35091476
>>35091476
>>35091476
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>>35091421
Relax, anon, some posters here like to joke about encouraging others to fuck their sisters

Some of them aren't actually joking
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>>35091540
the fuck is a joke?

this is 100% serious business here.
that guy should be making love to his sister and felling a type of love only the chosen few can experience.

also

lets move it over to the new thread
>>35091476
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