Vocaroo Thread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oz4NkeKBdN

>>35044119
Where did you get this audio from, op?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qXWpJEdV8l

>>35044119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17KzQy7HWAW

>>35044150
what are you talking about, that's me silly XD


who am i shitting though, i just googled girl talking about memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajX6CGDMvB8

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VcVk1byfuv

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IRcBjz4Hhz

>>35044235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s047eAhLI73M

>>35044287
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cn5yRhuS2s

>>35044362
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NYkEmBs11n ?

>>35044382
i'll be your friend. i can't record though

>>35044525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LSrZ7D8T2K !

>>35044382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sOysuPNb34
I'm sorry, but I'm too much of a sperglord to make a normal recording.

>>35044617
kinda bland i guess. somewhat deep

>>35044699
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iSlV8WXWkI a-ok

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n33BR4CSZE

>>35044750
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fzsKbHW0Ht i always feel monotone on these threads because they make me self conscious when in reality the voice is my favorite part of a person and i love to hear them all

>>35044817
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EUmE9xmDrc

>>35044867
I can't tell if your voice sounds familiar or if lots of girls just have a similar voice

>>35044945
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z7aUZ9hLap probably the latter

i sing for you, beautiful robots
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1seUrfuxhSe

>>35045043
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1seUrfuxhSe
you're really soothing, how old are you. i know that's rude to ask, but i can't place your age.

>>35044867
Fucking go to the next line after pasting in a link you newfag

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uoEpREthSI

helllllllllllo anons

vordhosbn

>>35044867
idk i've only heard my voice recorded a couple times and it always sounded pretty bland. does your voice sound a lot different to you then when its recorded?

>>35045132
yeah it does.

>It's because when you speak you hear your own voice in two different ways[...] The first is through vibrating sound waves hitting your ear drum, the way other people hear your voice. The second way is through vibrations inside your skull set off by your vocal chords.

t. google

i dont feel like recording anymore but you are being nice so i thought id say goodbye.

>>35044177
making that voice makes you a fag, faggot

>>35045087
thirty original one
holy fuck i keep trying

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gTHnS5rk6K

>>35045087
i made the sappy granny thread if you want to come cheer me up :D <3

>>35044484

>>35045395
>>35044382
post feet

originally of course, a very original original comment

wish I had a guitar for this, and knew how to pay one

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gTHnS5rk6K

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EzOXqQuCsO

>>35045427
anytime i try to post them i get "upload failed" my skateboard no socks feet are too gross i guess

>>35045511
rip headphones
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XxOQuKYs68

>>35045535
hehe

i didn't get a single word but you put a smile on my face

wait i lied.. "but only one.. of you" i heard that

>>35045535
what in god damn shitting fucking shitfucking shit fucking the fuck did you say? ?

>>35045467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ppLNvoXUHI

>>35045535
You sound somewhat similar to chris-chan

>>35045617
is this niggershit

>>35045564
>>35045608
>>35045636

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xo7rgvEsb6

>>35045688
ye nux? ?

>>35044119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zUsk3ehrSB

>>35044119
>>35044119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X63dokvBzq

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19oxiO7aW6A

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18Vf1t6aUuB

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vm9lhzeDOQ

FOR THE DAAAAAAY

WE SEE NEW LIGHT

>>35045670
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kYO0SKpDf9

>>35045427
i actually took a nice pic of my gross feet for you but apparantly i can't post pictures on 4chan anymore

i got upload failed on two private browsers

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tMmAd1sdSn

>>35045735
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kYO0SKpDf9
damn. sorry.
you really do sound like him though.
i wanted to know how the whole trap thing was going.

nice voice.

>>35044119
there's so much to unpack in this image, including the "POPULAR ON THE INTERNET" dog

>vocaroo won't take my 23 minute reading of the first chapter of the dark knight rises novelization

This website sucks dick

>>35045767
Who is niggershit and why did he steal my voice

>>35044119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YDXsCJmP69

>>35045747
>>35045511
damn it how about imgur

>>35044119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rXxbe2PTvh

>>35046481
how about this site stops being a full blown piece of garbage?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zwalvp8UD0

>>35046871
that would be impossible

original comment that is not spam

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18R7ETzuMhI

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Kob1UUqZi9

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mCL7ipzfSj

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0riccteBWI9

My sister makes fun of me for changing my voice in different situations but I dont notice that I do it. So im not really sure if this is my "true" voice.

>tfw too autistic to participate in these threads if people don't post scripts to read

>>35047505
Just copy what I said here
>>35047504

"It's 3 am and i'm recording my voice to send to strangers on the internet. This is what my life has become."

>>35044119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02sM7auk83h

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IYoxSqMRSt

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pvVoviQfwc

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mApfzLIQiU

>>35047541
>>35047557
>>35047573
What is this even from?

>>35045386
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17wlqERSMRE

why did everyone stop posting?

mama mia

are all these threads this cancer

>>35047893
afrimative

>>35047586
I'm pretty sure it's gloomysheep (male)
>tfw you'll never get commissions from deranged autists online for speaking into a mic

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05JS2p3ibiF

kill me desu

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J261c4UmqJ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DZPUX8ye7U

>>35048844
10/10 would share a jail cell with

>>35048852
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UQykVcvrXz

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16KU8BE9Ad9

>>35044867

You sound autistic

orig

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1snHOTRTbPu

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>>35044145

top kek and roflmaozozzling

So which of these are erotic or not?

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>>35044119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PC9meWU3pj
Try again

>>35044945
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GoWL7HNwwI

>>35049662
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mnQlVaGfhI

Some women love my voice

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hB0V9M6fny

Who likes British guys with the wrong opinions? :^)

>>35049925

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gfJYCYlyj8

>>35049973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vMT18YbTrH

apologies for getting all emo at the end

>>35050038
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TniNapem4i

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DXXgA3nf3V

>>35050788

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dx4Gck7F8Z

>>35050837
please do not bullly

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U1vJdeC9Pc

>>35050908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qQflF2QvC9

>>35050917
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eEDYwhbBCD

>>35050917
fuckin sexy dude

>>35050939
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jo9ZvnX4LL

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d0r38mLgr5

>>35050939
its okay original original...

>>35050991
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BdhByim6vX

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rmuJBJ2Y3U

I'm so so sorry for this.

>>35051081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07qrd93TmuS

hahhahaaha wtf why do you guys talk so weird

>>35051161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LSLJmeLTEZ

>>35051205
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04bp33S3YWj

>>35051149
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06eKNx5aLHE

Rate my voice / impression and continue the baneposting scene

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19oCXQPKDyu

>>35051252
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DoiHkIsFRW

I'm glad you liked it here's another

>>35051348
that was frickin sexy dude!!!

https://clyp.it/dzav1fc1
can anyone give me cock

>>35051592
why do you do that anon? what do you think about chara's belly?

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>>35051715
Cutting yourself is fun my dude

>>35051753
What do you think about the consensual genocide run?

>>35044119
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/wiredscience/2009/09/affiliative-2.mp3

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s10mU7a9ZYIj

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>>35051764
Consent is for faggots.

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>>35051815
undertale is for faggots

>>35051815
>>35051753
>>35051592
Who is this roastie and why has she hijacked the thread and made it all about (((her)))

>>35051815
Fucking men is for faggots
>>35051867
He does it all the time.

>>35045009
h-hi anon, I just wanted to say your voice is very calming.

I would've made a vocaroo to reply but I'm too nervous and self conscious.

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>>35051856
I don't even like undertale.

>>35051867
Triggered my dude.

>>35051912
Nothing wrong with a good dick

>>35051975
are u really a boy

>>35052001
>Posts anime
>Behaves like a faggot
What do you think, dude?

>>35052018
but how did he get his voice like that? i wanna have a cute girl voice too

>>35052031
He just focused his pure, concentrated, faggot energy and powered up

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>>35052001
nah

>>35052018
You're a faggot.

>>35052031
>>35052047
that was just my normal guy voice, i can do a much better girl voice

>>35052070
please teach me how. Are you on HRT or something? Does that change your voice too? What does your super girly voice sound like?

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sorry for shitty mic

>>35052109
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XIuVyHVc4Z
http://lena.kiev.ua/voice/

>>35052175
>>35052158
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jlE9xoc9es

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>>35052475
Wh-Whoa...

Thanks anon! I hope I can sound like a girl too!

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>>35052475
hi sam its been a long time
https://clyp.it/y3p0uq1w

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>>35044119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VEqGh2Kts0

>>35052593
can u suce my dfick please

>>35052593
>>35052475
Please make fun of my penis size compared to yours.

>>35044119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DrNLZkebsy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OhKTvjuOgf
le vidya quotes

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>>35044119
fembot here, i tried to make an ASMR'ish' clip.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GQqVPQulBy

>>35052513
just practice a lot, thats the main thing. are you on hrt?
>>35052593
it has been a while, hasn't it. how have you been?

>>35052686
no

>>35053113
Be my bf pls anon sir

>>35044119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VmeeXx2dwZ

>>35053113
holy shit, i actually got those tingles from that, could you do another one anon?

>>35053166
No, I'm kind of scared to. I'd really like to look cute, but I've heard a lot of scary things can happen when you take it...

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>>35053113
The beginning was good but at the end you raised your voice a bit too much.

7/10 for effort though.

>>35053220
like what lol?

>>35053166
please yours is probably so much bigger

>>35044191
please, please, please, please

be my gf

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>>35053263
Well that it can make you crazy and wanna kill yourself and stuff, and that you look worse when you get older. I'm scared of getting older enough as it is

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>Was going to post voice
>Hear roasties in thread
Fuck you
Die in a fire

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>>35053297
hrt is like the one thing that made me less crazy and not want to kill myself, best choice ever.
Forget about age, trannies who started young look fine when older.

you do want to be a girl, dont you?

>>35053382
I AM OBON

THE GREAT GRANDSON OF DUDU OSON

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LcohJGz7JM

>>35053396
W-Wel,l I don't know about actually being a girl, I just wanna be cute and stuff is all...

Is 19 too old for it if I decided to do it?

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>>35053404
DUDE

I dont know who you are, i dont know what you want..okaay?

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>>35052669
Yeah sure.

>>35052686
I'm not into that at all, im submissive.

>>35053166
Pretty good, how are you?

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>>35053433
no, do it you dumb faggot

you know you want to be a girl, cis dudes dont think about stuff like this.
I promise you wont regret the decision :3

regardless of girl or not, it will still make you more qt

>>35053199
got you covered ASMR bro.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qsML2VyhoD

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>>35053499
They really don't? I mean, at some point everyone wonders what being the opposite gender would be like right? I-It sort of sounds nice, but I don't know, I like being a boy I guess, I just don't like looking like a really ugly or mannish one. Since I was like 12 I've sort of always wanted to look like a cute anime girl, or like the cute 2D boys that always get posted here and stuff. I don't know how I would ever face my family like that though, they would probably be accepting actually, but I'd feel ashamed. I'm feeling sort of confused...

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>>35053473
im good, finally living as a girl irl, its pretty awesome ngl

>>35053679
not to the degree you do lol

>was going to reply to this thread
>cant figure out what to say

wew lads

>>35054026
post pictures originopl

>>35054026
Geez...were you like this before you started taking it? You really think it could make me happier?

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>>35054026
I know that feel.
I don't think we're in any of the same discords anymore. I've been banned from most

>>35054159
I want to FUCK this poster

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>>35054380
Please do, sounds great.

>>35054465
>>35054026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
Please fuck off

>>35054465
I'm GONNA do it

And I'm GONNA be original about it

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>>35054570
Try and stop me.

>>35054664
I await patiently.

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>>35054079
not here
>>35054096
it could, you know the answer

>>35054159
i think we still share a few

>>35054570
no, you fuck off

>>35054789
>Posts in a vocaroo thread
>Completely derails it and makes it about them
Trapfags... every time

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https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3#_=_

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>>35054813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xEu9A8soU8

then post vocaroos fag

idk http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DvTFnJYzID

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>>35055110
https://clyp.it/1egvb0gh

i am not sharing my voice over this webside because hackers annonimoustuoweuw will hack me

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fHNQVThOzf

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>>35055278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BfmmPyIDs8

>>35055417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fl7ObNBVYn

>>35055327
worst case scenario i put it in a youtube video

>>35051777
checked and respect

>>35055759
https://clyp.it/gbtufciq

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wzyMYPk2rg

I like messing in audacity more than talking http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R0saaE5zhd

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>>35056104
https://clyp.it/dkpgssbs

>>35047893
>>35021733 was pretty good while it was up

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>>35056173
https://clyp.it/xlw0jygj

>>35053499
This kind of thing is why the trans population will go up by a factor of five. Modern society sucks cock, it's so disintegrated.

>>35056207
Well then maybe my standards of what post-puberty humans sound like is skewed

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G2zawzvvfm

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>>35056269
https://clyp.it/nhkkuku3

>>35056319
https://clyp.it/nm4hgg2o

>>35056181
can you be my gf please? i want a commie gf...

>>35056207


Chara you actually live in russia?

>>35056432


she has a dick for realz

>>35056493
i dont care.. i just want someone to talk to ;_;

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HtBnyhkmb9

>>35056493
fuck chara anyways.
maybe the worst tripfag on all of r9k

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>>35056432
What are you like?

>>35056467
I'm from Novosibirsk

>>35056493
I actually have a vagina my dude.

>>35057271
Really, i'm the worst?

>>35058181
>Really, i'm the worst?

Nah you are at least in the top 3

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>>35058181
bro it's like 6:30 in novosibirsk and you post a picture from a completely dark room. this doesnt add up tovarish

>>35058299
What makes me so bad that i make a top 3?

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>>35058350
That's the conclusion you came up with.
Not the fact that it's not a fresh picture.
Or the fact i don't have windows
lol

>>35058354
>shitposting is annoying
>tripfagging is annoying
>telling people on the internet that you are a girl for attention is annoying
>making up storys is annoying

And also, your drawing skills are 4/10 at best

>>35058386
not that anon but you forgot your complete lack of accent while speaking english. hell, you don't even pronounce a hard "r". It's simply not possible. You are not russian by any stretch.

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>>35058403
You don't like my drawings?

>>35058427
Not what we were even talking about.
Although some-what correct.

>>35058509
>You don't like my drawings?
They are slightly beneath average.
So I don't mind them, I just wanted to tell you.

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>>35058528
doesn't bother me, i only do it for fun.

>>35058572
honestly I'd fuck you.

>>35058572
That wasnt the point.
Just remember that we all hate and judge you.

Except this is all a HUGE bait bubble and you are actually some 15 yo shitposting in here from school.
In that case, you are awesome

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>>35058688
You don't even know me my dude.

>>35058700
It's a M y s t e r y

>>35058749
I'd fuck an old pillow if it's somewhat warm. can you say nasdarov rodina pls?

>>35058854
o-oh.
sure when i get home