>try to jack off in shower
>late at night so family hopefully won't hear
>try it
>can't cum for shit
>go into maximum overdrive
>end up shaking the shower and door frame making way too much fucking noise
>i can't hear it but everyone else can
>they bang on the door and scream at me about if there was a window open
>i lie and say yes
>they go back to bed
Am I doing something wrong?
>taking a bath 1 day
>decide to fap
>kind of a pain in the ass but finished and felt pretty good
>little while later
>mom: anon, what was all that splashing
Am I not supposed to go into flexed crab stance?
Am I supposed to put only my dick under the showerhead?
For any robots who jack it in the shower please give me feedback.