how do i pick up a big booty bitch r9k? >28, live with parents

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Probably suicide faggot

okay step one

>get yer phone and put this on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJVJGPNitQo

>step 2 go to da club

>3 buy and take a viagra pill

>4 put on the song i posted in that link

>5 fat big boot bitches in said club on the dance floor till you cum or get kicked out

profit?

>>35043794
oh and i forgot wear strechy grey sweatpants to the big booty bitches know yu mean bizness in making ass babies ;)

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ur fucked m8

girls with big butts like chads, and even more so they like tyrones

think about who they're trying to attract when they get big fat lard asses like u like

>>35043899
if he does what i told him in the 5 step checklist above yer post he will be swimming in asscheeks and farts

say it with me guys

BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG BOOTY BITCHES

LITTLE BITCHES GIT OUT

I WANNA CUM IN BIG BOOTY BITCHES ASSES

OH HOO

>>35043579
You're going to have to seek out a butterface. I'm sure there's plent of women with nice butts but ugly faces. There was an ugly, slow, and quite possibly autistic girl at my hs with an amazing ass.

>>35044004
This is likely your best bet. Then if you can get a high enough income you can fix your butterface waifu

> Fix crooked snaggleteeth her poor parents never bothered to
> Get her contacts or Lasik
> Get her to clean her vag at least weekly
> Get clothes that fit her properly
> As soon as she does this, she will jump to Chad

Good luck mate.