school autism thread

one time i pushed a girl for losing at bingo

>>35042491
that's it? you pushed her? no rape? no awkwardness? bad story

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>>35042404
>freshman
>lunch
>kid in his boxers running around
>coaches security and rando teachers in pursuit
>claims hes on shrooms
>runs to back parking lot
>stand off on truck bed
>"ANY CLOSER AND THE BOXERS COME OFF"
>everyone perplexed
>wrasslin coach sneaks behind him
>quick times adjacent truck and gets on one shrooms kid is on
>grabs him
>batista bombs him off
>dog pile
>autistic shrieks as crowd cheers
>vp losing his shit
>gives out detentions to anyone he sees

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>>35042404
>be me 14
>super in love with girl at school
>say she is pretty
>she asks what specifically is about her is pretty
>panic.flac
>throat noises
>imply I want to cum on her
>blank stare
>never talks to me ever again

went to the same highschool

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>be me
>waiting for class to start in library
>be comfy on solo sofa
>weird kid comes in 6ft, black chubby
>sets his stuff down in a chair
>not on table
>friend comes in moves his stuff
>so he can join in on conversation and be comfy
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>goes ballistic
>tries to smash friends laptop
>cant
>throws all the chairs
>try to calm him down
>cant
>is flipping tables now
>go and find one his only friend
>robot teacher helps him out
>he calms down
>mfw

>>35042813
Was the kid named roman?

>>35042813
Got more stories if interested

>>35042404
>be me 13
>jacking off in a bathroom in an obscure corner of the school at lunch time
>school wings are separated by grade so I don't know any kids who use this bathroom
>decide to pull prank sometime when somebody comes in while im in there
>the time comes when what sounds like two nogs come in
>have my jizz in my hand and say "you my good goop, nigger?"

shall I continue

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>>35043044
YEESS PLEASE!!.!

>>35043044
Please.
fucking original

>>35042910
i'm very interested

>>35043132
>be on a trip at Costa Rica
>getting off bus
>very slowly
>Malik impatient
>oh shit.jpg
>shoves qt out of the way
>falls face first no time to react
>bloody nose
>pushes granny out of the way
>somehow unhurt
>"stupid bitch should've gotten out my way"
>he didn't get punishment of any kind
>no one says anything
>teachers and chaperones don't give a fuck
>this is high-school wtf