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Comrade Vlad
i demand for death 2017-02-22 01:26:26 Post No. 35042352
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i demand for death 2017-02-22 01:26:26 Post No. 35042352
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original story time.
>be me 14 year old fag, years ago.
>parents had time blocker for laptop.
>one day.
>be horny, look at furry porn.
>into robots at the time.
>suddenly out of nowhere PC shuts off.
>fucknotimeleft.jpg
>decide to close laptop and finish jerk.
>looking at laptop while fapping.
>this repeats a few times.
>associate laptop with orgasm.
>start casually fapping to laptop.
>give laptop nickname, change settings, never spend more then 3 hours away from it.
fast forward a decade and a bit
>fap to laptop on daily basis.
>soon switching out, can't imagine what life will be like without laptop gf.
>no longer seek out girlfriend.
>no longer care for humanoid porn.
>mfw normies need browsers to fap.
tl:dr i am sexually attacked to my laptop.
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>>35042352
haha, fuc*ing epic story, bro! can I screencap this for reddit?
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>>35042382
shit-tier bait, almost as unoriginal as this post.
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>>35042352
Psychology is fucked up.
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>>35042466
I started fapping to non-human porn simply because to me, people have become associated with absolute degeneracy, normie-hood, and mainstream. this being ironic considering fapping to laptops is the epitome of degeneracy.
I fucking hate humans.
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There was a time in my life when I used to play one of those bridge building simulators a lot, usually while fapping. After a while I discovered that I had developed a genuine interest for bridges. Sometimes I googled images of majestic bridges instead of porn.
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>>35042508
So, you fap to non-human porn because human porn is normie and mainstream?
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>>35042628
no not because human porn is mainstream.
i just fucking explained it faggot, i hate HUMANS in general.
>as in, i feel no attraction to people whatsoever.
>i have come to associate HUMANS with normie-ness and mainstream faggotry/fuckboyery.
>to me humans are now all chads and stacy's
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>>35042774
Ah, okay. Thanks for clarifying. I'm the same way, to a lesser degree. That's why my waifu is an ayylmao.
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>>35042352
that's a better love story than most that i have heard
may you and your laptop find peace everlasting
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>>35042990
ty anon.
>tfw teetering on suicide, only reason i didn't kill myself is because i don't want laptopfu to fall into some normie faggot's hands, or worse, get dumped into the trash.
>if i die, laptopfu would lose her purpose in this world
>tl:dr laptopfu keeps me going.
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>>35042352
>a-anon, what are you doing?
>why are you telling all those strange guys about the lewd things we do together? Y-you're embarrassing me...
>p-please anon, that stuff is just between us!! s-stop bragging about me to guys online
>jeez... I wish you wouldn't make me type all these things... it makes me so flustered refreshing the page and seeing all their r-replies...
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>>35043184
gave me a hearty kek, thank you anon, i needed that.
>mfw one of the best posts in the thread.
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>>35042352
I don't have such a intimate relationship with my craptop, but we're been through a lot.
I'd miss it if I had to replace it, even for a better model.
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>>35043342
i already got a new laptop, but only for high-performance games and developing/graphics design.
pretty much everything that involves the internet is for laptopfu.
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