Your girlfriend says your dinner is in the fridge, wagecuck.

>>35041525

>having a girlfriend.

You know where you are don't you?
Dumb frogposter.

>>35041538
I have a girlfriend and come here to have a good laugh at the end of my day.
Your misery is my comedy.

>>35041538
Guess you forgot that /r9k/ is normieville now.

>>35041558
I don;t care about getting a girlfriend due to the divorce statistics, I see divorces happening all throughout my family so I gave up on having a gf. Also I don't really want to have sex due to the fact that if your condom breaks or she lies about being on a form of birth control and then gets pregnant you're going to be fucked. I'm going to just buy an onahole as a relpacement. Maybe one of those customizeable realistic sex dolls since they seem to be getting more and more advanced and come out with features that make the entire doll warn and stuff like that.

warm not warn sry