Sit while peeing

I'm 24 and I've sat down to pee my entire life. Feels good man.

>>35040430
Very nice my man, if only I learned about this sooner

>>35040390
Me too, but only at home.

>>35040390
i sit down when i'm at home or at other people's homes, otherwise i stand. pretty rational if you ask me

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>>35040390
Your the ultimate beta cuck turbo faggot if you sit down to pee.
I would only do that if I was to dizzy to stand up. Even then, I might just pass out or have a seizure instead of sitting down to pee like a turbo faggot. I'm sure you wish you were a girl. Just become a tarp already ya homo

At home yes. In a public restroom fuck no.

>>35040390
>he calls himself patrician
>can't even maintain urinary stream-integrity
I don't even piss when I have to piss and shit at the same time; I just sit and pee all over my wall as I am also shitting. I am the true patrician, OP.

>>35040747
I see you prefer a yellow paintjob on your bathroom floor

>>35040390
I have hypospadius and therefore my aim is fucked, so I usually sit. I can stand if I really try.

Fucking hypospadius, man.

>>35040390

i do after i clean my bathroom and having piss spatter bothers me more than normal

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I sit down because it's quiet and comfy

>>35040390
I've been doing it since I was 12, don't quite see the connection to masculinity. I don't feel like less of a man for doing it.

>>35040887

>pissing down the side of your leg

Hobos must be geniuses, huh?

>>35040390
>>35040430
>>35040644
>>35040647
>>35040760

>Pissing like a girl
You like to suck "femenine" dicks too right?

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>>35040747
Nope I just don't want pic related to happen.

>>35040887
This is great

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>>35040747
>>35041025
>Being this insecure
sad!

>>35041025
No, but I have a feminine penis :)

I do it when I'm at work because I'm 6 feet tall and I can't piss in a urinal without it splashing all over my fucking pants. Then it looks like I pissed myself (which I kind of did lol) and that's why I just sit on a toilet now.

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The rabbit hole goes much deeper than that. The real red pill is not only sitting while pissing, but squatting while shitting.

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I have adopted the piss sitting lifestyle, the only time it is inconvenient is when i have a raging piss boner.
Aside from that, it is the only way to live unless you are truly a pleb

>>35040390
i sit while peeing because
it feels good man