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Stories 2017-02-21 11:18:37 Post No. 35039848
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Stories Anonymous 2017-02-21 11:18:37 Post No. 35039848 [Report]

~~i posted this late last night and people said to repost today in the afternoon for better timing, the first 2 stories mine please feel free to also post your own~~
Could we please get a green text thread going? It can be a story about anything that you can fit into at least one post preferably. Let's get back to what made /r9k/ good. I'll start.

>be me
>5 years ago junior in HS
>go to a hot spring with these 2 grils (Ive known one for a very long time and was invited because they felt bad for me I'm pretty sure)
>at hot spring and the one Im old friends with starts sitting on my lap
>Holyshit man
>start to get a little chub thankfully she's not sitting directly on my croch
>eventually we leave
>drop off that other gril
>she starts driving me to my home
>we pull over and start taking a little bit
I've been drinking a lot that night because I was super nervous FYI
>literally ask if I can finger her (I'm a khv)
>she says sure (slut)
I still have no idea to this day how the fuck she said yes I literally just asked like that
>she pulls down her pants and undies
>can't see shit be cuz it's dark as fuck out and the car is off
>*fingers slip in*
>start to finger bang her
>ask what you do when your fingering cuz I'm autustiv as fuck
>"usually make out"
>lean over and start to kiss I have no idea what the Fuck I'm doing
>make out for like a minute straight
>pull my face back and start fingering her really hard
>she organisms
>I pull out my fingers and then taste them
>"it tastes like fish"
WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT
>drive to my house and never talk about that night again
That was literally my first kiss and time ever being with a gir. I don't talk to her anymore.

Anonymous 2017-02-21 11:20:28 Post No.35039888
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>be me
>7th grade
>before I was a massive robot
>going to see movie at the mall with 2 friends
>walking across the mall to the other side where the theater is
>one of my friends farts on me
>I try to get him back
>jump up and try to fart
>I do..... but it's fucking wet
Oh fuck
>I sharted my pants
>don't know what to do
>first time ever pooing my pants like this
>friends just laughed at me no help
>go to restroom
>pull down my pant and my undies( they were compression shorts)
>undies were holding in all the wet poo
>grab a bunch of paper towels and try to clean up
>get it as good as I can no longer wet but still smell of poo
>legs stained brown now
>shove a bunch of toilet paper into my asshole in case if it happens again
>go and watch 2 hr movie covered in shit

I have a lot of other stories but much longer let me know if I should post more. Also please contribute and bump the thread