Would you date a lactose intolerant girl?

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>Thinly veiled braap thread

As a prank. I'm lactose intolerant. I would switch her milk into normal milk with lactose, lie if something is lactose free and so on. Then she HAS to BRAAAAAAP all the time.

>>35039490
>papajohns
Eww no

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Lactose intolerance is big fat lie concocted by Jewish """"scientists"""" to reduce bone density and sexual potency in Whites

>>35039555
>Then she HAS to BRAAAAAAP all the time.
Implying she won't just get diarrhea and release liquid poo in the bed while she sleeps

>>35039490
Well yes if she (he) had a feminine penis

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>>35039490
yes as I am the same.
Take lactase and don't drink milk you will be fine

>>35039490
Does that mean poops a lot?
If so then hell yea. I hope she lets me watch

>>35039550
br-br-BRAAAAAP
ugh the cheese in this pizza is giving me gas anon

tfw no milk fart gf

>>35039490
most lactose intolerant people take a lactaid pill before eating dairy and then nothing happens so...