why isn't your dick big /r9k/?

>>35039061
my favorite pepe yet

>>35039061
6.5", but for those that the description fits, I'd say genetics

>>35039061
Its around 6 inches bone-pressed. While not a gigantic monster cock its above average.

it is
8 incheroos (it's curved)

>>35039061
What's the general consensus on measuring? Bone pressed or nbp?
>>35039218
Upward curves are best for gspot stimulation.

>>35039268
it's down
oreganoo

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>>35039061
any bigger and would pass out every time I rub one out

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>>35039171
m8 that's below average at best

>>35039268
everyone knows your supposed to measure from the asshole

>>35039114
pepes like these will be shown in art galleries in the future. Praises will be sung for these unknown artists that please the cultural elites.

>>35039061
BECAUSE ITS NOT A FUCKING HORSE!!

Because Im a 5'9 manlet that's fortunately bangimg a small Indian chick that think my dick is massive cause she was a virgin before she meet me.

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>>35039879
>FUCKING HORSE

A Fucking horse

>>35039061
>tfw intelligence don't when you have a big dick

>>35039061
I-is that mara?

>>35039061
Not that I've measured much, but I'm 16.8 (+/- 0.5)cm x 14.5 (+/- 0.2)cm. I'm completely fine with that.

>>35039268
Bone pressed. It's how all the articles I managed to find on this topic measured them.

>>35039281
>it's down
Sup fellow downcurve, 6.5 x 5 dick here

because life is cruel and unfair

>>35039668
Have you been with a girl before?

>>35039061
the fucking image is so big it crashes clover

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I'm content desu
20, never used
Sad short story ;_;

i am 8.25x5.9
and a 5'6 manlet
im also skinny, which maybe exposes more dick vs being fat and having some length covered up

>>35042357
also, im slightly curved up

>>35039061
6.3" length
5.5" girth
am i a big boy?

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>>35039061
16x11 BBC I'm working with.

>>35039061
it is.
hurts real bad knowing ill literally never use it.

>>35039061
7"x6" bonepressed
No intention on using it though since I'm more into degrading women than fucking them

Fuck every single one of you robots with a dick over 6in and are still virgins. I'm 4.5x4.5 here and it has completely destroyed my life.

>>35042357
post pix lad

>>35042694
uno momento
im phimotic and unshaved, hope thats okay anon

>>35042726
thats fine i just wanna see that big piece of meat tbqh

Dunno, I'm a tranny so that might have something to do with it.

I'm quite content with only have 6 " though. Its only about 1" to 2" when soft, so looks really cute in panties.

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>notice pepes actual legs are dangling around the penis

>>35042672
if it makes you feel better I have an ugly sunken chest so my dick size doesn't matter. i look like an HR giger creature but not sexy

>>35042672
If it makes you feel better I have one eye higher than the other. I look like fucking Quasimodo or something.

>>35042763
>tfw could never get past half-mast
>tfw ended up cumming while jerking it trying to get it up
im so sorry anon