>new psychiatrist concluded our first session by childishly

>>35038727
He was testing you to see how autistic you were, a normal man would have laughed and put your hand out for a handshake.

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>>35038727
its the first step in a new direction

and its never too late for you anon

>>35038727
My psychologist wanted me to draw my family and house with crayons. I'm 30.

I've thought about going to one of them but I'm glad I didn't waste my time. You just have to think positive and bee yourself

>>35038760
So I guess I failed the test?

>>35038771
If I'm going to be treated as borderline retarded I'd really rather not live.
>>35038784
Why come? Do you have any cognitive deficits?
>>35038824
I fucking hate going to them but I have to, I need psych meds to not go crazy, but they always want to pile on BS therapy sessions because that's how they stay in business, it's not profitable for them to just dole out medication.

>>35038727
>my pysch is a closet gay man that wants a hug after each session
>he sits next to me on the couch during our sessions

>>35039674
Maybe you can seduce him into giving you a bj

me and my psychiatrist usually spend almost the whole hour talking about shit like computer programs and stuff

>>35039615
>Why come? Do you have any cognitive deficits?
She wanted me to return to a child-like state to open up about my feelings

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Any other robots who end up still being the odd one out in your autistic friend groups?

>>35039863
>too autistic for real life
>not autistic for autismals

>>35039863
I can't stand being the odd one out so I have no friends

>>35038727
Yeah, you're fucking done bro

>>35038727
The fuck man I'm 33 and mine gave me a smiley face sticker for a good session and gave me a coloring page for homework, I hate going to the sessions but I have to for fear of losing NEETbux

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>>35038727
OP you must feel like such a faggot! LOL!

>>35039674
That sucks my current one is a smoking hot chick, when she does relaxation therapy where she reads a page about vivid scenes (its bs) man makes me so fucking hard she always has her tits hanging out too

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>>35039863
Fucking aye. I'm so glad I'm done with high school.

>>35038727
And did you like it? oreginal or something

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>>35038727
my crush does this to me..
D-Does she know?????????
(I'M FREAKING SERIOUS HERE)

>>35040304

she views you as a firend and nothing more, like a baby brother type figure who she keeps around to entertain

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>>35040363
Oh...
I see...
I-I'm ok...
I just..

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>>35039863
>tfw come up with jokes I think are hilarious
>tell them to people
>they kind of just say oh or nothing and are quit

>>35039674

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJXWFZz0Qjo

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>>35040408
ive been there friend, it sucks but best not be ran around like a cat and its toy for some amusement and relationship that is not going anywhere