Tell me a better job than jet fighter pilot

>>35035884
Anti aircraft missileer

>>35035884
That's not a job. That's a career.

jet fighter copilot

tgrwdgthy

>>35035928
Why?

I've heard you have a worse experience when it's not you the one controlling it

>>35035920
More like CHADeer :^D

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>>35035919

Pilot flying SEAD missions trumps it.

>>35036038
>>35035928

Is this a male homosexual allegory?

>>35035884
Therapist.
But that would be too original for you!

>>35036088
Not if you're flying inferior american crap that is easily destroyed by superior Russian technology.

Chef at Wendy's
$8.75 / hr

I have a job at a gay sex shop licking the cum off of the machines in the back. It kicks ass.

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Postie.
>Wake up nice and early for a chilly stroll to the post centre.
>Autistically sort letters into the correct order for a couple of hours.
>Spend the rest of the day on a motorbike.
>Government job so lots of great benefits and time off.
Fuck, I want to be a postie but that's at least a year away because I need money to get a motorbike and get on my Ps.

>>35035884
Sled driver.

Commercial Airline pilot

>>35035884
>Tell me a better job than jet fighter pilot
every job is a bad job

the only good job is the only that allows you to spend your time the way you want to, ie, NEET

>>35036778
you get to ride a bike? that sounds awesome. in america I'm pretty sure you only get to drive in a little white van.

>>35037764
well if I was a NEET I would like to fly. flying isn't really a job though because you're getting paid to do something you'd have to be rich to even afford to do.

>>35037772
Yeah, Australia's postal service for mail and smaller packages in most areas is mainly motorbikes, bicycles and walking postmen.
Parcels are handled by sub-contractors who have the vans.

It's sweet.

>>35037799
>if I was a NEET I would like to fly
Seconded, especially supersonic jets.

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>>35035884

Helicopter pilot.

>>35035884
Are you the same sad person that keeps spamming about jet fighters only because your high school crush wasnt impressed after telling her you became a pilot just for her?

>>35037866
are you aware that flying a supersonic jet is as stressfull as the worst roller coaster you've ever ?

dictator over a oil rich country

Getting my ass shot up over some godforsaken shithole country? No thanks.

If I were to join the military, I'd want to be working with the aliens and their technology. I know those guys have the Grey dudes stored somewhere and I want to be in the know!

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Remember kids, MiG-15 > F-86

>>35037961
Let me guess, it doesn't take much for you to feel alive? And being comfy is your favourite state of being, or rather vegetating.

>>35038122
I've already flown planes (not jets yet) and I sometimes I puked after flying

Yes, I love watching planes flying over me and thinking about being in the sky

But the moments I was inside the plane were both physically and psyhcologically painful

>>35038203
I puked during and/or after 8 out of 10 of the best nights of my life.

Look, if endorphins and adrenalin isn't your thing and you'd rather read a book on your sofa, that's great, but don't assume everyone's like that.

>>35038118

>implying implications

Sabres had a roughly 5.6:1 kill ratio over MiGs

sauce: http://nationalinterest.org/feature/cold-war-battle-the-sky-f-86-saber-vs-mig-15-12909

>>35035884
Jet bomber pilot

why fight against other planes when you can deliver those sweet napalm bombs to some Asian faggot village

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Really? No one has said it yet? Most fighter pilots want to be astronauts. It instantly makes you an uber chad