>enter room >see this what do

>>35034010
I'd start with questions - who are you and what are you doing in my room?

ask mom why the fuck are the windows open

>>35034010
lick her feet

oregano

Put $300 on the table and say hi.

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>>35034010
>drop pants
>walk up and stick my cock n her mouth
>bend her over
>fuck her raw
>creampie her pussy
>brag about it on /r9k/

>>35034094
>paying her without even knowing if she's a prostitute

Are you retarded?

>>35034010
scan the bedroom for hidden cameras after i kick her ass out

>>35034135
>not filming it

No one is gonna believe you anon.

rush her

push her down on her belly

take two handfuls of her buttcheeks from behind

spread

start eating her butt

>>35034010
give assfuck

>>35034010
Remind her that checkout time was 10am and she'll need to clear out, now. I'll give her 5 minutes while I check the next room and if she isn't gone by then, I'll have to call security.

>>35034010
Go to the nearest mirror and take that watermark off my eye

>>35034536
There's no security, it's your house.

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>>35034081
This is a good choice anon.

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Be happy because apparently I now live in a room by myself that doesn't look like shit, with nice light and bed, and a horny skank in it that I'd proceed to fuck in the ass.

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Beat the shit out of her for spreading her stinky, filthy feces covered ass on my pure white newly cleaned bed sheets.

Who the fuck do you think has to pay money to wash this shit?

>>35034243

How else would I even end up in this situation, then..

>>35034010
Punch her in the throat and ask why the website's called suicide girls. Can someone tell me? I've always wondered this

punch her for ruining my freshly made bed

>>35034830

Maybe they see becoming porn models as throwing their lives away?

>>35034808
>>35034853
>>35034830
t. hopeless faggots.

>>35034010
MOOOORE

Give me more pictures of her.

>>35034830
>>35034891
Wrong, it's called "Suicide Girls" obviously because the girls are extremely beautiful and sexual, so the fact that you'll never have one of them makes you desire suicide for the desperation.

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>>35034915
Anon do not fap too much.

>>35034915
Oh sorry, where are my good manners.

Please

>>35034895
>not punching anyone and anything who tries to seduce you when you first enter a room

It's like you want an inter dimensional being to consume your body and soul anon

>>35035016
Why not, life sucks anyway. Why should I care about my soul? Seriously.

>>35035831
Because if what all those weirdos said about souls and the afterlife is true then you'd possibly be missing out on eternal bliss. Or maybe you'd miss out on eternal pain or maybe having a destroyed soul leads to that pain too?
What I'm trying to say is the soul is supposed to go beyond life. But if that being from another part of existence just flat out kills you without any supernatural repercussions then I think I'd go ahead and slam that alien pussy before it kills me. It's a win win situation

>>35035831
i was just thinking the same way dude

>not wanting an inter dimensional fine sexual girl to consume your body and soul

>tfw antidepressants killed my sex drive
Nothing

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Get freaked out and leave, clearly someone set this up to bait me into something.

>>35034010
Pretty sure that's how you get baited into a rape charge.

Post a thread on /r9k/ asking for advice.

>>35034010
shoot myself in the head right there and then
so she can be traumatized for her whole life

she should know better than to prank me

>>35036327
>beautiful girl nude on the bed in front you
>probably the only occasion to loose your tremendous virginity
>shoot yourself in the head

No doubt you're a fucking deluded outcast.

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>>35034010
>Suicide Girl
>no visible tattoos or piercings

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>>35036411
She got little ones, better so.

>>35034945
This is actually a pretty accurate description

>>35034010
>call 555-BLACKED-COM
>"..yes, send your biggest bull, my adress is ..."
>wait for bull to arrive
>start prepping the bull with my tight boipucci
>eat her anal creampie
>star in a new BLACKED movie

>>35036820
dicklet faggot, why don't you fuck her by yourself?