/britfeel/

Wow has it been a year already?

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Discuss? Or fuck off.

>>35033857
Fuck off seems about right for that image

why am i not dead
i want to die in my sleep

>>35033857

Real special lad, I'm gonna put it on the fridge so everyone can see it.

Cumming doesn't feel as good any more

It's all over

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need to cop a pair of these

>>35033857
All you've done is scribbles in paint. Come back with a finished product that we can collectively edit.

>>35033857
Is it just an outline? Maybe it will look better when it's done.

Wish I had something I was really good at and loved and could just use to ignore everyone else

>>35033893
so epicly nerdy

Hello guys. Just one question and I leave.
Does /brit/ talk about rose ?

It's divisible into 96 pixel blocks. Pixel apps output to that size. Getting it?

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i have no friends, no personality and no history
i am a floating void with no apparent means to tether myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

doing a christian groove

Went to Subway today
3.60 for a sandwich, quite small
Didn't know what I wanted and it showed
The first sandwich maker was really nice, he said I looked stressed but jolly
I tried to engage him in conversation but my words were slurred and I couldn't form a sentence, flailed my arms a bit too
He passed me on before I could finish
I asked for tuna and he suggested cheese and toasting too
Next I got onions, peppers and olives instead of jalapenos

Back from work

Had a guy who wouldn't get off the line, had to pass it on to a manager
I probably looked incompetent
I missed both my breaks due to long calls and not turning off my phone

The one great thing from today is that the Charmander plush I ordered arrived, my brother smiled, I think he likes it

My hoodie also arrived, not sure if keep or give to sister

>>35033931
Same, good thing about the call centre is that everyone is too busy to talk

>>35033857
See a doctor lad

>>35033931
Scrutiny disproves this.

Blast from the fucking past there lad
>tfw got up at 1pm and back in bed already to watch shit tv

Also I made a little poll
Who is the best?http://www.strawpoll.me/12388437

Talked to a coworker at the urinals today

He said OK or something just to acknowledge me and I pressed him because I thought he wanted to talk

>>35034007
>Talked to a coworker at the urinals today
don't do this

>>35034007
>Talked to a coworker at the urinals today
Do thiss

>>35033972
i would have said you had a personality and history, but then i suppose i'm seeing you from the outside.

>>35033979
the only thing that isn't a void is a fact, and a fact is a horrible thing.
the implications of "he's spent years in his room on 4chan" are even worse than nothing. i need to artificially spraypaint on some history, wave my hands, and make it all go away. i must come out the other end as a human being.
i need to reinvent myself and then go into the world, but i need to take parts of the world with which to reinvent myself.

who do i want to be? who will the person i want to be want to be? it's not easy.

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stop fucking making these shitty threads

i'm british but these threads are the fucking cancer of r9k

please get the fuck off my board

>>35033923
Dunno, why don't you go ask them?

>>35033972
Why did you repost this? It's about buying a sandwich. It's the most mundane thing ever.

>>35034041
You're scared of the truth.

>>35033893
buy me some too, didn't shave my legs for nothing

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doing a presentation tomorrow, going to be nice towards the Chinese government to hopefully get the cute Chinese grill in the seminar to like me :^) how very autistic of me desu.

>>35034065
Only half is about my anxiety (buying a sarnie)
The other half is my workday in general

>>35034073
the truth needs to be buried. i need to create a new truth.

>>35034105
Fuck off. Be buried under your burial

>>35034120
if i'm going to die, i might as well try my hand at crafting first.

>>35034086
I also cooked up and ate a 1.7kg Gammon Joint today, just on its own hahaha.

>>35034145
Gonna craft you in a minute.

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SAGE

FUCK THESE THREADS STOP MAKING THEM

FUCKING CANCER FAGGOTS

REPORT ON SIGHT

Need to change shit up. Prove me wrong.
You need me badly. Prove me right.

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>>35034190
I sense a bit of hatred coming from you, lad

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>>35034091
I never knew anxiety could be so crippling for some people that accomplishing simple tasks like this is a victory.

Forgive me for being insulting but I have anxiety issues but I don't burst out into tears when my Subway "sandwich artist" asks if my Spicy Italian can have cheese and be toasted...

>>35034190
Do you prefer trap threads or cuck threads to this? What you so peeved about lad

>>35034230
He didn't really ask, he was a bit more forward than that

Youtube's back up lads.

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>>35034190
Dude, shut up. If you don't like us, just filter this thread out and ignore it. Jesus H. W. Bush, man, chillax

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>>35034235
>>35034225
i'm from the steam feels threads and they get deleted but these don't it's not fucking fair

kill yourselves

>>35034091
Yeah but your workday is also as mundane as fuck. You have the most boring job in the world.

>>35034230
>I never knew anxiety could be so crippling for some people that accomplishing simple tasks like this is a victory.

That's only the half of it. When you're living with people who know how to take advantage of it at some level, they'll use it ruthlessly.

Considering going to ASDA and getting a Lucozade bottle

>>35034280
It is fair.

You are trying to take traffic off the site and send it to steam. Totally different thing to us having a discussion on here.

Got 8k in the bank. Thinking about just saying fuck it and making the best gaming pc possible

>>35034280
That's because steam is for fucking normal fags lad

>>35034312
Waste. Get a life.

Any NEETs here living alone?

How much housing bennies do you get a month?

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>>35034264
It's still your choice, man. Even if the man is forcing you do things you don't want to do, you have a choice. Just say no.

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all feeling today and what have you been up to?

I hope you've all had great days and have had fun doing whatever you chose to do!

How's everyone's new years resolutions going?

Is security anon around?

>>35031178
Did you season them with anything or did you have them vanilla?
chicky is good in anything desu

40 mins at 200 would have done it for sure so you shouldn't have to worry, i'm interested about your immunity to food poisoning though.

You feeling any better too by any chance?

>>35033857
Your template looks ambitious, anon! I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Will you be making the .psd available once you finish?
Getting excited at the prospect of a new OP

>>35034312
You could spend 1000 and get one that will max everything on high.

Maybe even less

>Try to log into paypal on a different computer from usual
>"We've detected suspicious activity, please wait"
>"We're unable to confirm blah blah blah"

IT'S MY FUCKING ACCOUNT WHAT'S THE POINT IN FUCKING PASSWORD AND LOGINS IF YOU WON'T LET ME IN YOU CUNTS

>>35034299
Loads of calories in there Poley.

>>35034294
Why live with people like that?

>>35034299
Get some Irn Bru. It's better than that piss...

>>35034361
Y-yeah. Working on it if you lazy cunts don't.
Am working in a pixel editor.
.anim fine?

>>35034326
Nah I'm good bruv. Nothing else I want in the world

>>35034361
I'm not anon, I'm pp. The most p p.
I thought you were hiring? Learn my name u suckaz gunna b hearing it a lot.

>>35034378
>Why live with people like that?
Why do people with problems make bad decisions.

>>35034312
Go travelling faggot

>>35034280
Steam feels is /soc/ tier rubbish.

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>>35034312
Unless it's made from solid gold and runs on unicorn semen then good+ tier gaming PCs cost nothing more than a couple of grand.

I dunno, I'm a console-gaming peasant.

>point out that not all Americans are Nazis
>REEEEEEEE
Are liberal females the worst people on earth?

>>35034439
What a complete waste of time and money

>>35034417
I hate you namefags so much

>>35034361
>How are you all feeling today and what have you been up to?

pretty good lad. got home from uni an hour ago, been in all day. watching the peep now and going to work out soon.

yourself?

>>35034453
You've never travelled much have you?

>>35034457
Don't bother. At least I know.

>>35034453
t. guy that's never left his city

This is a repost from the dead thread to the anon who seemed to have some insight into psychotherapeutic methods. I appreciate you taking the time.

If seems like you know what you're talking about, and your full house digits are impressive indeed.

That in mind, I'm not really following exactly. I know that my actions will have consequences, and it's for that reason I've been abstaining. I know that it will pay off down the line, even though it makes me miserable in the short term. But parts of me, of course, are not signed up. I don't know how I could be in consensus over it. The only option is to silence and/ or placate.

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>buy a fajita kit from the supermarket
>dad informs me there's no chicken in it
>mfw

It wasn't even refrigerated, I'm a bloody idiot.

>>35034390
I'm not familiar with anim, what software are you using?

Are you making an animated OP? :O

pls don't be mean to the other anons though

>>35034474
Glad to hear you're doing well buddy!
Sounds like a pretty comfy evening too, hope you have a good workout that smashes your personal records!

Easy day at work today so i'm in a pretty good mood, just gonna chill and watch TNG tonight methinks!

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>>35034447
>People are people and people are idiots.
There's nothing wrong in being liberal-minded but when they don;t listen to opinion and values that they don't share, that's the problem.

>>35033825
>Don't complain about the old image
I fucking will you faggot

>>35034478
>>35034498
Are you sure you have?

It really is a colossal waste of time.

Got a CBT appointment booked in for mid March. I really hope it can help because my thinking has become increasingly depressed and existential over the last couple of months.

>>35034390
how are people meant to add content to a pixel image you fucking mong

Bit high, lads.

Bit high, indeed.

Another bloody asda pizza for tea.

Is there no relent?

>>35034447
I always see people talking about these "SJW" types that they run into but I'm not convinced they exist. Never ran into one. Maybe it's just the places I hang out or some shit.

I'm a leftist in the socialist sense but I'm annoyed at being grouped with these people that I've never met.

>>35034832
Of course they exist. All you have to do is watch protest videos

>>35034537
Let go. You have no faith.

>>35034711
>Got a CBT appointment booked in for mid March

Make sure to establish a safeword first

>>35034885
They're all US though aren't they? I figured it was their problem.

Also in those they're just walking though streets or some shit. Maybe I'm just lucky and never see them.

Gonna save y'all.
Do you even 7up?
If you don't, don't chat shit to me you'll get btfo. Comprendez?
I'll work on the pixels in the meantime.
Don't want no attitude. I intend to run this shit. It was me in the beginning you uppity fufck.

>>35034655
Pretty sure I have mate, traveling to 4 new countries this year. Spending 3 weeks in China this September
Stay closeted faggot

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>>35033972
>tuna
Always fucking gag when i see people having the ice cream scoop tuna in subway

>>35034568
>, hope you have a good workout that smashes your personal records!

thanks, lad.

i hope you stay in a good mood and you have a lovely evening

>>35034960
>says to go travelling
>goes to fucking China of all places

Yea, now we know not to listen to you

>>35035003
Mate I've been all over North America and Europe
China is simply another experience

>tfw no platonic robot friend to cuddle and watch anime with

>>35034361
I'm not doing well lenlad, not well at all. I fear my life is coming to an end. I used to have hope, but that is gone. Stay positive lenlad, keep the hope alive.

>>35034964
It's lovely stuff
so mayonnaisy and fatty
delicious

>>35035038
i would love to cuddle with you <3

i would love to hold you close and keep you warm

>>35035034

Enjoy getting thrown in a secret prison and getting cancer from eating food made with sewer oil.

BTW it was me offering to make infografix n guides n yelling to get on the press ups.
Hope this doesn't make you hate me even more :-P
Toodles xxx rite???

>>35035072
Enjoy rotting in your room while your increasingly depressed parents plan the best way to kick you out

>>35035054
but the ice cream scoop.... fuck its so rank

>>35034537
I'd rather you talk to your therapist about this lad, but if you want something right now, consider everything you're doing now as the child part of your internal consensus throwing a wobbler because it can't get its own way.

Those are the only two options you have right now because that's the complexity of your decision making on the matter, because you're trying to get rid of an addiction. Once the addiction itself passes, and the potential for relapse, it'll get a lot lot easier.

>>35035061
too bad nearly all of you are in england though

>tfw lonely scot

>>35035107
No. You need a rock. Or wings.

>>35035003
I've been to China as well. It's quite the amazing place. Would recommend to anyone after a different experience.

>>35035102
nowt wrong with the scoop
it does its job perfectly fine

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>>35035118
cheer up lad

have a "scottish egg" on me lad
or as you call it "an egg"

Lads i've had an entire asda tiger baguette. About to go the gym, hopefully it will fill me with the strength of a tiger.

Whoops for a second there I forgot I was a waste for space :^)

Well time for me to go fuck myself lads, peace out xx

>>35035118
We will visit. Get drunk by the lochs n all that.

>>35035148
we still call them scotch eggs up here tbqh

>>35035159
Ban shitheads plox?

>>35035107
>>35034537
If you mean "how will I ever be in consensus when this part of me eternally wants to get drunk", it isn't there forever. It'll fade away with time.

>>35035178

well when it's your only success in the culinary arts, your country should be proud.

>>35035148
That looks yummy!! I want some eggy goodness now

>>35034711
CBT is what they give people who are clearly just trying to get free money from the government. They can see straight through you mate.

>>35035159
YOU MAKE ME SICK NAMEFAG. LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN

>>35035213
Fuck off. This is not me btw
Im not going to trip.
I won't even be using this name.
Who wants to be known as a slur??

>>35034361
going good lad. 1 hr of slavery left to go. nearly caved on the resolution, was gonna get some southern comfort. but got some weed sorted so will leave the SC
you feeling any better lad.did your supply of medicine see you through the day.

fuck off with the trips. the paki tranny is enough. britfeel is too small for more trips.

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>tfw listening to Screwdriver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X5e9thfWJ0

I went out to get some tabs today and had a profoundly disturbing encounter

I had this chat with the paki clerk at the convenience store

He said to me that hes 27yo and works there every day, from 9 to 9 and has no life. Has no gf, doesnt know anyone, has no family. Hes been here for 6 years. He doesnt go out, he doesnt drink, doesnt smoke

He tried to sell me some poppers and asked me if I have a gf or a bf, and if I want to have a drink with him at my place, even though I live with my parents. I dunno if he was gay or just friendly in a nonsexual manner

Either way, it was profoundly sad. I could see the desperation in his eyes and loneliness

I said that I like to read books. I dunno what I would talk with this guy if I ever met with him for a pint. It was off putting to be honest, he should try to get some interests or hobbies first and smile more if he wants to have friends

really made me think

Alright lads, its Mr Wobbly here. Everyone having a good time? Just sit back, relax and let Mr Wobbly make it all oooooookaaay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q lets kick the night off with this classic jam. Have some tiger bread, a drink, relax
>>35035326

>>35035355
>He tried to sell me some poppers and asked me if I have a gf or a bf, and if I want to have a drink with him at my place
He's gay and wants to have his way with you. Avoid that corner shop.

>>35034998
Thanks friendo, will do!

>>35035043
I'm sorry to hear that, friend. What's wrong?
Please don't leave us, you're too precious for you to end it all!
Do you have steam or anything that I can talk to you in private?

>>35035249
Glad to hear you're going good!
Well done on abstaining on the SC, snek anon! The hardest tests come in bad times so it's brilliant to hear you showed resolve. Hope you got some good bud to see you through the night!

It did thank you! Not feeling as bad now so that's good!

>>35035355
If he seemed like a good lad I'd have offered to get a pint at the pub with him. But guess he might date rape you

>he should try to get some interests or hobbies first and smile more if he wants to have friends
so sayeth the normie

>>35035396
Yeah thats what I thought, it was strange because I don't really have contact with gay people so I dunno how to tell if he's hitting on me or not

Such a sad bloke

Anyone have interesting ideas?
Y'all need help. Badly. At this rate you deserve to die.

>>35035421
I dont have any friends either I'm just saying, that his attitude was offputting

I dont mind my loneliness

>>35035107
But no one ever loses the potential to relapse. It's with you for life.

>>35035444
How old are you lad? It definitely gets more crushing from 27 onwards

>>35035454
You're right; it just means you're functionally self-conscious about your decisions in a way you 99% probably weren't before

>>35035475
I'll be 24 in a few months

>>35035433
Okaaaaay. Hello fellow namefag. That was my homeboy Ice Cube with It was a good day. A good day indeed. I've just finished my 6th poo of the day and i'm having a great time with it. Next up is Elton john with his squishy classic "Daniel" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA78e27R_J4 LETS GET SQUISHY. MR WOBBLY.

>>35035475
It goes away again in your 30s

I'm off lads. Don't know if I care to return rn.
Sort yourselves out FFS.
A manager can't rescue this shit heap.
Get on it or fall off.
Keep up or eat dust.
Make moves or be made to move. Up to you sad cunts.
I'm in Britain London and you will see me again. I ain't a lazy sack of shit. I'm not here to get you killed. Gonna make it odt.

>>35035512
I really ain't.

>>35035514
Maybe mid 30s, can confirm it's even worse at 33 or 34, whatever age I am now

>>35035525
I'm 31 and it's fine now

My feels don't revolve around people now.

>>35035487
I'm still not following entirely. I'm at a point where I know that whenever things get tough I want a drink, and I resist. It doesn't mean I don't want the drink though - or that that part is on board with abstinence. All there is to do is ignore it, or promise it something down the line. I think not allowing it to be a method of crisis management is the biggest thing.

And sure, what if I love to chug cock, what business is it of anyone else?

Wankers

>>35035570
Here's one for you oldfags. Grab your favourite piss bottle, hold it close and sing it if you know it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J08ZwySCoJ8 GET SQUISHY. MR WOBBLY!

I'd like to take this time to apologise to everyone, I had a moment of weakness and I took it out on this thread.

I'm sorry, anons. You're all beautiful people and I love you.

I forgive you fellow namefag. Here's one for the road https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20

Sage this boring, useless shit. Srsly.
>>35035570
How about no?
>>35035610
Also no
>>35035618
No again

P.s. the trip is what it stands for.. Shouldn't be too hard to work out, rite?
If I can remember how to trip...

>>35035043
Are you still here anon?
please don't go!

>>35035746
Do you know why people are dying? Cus you're all shit. Useless shit.

>>35033857
actually very good, don't expect these spergs to realize that.

>>35035568
>It doesn't mean I don't want the drink though - or that that part is on board with abstinence.
That part will never be on board with your abstinence though; a 'smoker' wants to smoke, a 'drinker' wants to drink, 'Harold Shipman' wants to do what 'Harold Shipman' does best.

>I think not allowing it to be a method of crisis management is the biggest thing.
Consider it as a necessity now; the need for crisis will be over as you regain your strength over the matter. Don't fall into the trap that because part of the recovery involves making an independent choice on the matter of your drinking, you can run for the glass cabinet with the belief that you'll be taking the matter into your own hands.

Just don't fuck up.

>>35035795
What is this...?
Unhelpful advice thread?

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Lads

Just bought my first car. 2008 VY Polo 1.2. Took my parents out for a test drive, still quite nervous

>>35035853
Let us know when you crash it.

>>35035853
pro-tip you should always buy a shitty first car

Just read up on Pizzagate lads. Why are there people in existence that actually believe this drivel?

>>35035947
Because Americans are paranoid fucks and no matter what's going on in the real world there always has to be 'something bigger'.

>>35035947
Why are there people in existence that believe that ritualistic pedo parties don't happen?

If you can think of something, it probably happened

And absolute power corrupts absolutely

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>>35035947
come back when you stop gobbling down fluoride and un-calcify your 3rd eye

>>35035963
DELET THIS RIGHT NOW PLEASE

>>35034361
Think I'm going to get a dominoes tonight and I don't care who knows
https://youtu.be/Yam5uK6e-bQ

>>35035963
I agree the polo is shit, but I mean a cheapo shit car

>>35035993
Mate don't shout it too loud or else everyone will hear!

what toppings

>>35036015
2 Veggie sumpremes. I'm not even a vegetarian!
https://youtu.be/yxf1IFgPH5s

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>>35035976
where did I say that it never happens? I'm sure child trafficking has happened within the government, but Pizzagate is laughable and so is its "evidence".

Also love it when they say that there have been "over 500 Pizzagates arrests". They honestly should euthanise themselves desu.

>>35036053
My local pizza place is better than Domino's and is a lot cheaper

>>35036068
Im pretty sure they really into an old occult religion and believe that child fucking gives them power

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_libel

Trump vs. Clinton was the battle of good vs evil and good won

The antichrist wont descend from the heavens for at least another 4 years

>>35036157
Pls tell me you're not this retarded Anon

Right, just had a think, and you can keep the template if u can make use of it, fuck if I'm going to do everything myself tho.. Not that I can't... Just want to boss others about desu... Politics is a group thing anyway... Weird if I do everything.
I like editing. I can do it all. I can do it in a hundred different ways. Different edition each n every month kind of thing.

>>35034361

>Your template looks ambitious, anon! I can't wait to see how it turns out.
>Will you be making the .psd available once you finish?
>Getting excited at the prospect of a new OP

For fuck sake lenlad why do you have to be so fucking positive

This fucking schizo drew some incomprehensible shit in MS paint and you still act cute and go 'best of luck xP'

Throw yourself into a canal

>>35033857
like this pic might save it

>>35036406
If he's really making a template for something that big then that's how you'd style it out first though before creating the layers...
Don't approve of his insults though desu

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>>35036248
Idea guys belong in the canal tbqh

>>35036440
Tbh I didn't even bother looking at it

Whatever it was no one other than an immense retard could have really sat down and drew that

>>35036248
>Timothy Byrne tries to participate in /britfeel/

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I just want to go to bed and watch kino but the housemate wants to play total war co-op... why is life so hard lads :|

guess i will have a coffee and wank to cute boysto wake me up a bit.

ok you've twisted my arm I'll do a new op image.

don't expect anything overnight though

girlfriends gonna let everyone know what I wank to unless I stop lads

not sure how to feel

>>35036595
At least you have a girlfriend you smug cunt

>>35036595
how bad is it lad?

>>35036595
how could you be so indiscreet in the first place

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>>35036595
g'won tell us lad we'll keep your secret

>>35036610
:^(
>>35036619
da wont look me in the eye again bad

>>35036655
mostly twink / a bit of crossdressing

>>35035406
well dunno bout good. it's an any port in a storm moment. getting an ounce of amnesia haze tomorrow though. that's god tier bud.
desu i've nearly caved twice. but am still remaining strong.
done now off to go get high and treat myself to a takeaway. n some normal beers me thinks.

>>35036657
is it legal? desu desu

>>35036679

so when you say "girlfriend" is she actually a girl? or just a tranny? maybe she feels jealous and/or threatened

>>35036712
eyes ears a dick and everything

Just saw the old oneitis, she looks like a 45 year old mum of four.

Strangely feel sorry for her. If time makes fools of us all, she's fucking pagliacci.

Fuck you all. Worthless shit cunts.
I've been waiting my entire life for this.
Get on or get off. Last warnings.
Shitposters gtfo

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>>35036872
i will get on you if you know what i mean hahaha

>>35036872
Well meme'd old friend. This ones for you https://youtu.be/7Y3dsAY_a_I

Right. Lot of good lads desu.
Doing press ups and push ups for fellow anon, kinda thing. You guys do us proud.
Don't tolerate shitposters, first they'll shit in front of you, then behind your back, then in the salad, then the soup and eventually on your head. Cast em out. Cunt.

>>35036985
What an apt monologue, how rude of these shitposters to destroy a great thread.

>>35036935
Keep the tunes going, old chum! Woo!

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Wow, would you look at that. It's a small handful of posters making thread go to shit.

>>35037104

If people stopped replying to it, it'd go away.

>>35037129
I know. I don't know why people haven't figured it out yet.

>>35036985
Right-O. SMELLY Pp POO POO LAD. STINKY Pp POO POO. Mr Wobbly here,
bringing songs for the smooth shitpost home. Keep it squishy lads.
https://youtu.be/XacvydVrhuI
>>35037065
Thanks old buddy. Great name you've got there

night owl preparing for night shift

I keep seeing owls everywhere is this a synchronicity? Magical thinking to be honest

I hope some entity is trying to get in touch with me I'd love to have an experience with the other side

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>>35037065
>>35037154
hahaha mental lads
tip tip froggy froggy.
https://youtu.be/Zq9m8DzRUtc?t=602

>>35037154
>>35036985
>>35037065
BLURBLYBH THIS ENDS NOW
https://youtu.be/XutaTTNihe0

Doing alright on the old Dark Soul 3 SL1 run. Using a fire hand axe (+2) shortbow (+2) and lucerne (+2) with a raw longsword (+2) and a bandit's knife (+2) in reserve for appropriate situations. A boring old wooden shield, but have the pontiff knight one too. Pyro hand for buffing.

Character's called Henry Lardham, and he's a Greggs enthusiast.

is junlad the most handsome poster here?

>>35037436
Fuck off with your edgelord shit

my mum got mad at me because we were watching a ww2 film and I said that the nazis had really nice uniforms.

>>35037436
is this a meme? sounds fun.
>>35037462
stop being mean to cool posters.
>>35037439
most likely, though azulad is very handsome thats in a different way.

There's nothing wrong with being a paedo

>>35037494
is your family of a jewish decadence, lad?

>>35037462
Well that's not very nice. Henry is just a paunchy boy, on a quest for pies in a land where all the ovens have been turned off.

>>35037504
No memes here, just good clean fun. I always give my characters backstories to keep myself amused.

What's with all the fucking weird namefags here today? Its actually making me miss that paki poster

> a paki walks into a high-class call center, and is still yet to make a sale after a month
> his boss calls him in, and says "you're a one in a million paki, you know that?" and sends him back to work
> his co-worker overheads this, marching into his bosses office, "his sales are lousy, how's he one in a million?!"
> his boss replies, "there's a one-in-a-million chance his parents aren't related!"

>tfw no brown gf to cuddle

>>35035929
That is a shitty car desu.

Weird, right? Haha yeah h-ha

I have the opportunity for extra times in me a levels in the summer. Do I take them?

>>35037614
Hilarious lad. Good work.

>>35037714
Yes. Get DAT knowledge

>>35037504
I want azulad to get on his knees and suck me off

>>35037753
Gonna out you ;-)

>>35037439
No lad, I am

>>35037547
no but because I like nazi uniforms apparently that makes me a nazi

>had a dream about a cute girl
>wake up and normiebook her name for the hell of it
>it's a real person I don't think I've ever met

Spooky

>>35037439
Pix?

>>35037780
They're certainly interesting :-P

>>35037794
I had the exact same dream anon. I love you.

apparently you shouldn't message girls on tinder with "hey", "how are you doing", "what are you up to". etc but what else are you meant to say when most of them having nothing in their profile

>>35037780
P retarded. SS uniforms were designed by Hugo Boss, for example. Nazis are undeniably stylish. It's foolish to think otherwise.

I feel like a cruel bastard for laughing at Poleaboo freaking out in Subway and describing it as a "high pressure environment"

I had a dream I was raped by pigs, shat in a pot n fell in love with my niece then raped by Satan cocks. Some guy saved me tho...

>>35037856
Call them sexy n flirt???

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Has there ever been official /britfeel/ meetups or times when you lads ever just met up with each other? Can see it ending horribly but i'm curious

>>35037856
ask for a willy wagglin me m8

>>35037753
I want to cum on his sexy face hahaha

>>35037900
I think saying "hey sexy u wan sum fuk" would be worse

>>35037906

The last one was pretty ill-advised, it's why Tilde doesn't post any more

>>35037906
I met a lad and sold him drugs. Never seen him post since.

>>35037872
How isn't it? Working in a place like that would be absolute shit.

I have random patches on my balls that are much more pale than the rest of my skin and the hair that grows from them is grey

what is it

How do people actually do tinder? I got some matches but got ghosted in every conversation

Or they dont even reply

Whats the point in swiping me right if the bitch not even gonna reply

fuck you tinder bitch

>>35037940
Do you send through post?

>>35037856
Start with "Do you want to have sex?" Just post this repeatedly. Bound to work eventually. If you want faster results type "bby let's bang"

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>>35037906
I have met with quite a few of the lads, it was great :^)

>>35037906
has there ever been any /britfeel/ attempts at organising a fight club?

>>35037954
get bumble

>>35037948
He's talking about the pressures of buying a sandwich, not working there.

>>35037956
I guess it depends what you're after. How do you know I dont live near you?

>>35037856
>>35037924
>>35037954
I had a lot of luck when I started opening with "Wow! You're almost as good looking as I am!"

>>35037983
How do I know I don't live near you. Purple Kush or any downer

>>35037976
We should try to be understanding with sufferers of anxiety, but in Poley's case he's a bit of a tit to put it mildly.

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>>35037959

Your persistent psychopathy unsettles me.

>>35037940
what did you sell him.
owt good?

Can someone give me the old spicy bum bum?

>>35037928
Whats the story on that one?

>>35034007
You sound incredibly disturbed.

Just be like, hi I swiped cus...

>>35038061

Well gosh it depends whether you want the story starting from the pre-drinks at Shoutanon's flat or after it all kicked off at Wetherspoons

>>35038131
Tell us from the start anon please.

/britfeel/ jackanory

>>35037959
So are you the board fuck drawer or what? Feeling a bit backed up desu

It's not just how you open, but how you follow it.
Have an end goal. Others will see that.
You guys just blather stupidly.
Be suave, cool, hip etc. Just make a joke and style things out. It won't be perfect but you have to try. That's what a woman looks for...

>>35038029
One, nothing wrong with me
Two, nothing wrong with me
Three, nothing wrong with me
Four, nothing wrong with me....

>>35038131
desu shoutanon was out of order the whole night but it was banter, i never saw the megumin poster after that though :(

>>35038048
I would love to give you the old spicy bum bum lad.

I'll give you the habanero bottom chumbo if you play your cards right.

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>>35038131
with an introduction like that, you're basically baiting us into hearing the full story

>>35038155
What if the end goal is putting my penis in her vagina

I thought thats the end goal on tinder always

why do I have large nipples as a guy

fucks sake lads

>>35038155
Can you explain the differences between cool and hip, please?

>>35038131

Don't post about tilde, we said we wouldn't tell and it wouldn't be fair on... her(?)

>>35038189
One's suave, the other isnt

>>35037964
Every day. Stretching and keep limber today lads.
If you've been keeping on press ups, eat and rest today. Relax and STRETCH. Wave your arms around. Feel the blood flowing. Kip well anon x

>>35038185
How do you know they're big? Show us.

>tfw no pet bird
Feels bad

>>35038219
because every picture of men has nipples that are like half the size

and no, no picture I am afraid

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>>35038185
Were you a chunky kid? I was and i'm pretty skelly now, but i've still got fat man nipples and i'm more conscious of that than my whole body

>>35038185
giz us a sniff lad ha ha

>>35038151
/britfeel/ is full of bois who want to be pounded.

>>35038185
large nipples in what way? just generally large? are they sensitive? because that sounds fun.

>>35038213
thats the fit club you numpty

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>>35038238
So this is what they meant when they said 'Singles in your area'

Penis in vagina. But be sweet about it.
She wants it too, but women think n feel differently to men. Be gentle but firm. Sensitive but fierce. Honest but roguish.

Cool = cutting edge
Hip = nice/good

>>35038233
yeah I had a lot of "puppy fat"

>>35038265
just large, and they are "innies" unless they are erect (if thats the right word). not sensitive though, no

Lads I'm so embarassed

Apparently last night I got chucked out of the pub when I bent over a table, took down my trackies and shouted "Does anyone want to fuck my boy pussy?"

There's a wild cat just walking around my house. If I feed it will it belong to me?

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Lads would you say this was a kebab, a burrito, or something else?

Vital research

>>35038238
err doubt it. there's nothing going in my bum desu
i'll put my cock in somebody's bum.but nowts entering me

>>35038299
dunno what the fuck that is you dirty nigger lover

>>35038297
god you absolute mong
its pronounced 'boipucci'

>>35038297
you're having me on

>>35038298
Sounds the beginning of a magic friendship. Pics of wild catto pls.

>>35037964
i used to have an edgy idea of creating a fight club before i realized of dangerous it is. if we actually created a fight club, someone is bound to die or end up very seriously injured. there is a reason fighting sports have so many rules. a good punch to the head can kill someone.

>>35038299
hmmm?
i'd say....
>burrito

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>>35038282
easy to get these /britfeel/ bois i tell you.
>>35038312
there used to me many more.
>>35038299
gyro
>>35038297
how embarrassing, not even wearing a skirt and cute leggings baka.

>>35038299
looks like shwarma

Well, lads. I've really done it this time. Got a fuckload of work with a deadline of tomorrow and I'm nowhere near done. Thinking if I stay up to around 3am, sleep to 7.30 and get into the office at 8.30 I might just about be able to do enough to get away with it.

>>35038291
>puppy fat
Well there it is lad, those slight mantitties have effected your aereolas

>>35038364
used to be many many more what?
bummers or bummees?

>>35038377
pull a sickie

duh

>>35038299
Looks like Gyro

>>35038355
You mean real life isnt like the movie where you can pound someone's face into a bloody mess while their head smacks a concrete floor?

WHO'S GONNA TELL THIS FUCKING STORY THEN?

>>35038355
obviously thered be a no face and ball punching rule lad, i mean come on now. maybe no closed fists either

>>35038399
of the boipucci, people bullied them away...

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>>35038353
Its eating my cats food

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There's a girl I walk past every day on the way to work.
Going to say hello this time.
Wish me luck.

>>35038321
I'm not fucking gay lad so I'm no expert.
>>35038346
Wish I was. My mate just told me about it there and it all came flooding back.

>>35038400

Nah, all the work's online so they'll be able to see I haven't done it. I'm already going to have to log in when I wake up, make a minor change and hit save to cover the fact that I was working on it at 3am.

>>35038430
did you try giving it one of those crab flavoured sticks?

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Any femanons wanna be my gf?

im not picky and im 6ft

plz be in uk

>>35038430
Your cat is gonna be weirded out.

Don't they wear motorcycle helmets? And use pads?

>>35038404
yeah, exactly.

>>35038427
what is the point then, its not a proper fight. just join a boxing gym or mma gym if you want to fight.

>>35038369
>This word came into common parlance because of a deliberate effort by Joss Whedon to promote Muslim culture, and made millions of dollars internationally for Muslim vendors
Let that sink in

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>>35038468
My cat doesn't care. Think its depressed

>>35038299
cute cat loli eating pancake!!

>>35038486
i don't won't to get beaten up by chad, i just want an autistic potato squabble

>>35038432
>it's a charity box

>>35038504
Me too
Flailing spasms autism style

>>35038498
don't blame it when you're letting stray cats in

>>35038402
>>35038364

What the heck is a gyro in this context, am I being rused?

>>35038498
Does look depressed. How old?

>>35038454
Yea my real cat likes them

>>35038457
Sorry lad, we've been trying this one for years but no luck unless you want a chubby bird who'll let you eat her out for a kebab

How do I find a cute gf who likes 80s Japanese funk music, girls usually laugh at me and say it's cute. I'd rather not deal with the passive bitchiness 2bh

>>35038532
Around 13. Always gets sad in the winter

They tease cus they want you to chase them. Duh!

>>35038425
Ok, I'll tell it.

5 of us went to Shoutanon's flat. It was a shithole - but he had 8 grams of crap gak so we had some beers and snorted up.

Then we went down to wetherspoons and Tilde (who, btw, is 350 lbs at least if not more) starts flirting aggressively with the barmaid and ends up getting chucked out for threatening her with rape.

Then we end up doing more lines off a bin down a back alley while drinking cans, and Tilde has a heart thing happen from the coke and we had to call an ambo for him.

The rest of us carried on and two lads ended up sucking each other off in a nightclub toilet while me and shout watched and did more coke.

>>35038556
thoughts lad? https://youtu.be/OVbES9NeprM

>>35038575
Fuck.ing.lol.
Sounds like a right joke.

>>35038489
Just when you thought he couldn't get more annoying

>>35038428
bet those people hadn't experienced boipucci desu
tis quite nice
especially when you get your face buried in it

>>35038606
did you not get a brown nose

>>35038504
>>35038523
you get lots of robots that do boxing, and mma. obvs you get normies too but normies are often too busy drinking and being lazy to do fighting sports.

i done boxing for a while, and a lot of the guys that did it were robots. you kinda have to be a bit weird to sacrifice your social life for fighting.

lifting weights is more of a normie thing.

Does anyone know how many unique visitors come to britfeel? Demographics?

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>>35035138
>>35035034
where did you visit?

t.will be studying abroad in shanghai late next year

if all goes to plan at least

>>35038579
Nah. My cats not doing any of that. Think she's just getting old.

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>>35038529
This is Gyro. Like a kebab but not shit.

>>35038575
why must you lie about Tilde, you know he was super skeletal and couldn't handle half a pint let alone drugs. Lots of cock was sucked though.

>>35038575
i don't care if this is true or not, can somebody draw it please

>>35038299
She looks retarded.
Pay attention you fucking ho!

>>35038575
I cannot think of a better way for a /britfeel/ night out to go. Wish I'd been there desu. If one gets organised in the North count me in.

>>35038639
studying abroad, how would a robot cope? i can hardly survive doing a masters a few miles away from home wew.

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>>35038662
>could have gotten the succ from tilde

What a strange dream. The world was ending, and people had to be preserved in flat coffins of their body shape, standing on the groung. I of course refused to do it, as I have claustrophobia, not even giving sedatives helped. So I ran away, and got hunted by those who were supposed to shoot everyone who's not being preserved. Found a nice village tho, where sun shone and people were nice, even if there was only a few of them and they were really old or just kids. I wondered, how the killers never noticed them and started to wait for the air to pollute.

Just found this as it was set public for some reason, or then Tumblr is malfunctioning. Gotta spend the whole night reading it. (Yes, I sleep during days these days.)

http://elliot-rodger.tumblr.com/

>>35038364
>>35038402
GYROS

FUCKING STOP SLAUGHTERING FOREIGN LANGUAGES

had 7 beers and took some zopiclone. Am I going to be okay lads?

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>>35038704
But i hate foreign people and their stupid languages.

>>35038622
nope.didn't stick my nose up that part
tongue probably was a bit brown though

>>35038699
Livejournal shit?
Or life journal??
Like, whoa, man.

>>35038704
English removes the S to prevent confusion with plurals you autist

>>35038704
why would we care about that when we invented the only language that matters?

>>35038704
It's a Greek word. Who gives a shite?

>>35038600
Have to feel a bit sorry for him when the feminists turned on him and forced him to quite Twitter after Avengers 2. He made his bed there but I bet his heart broke. I bet he just couldn't fathom how they'd turn on him with such senseless venom after advocating for them for so long; how ferociously they tore into him.

>>35038720
Google ,zopiclone, ,alcohol,
Duh...

think my mum is in bondage gear lads, knocked her door and i heard the sound of leather creaking and buckles moving. my dad has just had a shave and shower and gone into my mums room

>>35038749
Turks who think they're greek

>>35038695
I'm a cyborg so I can cope, I already spent a few months in taiwan/nippon surrounded by normans in hostels although they were a lot more tolerable than 19yr old uni students

I think I'll be okay

just my depressive episodes that worry me

>>35038767
but that's not what I asked

>>35038782
Only you can answer that question. Maybe...?

>>35038720
Wew that was a terrible idea lad. It can make you murderously aggressive. Literally, people have killed their wives on it and got off because it was legit. For fuck's sake isolate yourself; you will become a monster. I speak from experience when I say it fills you with a seething, murderous rage if taken with alcohol. It's dangerous.

>>35038772
Wank off? Watch n cheer them on? Make them a sandwich? Offer them a towel n a rub down?

>>35038735
clean boipucci is so good :)

smelly dicks are better though.

>>35038797
I can't answer anythgin I am very sedated

>>35038735
i hope that guy doesn't mind you saying he doesn't wash his arse