Haha, there's no way guys can be older than 18 and still be a virgin.
>>35031637
i'm turning 21 near the end of this year and i'm still a virgin
and a girl
is there something fundamentally fucked here or
>>35031637
There's still hope bros
I didn't lose it until I was 22 but then I started doung steroids and learned style and now I'm pretty slutty. My count is 26-28 depending on what you count. >>35031756
>>35032038
I'm also 5'6" with a 5" dick and my GF is 5'9" and QT
Protip: start out with chubbers for training
29 year old virgin. You'll fear me next year when I get my wizard powers.
>>35031756
well maybe if you stopped going after the Chaddiest of Chads and had realistic standards you wouldn't be a virgin. You are a fucking retard.
>>35031756
For one, you could stop being fat.
I just noticed the banner says "Congratulations senors", not "Congratulations, seniors"
>>35031756
So you're too ugly for Chad yet you keep going for him? You realize that at any point in time you could get a loyal qt bf if you lowered your astronomical high standards?
Like right now. Right NOW! You could get one NOW BAM.
But you keep waiting for Chad. Pity.
>>35031637
20 and still alone here
Hahahah it'll happen someday amirite
Hahaha
Haha
Ha
>>35032038
I lost it at 28. I'm 32 now and my count is somewhere in the 100s.
27 here. feels funny, lol.
>>35031637
Lol we were just joking this whole time. I love women, have a stable relationship with my loving girlfriend of 6 years, own my own home and I work at a law firm.
21 khv here who's never even tried. And obviously at this rate I'll never even get a gf.
Why is losing virginity an accomplishment?
10/10 I nearly fell for it
>>35032193
Seems absolutely not funny to me.
19 y.o virgin
>>35031756
Literally all you have to do is walk outside.
It's not comparable.
>>35031637
I lost mine at 19.
Does that make me a wizard?
>>35032325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGTiSgb2uxw
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Does sex with animals count, or does it have to be with a human?
I lost mine at 24.
I had sex 3 years later with a bargain cheap prostitute.
Nobody knows it. Everyone thinks I'm a Chad, who impregnates hordes of women.
>>35031756
just find a desperate robot to fuck
>>35032193
26 here, turning 27 in march. High five my fellow virgin.
>>35031756
>and a girl
You can't call yourself a girl if you still have you're penis now fuck off >>>/soc/
>>35033514
>you're
Good job, moron.
>>35031637
Does it count if I didn't have any say in the matter? 25 and never done it voluntarily. Never really had much interest in sex or relationships.
>>35031756
Chat with me on kick
>lost it at 15
>just come he because I got married then cucked and 80% of my income goes to my ex wife and her new black boyfriend
>this place helps me since I can't afford a theopist
>mfw posting this from McDonald's wi-fi because I can't even afford shitty dsl
You guys are just pretending when you say you're still virgins right?
I had sex when I was 16.
>>35032216
As a guy it means your genes are worth for something.
As a girl it doesn't matter because losing your virginity is a choice.
>>35034954
Fuck Off Original The Second
>>35034954
DAIT SO NO BAKUDAN
>>35031756
I'm already 24 and a girl and a virgin (unless you count my dog), it isn't that weird.
>>35035180
Could you please tell us about it?
>>35035248
The only guys that ever ask me out are creepy, haven't really ever been in a relationship.
>>35034954This sentence has nothing to do with the image, I have to write this so the robot won't mute me.
>>35035180
>unless you count my dog
pls tell me you're lying
People who get caught up in this are retarded. If being a virgin is your biggest problem, I'd say you're living a pretty good life. And no, being lonely is not the same as being a virgin, being lonely is terrible, but just having sex isn't going to suddenly fix your social life.
>>35035164
It's Daisan no Bakudan.
>>35035368
why? probably most girls you know with a dog have done at least something. I just think of it like masturbating
>>35035298
>(unless you count my dog)
?
>>35035408
post a pic of you and your dog
>>35031637
Fuck Hollywood.
Their 18 year olds are borderline 25 going on 26.
It's the main reason I get called a kid when I go outside.
26 and closing in wizardry here.I'd pay someone but I'm too much of a pussy.