>be a 9/10 Greek god >no gf JUST

>>35027968

You looks like an arab and no one likes those guys. Why are you even in greese? the statues of old portray Caucasians at their finest... You have immigrated there? you are pretending to be greek?

I actually am greek and I look greek, I even have the greek toes, greek curls and greek intellect as portrayed in the ancient statues..

>>35027993
Greeks are actually pretty brown. They've always been dark. Look at Greek wall paintings, always depicting them as tanned and brown. Only later on many centuries later did they begin to characterize them as pale white even though these boyfuckers spent every minute out in the Sun and were close to the Middle East.

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>>35028044
This is true and they are not the only ones with this situation.

Pic related is the colored and restored version of a painting that depicts a British royal knight in the medieval ages.

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>>35027968
I am a 10/10, don't insult me like that
>>35027993
Kek greeks look like brown turks and i wouldn't live in that place if i was paid

>>35027968
>"Hmm, that looks like an edited Stanley"

>>35028185
>Turns out it fucking is

Kind of looks like Stanley the Manley

>>35028185
What's your eye color in direct sunlight

>>35028522
Some weird sort of hazel i think

>>35027993
Kai nomiza oti hmoun o monos ellhnas se auto to board...

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>>35027968
Being arrogant enough to think you're a 9/10 is why you don't have a GF anon. You're at best a 7 m8

>>35027968
you're alright dude. like a 7/10 maybe an 8 on your best day, but you're definitely not a 9.

your expression lacks confident though, I can tell you're a pussy just from your eyes. i'm sure if you worked on that you'd probably get more pussy dude

>>35028984
Why you so jelly tho?

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>>35027968
What, you want souvlaki?

>>35028996
>Jelly
You look like a shitskin anon. a 5 is average. You're at best 2 points above average. This is still basically a compliment but you're not brad pitt in his prime

>>35027968
Lol ti vlepo

You're pretty handsome but you look sad, I can't really tell without seeing your body but I'd say maybe 8/10.

Although that doesn't mean you can't still be a kv if you're mentally ill/autistic/retarded

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Is pretending Stanley isn't a meme the hottest new meme?

I do agree that Stanley is at least a 5/10.