Brobots HELP WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I SAY NEXT. I WANT TO LOSE

>>35027167
LOL
ASK HER TO COME OVER

why did u say y-you too?

If I were you I'd ask "do you want to have sex? winkyface"

>>35027190
Do NORMIE ask directly to come over?

Will it work if I do it?

Respond pls

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>>35027167
FUCK YOU CHAD JUST ASK HER TO GO TO THE ONSEN WITH YOU YOU LITERALLY DONT BELONG HERE AND NO ONE IS YOUR BROBOT GO ASK THE GAYS OVER AT /fit/ FOR ADVICE

>>35027167
why the fuck did you stutter? do you want to intentionally stay a virgin your entire life?

>>35027199
/fit/ told me to always respond to compliments with you too

>>35027203
She is Japanese so I don't think this works with them :(

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*BANG BANG BANG*

Sorry, Chad. I'm putting an end to this thread. No more.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

>>35027220
>Chad

I am a fucking 26y/o virgin wtf u talking about?

Don't let looks deceive you

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>>35027210
>ASK THE GAYS OVER AT /fit/ FOR ADVICE
>>35027216
>/fit/ told me

really now

Real chad here:

Y-you too

Really bro ok chill out stop being awkward or you will fuck up this entire thing you WILL lose your virginity this year if you listen to me

She got a pic of you now ask for a pic of her then you can say how gorgeous she is even if she isnt make her feel good about herself let the conversation get gradually dirtyer and work from there good look op and god speed

Are you using your own pictures?

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>>35027238
Thank you Chad!

Is this OK?

>>35027250
Follow it up with this

>>35027208

How do you know this girl?
Need some context, organa.

>>35027279
I don't know her. I am using a dating app

>>35027250
Chad here:

Ok decent keep going post results i will get you laid

>>35027250
>>35027307

actual chad here. go slow and don't sperg out and you will get that sweet nippon pussy. don't reply anything by yourself because that's clearly not working. we are going to work together on this.

>>35027250
Chad again:

After reading that again how do you know shes gorgeous if you haven't seen her pics yet its little mistakes like that will fuck up any chance you have
>>35027324
Listen to the other chad too

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>>35027234
Only Chads get responses on dating apps. Scientifically proven.

>2017
>taking this shitty bait
I hope youre all ironic

hey OP, robot here. Don't listen to the fucking chads in this thread, if you want to get laid ask for a pic of her feet, specifically soles and upload it here

>>35027349
You are a retard. Scientifically proven.

>>35027205
YES
JUST SAY
HEY YOU WANNA COME OVER AND WATCH A MOVIE?

>>35027399
Chad again:

This approach is too direct she needs to be comfortable with you first its a dating app girls want to know they wont be raped and killed for meeting a guy talk to her like a normal person and for fuck sake dont ever stutter in a text again

>>35027466
THIS GUY HAS NO CLUE HES A HACK
SHE JUST COMPLIMENTED YOUR MUSCLES, SHE KNOWS WHAT YOU GOT
SHES LOVIN IT
IF SHES NOT INTERESTED AT THAT POINT YOU MIGHT ASWELL MOVE ON ALREADY

>>35027522
Chad again:

This might work but its risky anon but then again its a dating app you will find more grils your choice to make