>tfw chad still bullies you even in videogames

what game is that? I haven't seen it before

>>35026532
>tfw shane, the cunt, is the most popular bachelor to all the girls who play this game

I'm going to fucking do it lads. Farmer uprising, I'm going ot fucking kill shane

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>>35026532
AHHHHHHH KILL SHANE KILL HIM NOW NORMIE SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35026540
Starjew Valley

Pretty comfy

>>35026532
is this shit as boring and gay as it looks?

>>35026688
Only half life one is comfy

>>35026639
>tfw got gay married to Shane
H-he's not t-that bad anon

Shane is an alcoholic and mad all the time and has no frens :( Alex is most chad

>>35026741

I bet you bottom.

>>35026757
Alex is Chad, even Stacey Haley likes him

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>>35026532
I can't stop playing this game every evening.
I am trying to romance Emily but she doesn't really like my presents. Im trying not to romance Haley on accident, because she's so easy to find good gifts for.
I am also befriending Demetrius, Linus and Shane. They seem like alright guys.

>>35028053
Linus is top tier neetbro
I always give him any spare food I have on hand at the time

>>35026532
He's not even a chad, he's a legit loser in the game stuck in a dead end job, is unsociable as fuck and will just spend most his time drinking on his own.

>>35026532
How the fuck is Shane a chad? He's a depressed alcoholic and a complete loner with no friends. I always thought of him as a robot

>>35026532
Shane is the most robot character though, try to get to know him. Chad's don't have cold exterior's like that, robots do.

>>35028053
Emily is my waifu. Give her gems.

>>35028629
>give her gems
Thank you

this thread made me realize that I have this game but I have never played it

is it one of those games where you have to micromanage resources and stuff? or can you do things at your own speed?

is there a failure state?

>>35028843
You call yourself a robot and yet you haven't heard of the Harvest Moon series?

>>35028897
???

this isn't harvest moon

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>>35026532
But alex is chad
Shane is just very bitter, he might aswell be from r9k

>>35026552
Are you making shit up? I thought sebastian would be the most likely

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>>35026639
>>35026552
>>35026540
WTF are you talking about? Shane is a robot
>>35026532
OP you are the bully here, he just want to be left alone

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Who play this game purely for the escapism?
I liked to feel like I'm there and Abigail is really my gf

>>35026741
>Being the fucking boipussy

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>>35026532
>playing as a boy

>>35028982
I am fucking not, seriously. Look at all the women who play this game, look on tumblr. All of them are attracted to this dickhead. They want his cock, despite how much of an asshole he is and how little he cares for the player character.

>>35026552
Dude he has to work instead of studying to take care of his mom :c

>>35030190
fuck shane's mom.

i wish i could become a stardew valley serial killer and use their blood to enrich my crops

>>35028053
Beer for Emily. Bitch loves it.

Who is best Stardew bachelor? Bachelorette?