Let's post our ideal boyfriend/girlfriend (keyword is IDEAL so nothing about standards being too high)
Male robot here letting you know that I'm lurking for contactinfo.
I wonder how many fembots are actually posting
>>35026386
>>35026566
IF YOU AREN'T HERE TO POST, THEN FUCK OFF
Do you ever feel bad about having a "perfect" love? I have this amazing idea of what I want but I know theres no way ill ever find that person. Plus I wonder how many good things I screwed up cause I had this ideal person in my mind
>>35026622
How about you fuck off from my virgin male social club?
There's been a huge increase in "alleged" female posters this past year or so and it's definitely coincided with the recent election and shitty shows like Mr robot.
So how about you lurk before posting, download your stupid Facebook frog memes and keep your dumb whore mouth shut
>not a single female poster ITT
>>35026700
I was here before Mr. Robot and before /pol/ got infamous in liberal circles so YOU fuck off with your accusations, faggot.
And for record, I couldn't get past the second episode of Mr. Robot.
>>35026767
Beta cuck reporting in, what's your dream guy fembot?
>>35026940
Thanks. It's Eto.
>NEET/Shut-in
>Dark Hair, Dark eyes, thick stubbly dark facial hair
>Not skinny but not fat
>Virgin and never had a GF before
>Older and a bit jaded, kind of a dick and keeps emotions in but is loyal
>Not too tall but not mega manlet tier (5'8"-ish would be perfect)
>Doesnt have a social life or anything so I can have him to myself
Rrrreeeeeeeeededdeeeeee leave!
>>35027331
Why is that a dream and a reality, anon? /r9k/ seems like the perfect place to pick up men like that.
>>35027352
*and not a reality, whoops
>>35027331
whats your discord? you are my gf now
why do you guys rp on this board? Is there really nothing better for you to be doing? Does it soothe your autism? I really don't get it.
>>35027352
harder than you think. finding a robot who is older and hasnt had a gf before and is a virgin is hard. I want a true wizard!
>>35027403
I've never had a gf, give me sex.
>>35027352
Ha, what a cucked beta orbiter you are. You just fell for some attention whore
>>35027403
>>NEET/Shut-in
[b]CHECK[/b]
>>Dark Hair, Dark eyes, thick stubbly dark facial hair
[b]CHECK[/b]
>>Not skinny but not fat
[b]CHECK[/b] I'm fit
>>Virgin and never had a GF before
[b]CHECK[/b] KV
>>Older and a bit jaded, kind of a dick and keeps emotions in but is loyal
[b]CHECK[/b]
>>Not too tall but not mega manlet tier (5'8"-ish would be perfect)
[b]CHECK[/b] 175 cm
>>Doesnt have a social life or anything so I can have him to myself
[b]CHECK[/b] i don't have social life neither use very much social media and have a personal gym at home
BONUS:
> Have a job
> Have a car
> not living with parents
>>35027477
>neet shut-in
>have a job
>retarded
[b]CHECK[/b]
>>35027422
You are probably lying. Lots of guys here lie about being a virgin and stuff to fit in. Like
>>35027477
will say whatever to try and get a girl. Finding a real genuine robot is hard.
>>35027396
4chan is now filled to the brim with kids who think that its fugging ebic bro xD to "troll" people and be as hostile as possible to eachother on the internet.
>>35027514
>tfw i'm telling the truth
I forgot i'm in 4chan
>>35027514
>You are probably lying.
Well fuck you too bitch.
I too am a female would love a robot bf. I would love a chubby polar bear to snuggle and watch anime with.
>>35027514
So how do you figure out if someone is an actual virgin or not?
>>35027514
I'm a virgin, but I'm okay with it I guess. I want to lose it to someone that's special to me, not just a random skank.
I don't fit anything else on your list though except being a shut in.
>>35027540
You can tell if you talk to them and learn some things about them. I never believe anyone upfront.
>>35027560
SO far as we know you can be actually a whale and even robots will never love you
>We are in the same both ms. anon so there is no win win here
and TITS OR GTFO!
>>35026367
one of your lewd posts got me really horny once like a month ago
This thread is lame, where are all the men pretending to be girls posting unrealistically high standards for their prospective mates? I come to this fembot feels threads to be entertained, not to see actual females/traps complaining (barf).
How hard is it to pretend to be the inferior gender and demand Chad on this board?
Fuck you fembot feels threads you let me down today.
>>35027514
Only thing not repulsive about me is my height.
>6'3"
>>35027643
Lanklet filth pls kill yourself
>>35026367
Why does that shit Kaneki get everything laid before him?
He literally fails in everything he does but the other characters trust him and have faith in him. I expected :re to bring out more tragedy, especially to that shit.
fuck that guy
Takizawa > world
>>35027657
Back off, no bully pls
>>35027643
That IS a repulsive height.
Oh look, another women worshipping thread with a bunch of fags begging women to talk to them, and you wonder how they have so much power in the dating scene lol